On Wednesday we like to do a meme in the blogosphere from some faves of ours, Living Dead Nurse and Mejis. Go on over and join in! It’s called What the Hell Wednesday. At this point to WTIT: The Blog, what’s one more meme? We lost all creditability long ago. We gave it a whirl. It worked. Here we go this week! All meme questions are in bold.

What the Hell Wednesday: Randomness

TV Crap

1. Omg tiger woods was in an accident…what do you think? I think a lot of women have played with his putter.

2. Coke or Pepsi? post your favorite commercial

3. What is your favorite Christmas show you can watch over and over again? If I ever see one that I feel that way about, I will get back to you. Promise.

4. Man got arrested for throwing a tomato at Sarah palin…what do you think? Had Sarah gone away as I have so often requested, this would not have happened. That said, it is called assault. And it makes her sympathetic. Gee. I wonder if she fucking paid him?

Finish the sentence

1. I will never forget… what’s her name.

2. If i only had a … brain. I coulda been a contender.

3. Life is full of… laughs. You just have to look sideways at it.

4. You might be a…loser if anyone calls you Meth Ho.

Holiday madness

1. What is one thing you hope Santa leaves under the tree for you? (can’t be twins bud that would be 2) These are pretty shitty rules if you ask me. Why can’t I ask an imaginary bloke for real replacements for my imaginary twins?!

2. Do you have holiday cheer or are you scrooge? I hate these kind of choices. Black or white. True or false. It’s all gray to me. Sorry.

3. What Christmas carol if you heard one more time makes you want to poke your ear drums out? Any carol I hear before Thanksgiving.

4. Real or fake tree? Very fake. Very small. Very nice.

Last but not least..

1. Name a song that gets stuck in your head or post a video clip of that song

That’s it for your Hump Day.
WTIT: The Blog will return.
We’ll be Thursday Thunking!
With Ber or Kimber.
You never know. Join us then.
Peace bros!

On Wednesday we like to do a meme in the blogosphere from some faves of ours, Living Dead Nurse and Mejis. Go on over and join in! It’s called What the Hell Wednesday. At this point to WTIT: The Blog, what’s one more meme? We lost all creditability long ago. We gave it a whirl. It worked. Here we go this week! All meme questions are in bold.

What the Hell Wednesday: Pure Laziness

1. What is the longest you have laid around in bed for? (oh dear i wonder what bud will say lmao) What could you possibly mean by that? Oh, right. I do get a bit carried away. I think four days in bed is my record. Then we got hungry. For food. Wow, I really can’t stop myself, my bad.

2. If you could have a lazy day what would it consist of? Breaking my four day record.

3. Lazy people..at work, at school or anywhere… do they bug the hell out of you? I can’t be bothered worried about how anyone else approaches their job. Unless of course, I am suppose to be managing them. I just like worrying about me. And as you have pointed out, I can be a handful.

4. What is the laziest person you have met? What makes them the winner of the lazy award? Not who? You’ve been in redneck country far too long. Her name was Shirley. She never left her bed. I think that’s why we got along so well, imo.

5. What are you tired of doing in your life? Memes. I think I’ll quit this shit and write that fucking novel. But what could I write about? What do I know best?

6. What job do you think is classified as a no brainer, lazy job? I’d like to be a kicker on an NFL team. No one touches you, you are in about six to ten plays and the money is great.

7. Do you hit the snooze…or jump out of bed readly to take on the world? Who is this Snooze of whom you speak? I try not to hit anyone.

8. If you could afford a personal shopper would you use it or miss the thrill of shopping? I am a guy. There is no fucking thrill in shopping. There is only thrill in sex. That’s why we use Amazon.com and cheap women.

9. Do you think that people are inventing more things to make us lazy? Name something that you believe makes us lazier. Oh. Now you are answering your own question. I can dig that. Now answer my part of this fucker, too.

10. Are you one of those people that is always on time…or one that comes in late? Those are my only choices? I’m too lazy to really think about it. Besides, I’m already late again.

11. If you have a project, homework or something due for work…is it done the day after you get the assignment…or are you a last minute person? I like to get things done. But enough about my personal life. One of my laws in life is, “If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.”

12. Just how lazy do you think you are? Not in the slightest. And this comes from a guy who has a housekeeper, does not do laundry and calls out for room service for meals. But everything else I’m on top of. You can even ask the twins.

On Wednesday we like to do a meme in the blogosphere from some faves of ours, Living Dead Nurse and Mejis. Go on over and join in! It’s called What the Hell Wednesday. At this point to WTIT: The Blog, what’s one more meme? We lost all creditability long ago. We gave it a whirl. It worked. Here we go this week! All meme questions are in bold.

