There has been a lot of speculation as to why, after over three years, WTIT: The Blog has taken our longest break ever. We need to set the record straight. We humbly present the Top 10 Most Likely Reasons that we have not published an original post since March 15th. We gave it all the thought we felt it deserved.
8. We were on the front lines on the border drug war in Mexico.
7. We were doing drugs on the border near Mexico.
4. Some fucktard stole our computer.
3. We were locked in the Queen’s dungeon. If she’d only feed the damn guard dog, Homer, we would have been back by now.
1. We were just hoping you’d miss us. Now seriously, sometimes you need a break and walk away. We said we would return. (cue applause track) We’re baccckkkkkkkkk…
Hope that you’ll hump well.
Tomorrow we will do Thursday Thunks.
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