What the Hell Wednesday: Traditions

1. What do you look forward to when you turn 70? I guess I’d say Alzheimer’s, strokes, Parkinson’s, deep vein thrombosis, hair loss, cardiac arrest and osteoporosis. Hot stuff. I can hardly wait!

2. If you could go back to high school what is one thing you would change? My attitude towards sex. You will not probably believe this, but I was rather cocky. I now wished I had saved myself for that most respected of institutions, marriage.

3. What was one thing you were not allowed to do but all of your friends could? My parents were ridiculously strict. I was not allowed to have a girl sleep overnight. Stupid, right? All my friends said that their folks would allow it. Of course, most of those guys were actually virgins. I figured their folks were more concerned about whether or not they were gay.

4. What has a friend/neighbor borrowed that they haven’t returned? My friend Billy borrowed twenty bucks from me during senior year. I have not seen a dime of it. Of course, his flunking out of our school and then going straight into rehab was his excuse. I said, suck it up and pay me. I don’t remember why, but I never saw him again.

5. What have you borrowed and not returned and why? I always return what I borrow from a neighbor. Take my neighbor’s wife. Sure she comes over when he’s out of town, but when he is in Connecticut I return her to him. Damn neighborly, if you ask me.

6. Have you ever gone over to a neighbors to borrow food? (example a cup of sugar) Once when I was unemployed I borrowed an entire Thanksgiving Day table of food. That fucker had no sense of humor. It was delicious.

7. If you could replace one thing in your house and make it new what would it be? I could use a housekeeper who works in the nude. Mine is still hot and all but she insists on wearing clothes. Go figure.

8. If you could change one aging aspect physically and make it young and new again what would it be? I haven’t a clue. I use to worry about stuff like that. But I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now.

9. What is one thing on the news that you wish would never be mentioned again? The swine flu. We get it. It is awful and frightening. But giving the running total of people and children killed strikes me as though someone is keeping score. Is there a record that I am not aware of?

10. What is one thing your family never knew about you? Not a fucking thing. I’m rather an open book now, aren’t I? It’s not as though I “hold it all in.”

11. Name a song that gives you the blues? Any rap song will pretty much do it. Hip hop makes me cry and beg for cover.

12. Name something that is blue? The last word of this exciting question.

13. What in blue blazes is this? A tribble with a fucking attitude.

On Friday our feature Dating Profiles goes syndicated this week. Play along with us at The Dating Profile Meme. A big shout out to Berleen and Kimber from Thursday Thunks for posting our new meme’s logo on their site!

When we noticed a new meme in the blogosphere from some faves of ours, Living Dead Nurse and Mejis, we joined in. It’s called What the Hell Wednesday. At this point to WTIT: The Blog, what’s one more meme? We lost all creditability long ago. We gave it a whirl. It worked. Here we go this week! All meme questions are in bold.

What the Hell Wednesday: I See Dead People

1. What is the scariest person you have seen in Wal-Mart? As opposed to who? Probably the greeter. Some of them seem way too happy to work there.

2. Are you superstitious? Name something that you believe or that you can’t believe others believe. Religion comes to mind.

3. What is your favorite old timey candy? i.e. candy corn etc Timey? Probably fireballys.

4. What was one of the homemade costumes you have worn? I have a great homemade George Clooney costume. Who cares about scoring candy when women are dropping to their knees?

5. Did you ever play tricks on anyone during Halloween? Yes. One year I went to the twin’s apartment dressed as George Clooney. They said, “We think you’re hot, but we’re waiting for Bud. Sorry.”

6. If the world was to end like in some horror movies how would it end? Zombies? Crazy virus? Those are the only fucking choices? Can’t I go out with a massive orgy?

7. What was your/or someone else’s worst thrown together costume? B.B. Bacardi, a former WTIT DJ once came as a guy in drag. I still have nightmares.

8. Did you go to a lot of houses to get candy or just get enough candy and go home? I went for the whole shebang. Don’t let anybody know, but I do this with women as well.

9. What do you hate most about Halloween? Halloween memes.

10. What do you miss today that you had in the past Halloweens? My neighbor’s wife’s sister. Oh, the memories.

11. Do you think kids costumes are better now or then? Another meme assuming I am a 30 something with kids. No one ever brings their kids here. Which is smart because there are some weirdos here. (No offense intended to either the twins or my neighbor’s wife if they read this.)

12. What would you do if you woke up and you were the only person left…everyone else was gone (like in the twilight zone episode) I wouldn’t break my fucking glasses.

13. What is your favorite Halloween creep? A naked women coming at me on her hands and knees, slowly. Well, you asked.

When we noticed a new meme in the blogosphere from some faves of ours, Living Dead Nurse and Mejis, we joined in. It’s called What the Hell Wednesday. At this point to WTIT: The Blog, what’s one more meme? We lost all creditability long ago. We gave it a whirl. It worked. Here we go this week! All meme questions are in bold.

What the Hell Wednesday: Zombies, Monsters and Ghosts, Oh My!

1. The laboratory that was being used to store the zombie virus has exploded making the virus airborne and turning millions into zombies. You are one of the few humans left. What 5 things do you need in order to survive a zombie attack? Anyone who has studied zombies knows of their utmost respect for the human custom of threesomes. They never attack during one. So, I don’t need five stinkin’ things, just one. I’ll be upstairs with the French twins until the “all clear” siren.

2. You turn on the news and find out that vampires have “come out of the coffin” and wish to live in peace alongside humans. Do you join a fanatic vampire hating church group and set out to destroy them, become a Fangbanger (vampire groupie) or try your best to get one of them to turn you? Somebody has read far too many Twilight books. I’d just go and find a bar.

3. Aliens have landed and are trying to destroy the human race. It is up to you to kick their extra-terrestrial arses. What do you do to destroy them? I’d just turn the radio to Rush Limbaugh. Not even an alien would want to deal with a planet that would breed that fucking idiot.

4. You are hiking alone in the woods and have become lost. Suddenly you come across a tiny hut inhabited by a witch. Do you run in terror hoping she didn’t notice your presence or do you knock on her door and ask for directions? I’d knock on the door. It’s probably just one of my ex-wives anyway.

5. Your friend dares you to spend a night in a graveyard. Do you accept the dare? The only possibility of me doing this shit would be if my friend was female and there was sex involved.

6. Your friend/ significant other just got back from a hike in the woods and swears they have just encountered Bigfoot. Do you go with them to see if you can find proof of Bigfoot’s existence or do you call the mental hospital and reserve a nice padded cell for them? I’d say, “Honey, I have asked you before to lay off the fucking ‘shrooms. Can you just keep it to pot as you promised?”

7. You won tickets to the circus (with clowns). Do you go and enjoy the clowns or try to sell the tickets because clowns are evil and creepy and want to eat you? I’d give the tickets to my neighbor so he’d take their kid. Then I’d get an afternoon alone with his wife. It is so much more exciting when he’s not out of town.

8. Your crazy aunt Matilda just gave your child a creepy doll for his/her birthday. Do you let him/her keep it or do you take it out back and bury it hoping it won’t somehow dig itself out and turn up in your house again? My youngest kid is 24. I’d let my kids work this fucker out all by themselves.

9. Legend has it that Megalodon (the giant prehistoric shark) is still alive somewhere in the vast oceans of our planet. You happen to be out on a week long deep sea fishing excursion and your boat is alone at sea or so you think. Suddenly you catch something on your line and try to reel it in when a giant six foot dorsal fin pops up a few yards away from your boat. What do you do? Go back to sleep. It would have to be a nightmare since I hate boats, don’t fish and truly I’d actually be more concerned if my neighbor came home early from the circus before his wife woke up. That dude has no sense of humor.

10. West Virginian’s believe in the legend of the Moth Man. Do you think this creature really exists or do you believe that it’s just insanity on their part caused by years of inbreeding? I find this a hard question. I do believe in Moth Man. But, on the other foot, I don’t believe in West Virginians.

11. Lake Erie is supposedly inhabited by a giant sea serpent. Do you believe this could be true and could be the reason many ships, boats and people go missing in the lake or do you think that it’s more likely a mutant fish thanks to the nuclear power plant that is conveniently located on the shores of Lake Erie (it’s in Perry, Ohio to be exact)? Wasn’t this the thing that David Letterman was apologizing for?

12. People say the town near the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant disaster is haunted and have seen ghosts of people they know there. You have been invited to go to this town and do research to find out if it’s really haunted. Do you choose to go taking into consideration that this is a highly radioactive area and you would need to have special gear on in order to be safe or do you tell them that the radiation has obviously affected their brains and decline? I’d pass on the invite because my Russian isn’t as good as it used to be. Я потерял интерес, когда моя российская домохозяйка уходила.

13. You’re on a late night flight to wherever. You happen to look out the window and see a grinning demon thing tearing apart the wing. Do you panic and try to tell the flight crew about it or do you just close the shade and blame it on all the alcohol that you consumed pre-flight? You cannot consume THAT much alcohol. Although, God knows we’ve all tried. I imagine we all need a stiff drink about now. Make mine a Ketel One, rocks.