There has been a lot of speculation as to why, after over three years, WTIT: The Blog has taken our longest break ever. We need to set the record straight. We humbly present the Top 10 Most Likely Reasons that we have not published an original post since March 15th. We gave it all the thought we felt it deserved.

10. The French twins have returned to France. We were going through withdrawals.

9. We were in Washington helping President Obama on his economic package. He’s a big fan.

8. We were on the front lines on the border drug war in Mexico.

7. We were doing drugs on the border near Mexico.

6. The World Baseball Classic has bored us so badly that we were sound asleep.

5. We have the list of A-Rod’s call girls. We were checking them out to be sure A-Rod’s rating system was antiquate.

4. Some fucktard stole our computer.

3. We were locked in the Queen’s dungeon. If she’d only feed the damn guard dog, Homer, we would have been back by now.

2. We were investigating Sweet Cop’s Wife multiple personalities. We gave up. We would have never returned.

1. We were just hoping you’d miss us. Now seriously, sometimes you need a break and walk away. We said we would return. (cue applause track) We’re baccckkkkkkkkk…

There has been a lot of speculation as to why, after over three years, WTIT: The Blog has taken our longest break ever. We need to set the record straight. We humbly present the Top 10 Most Likely Reasons that we have not published an original post since March 15th. We gave it all the thought we felt it deserved.

10. The French twins have returned to France. We were going through withdrawals.

9. We were in Washington helping President Obama on his economic package. He’s a big fan.

8. We were on the front lines on the border drug war in Mexico.

7. We were doing drugs on the border near Mexico.

6. The World Baseball Classic has bored us so badly that we were sound asleep.

5. We have the list of A-Rod’s call girls. We were checking them out to be sure A-Rod’s rating system was antiquate.

4. Some fucktard stole our computer.

3. We were locked in the Queen’s dungeon. If she’d only feed the damn guard dog, Homer, we would have been back by now.

2. We were investigating Sweet Cop’s Wife multiple personalities. We gave up. We would have never returned.

1. We were just hoping you’d miss us. Now seriously, sometimes you need a break and walk away. We said we would return. (cue applause track) We’re baccckkkkkkkkk…

We got an email the other day. It asked this question: “Why would anyone read your blog?” We thought, “damn good question”. So basically, we’ve been challenged to justify our existence. Hey, you can’t write a blog without some people not liking what you do. We decided to turn it into a challenge. So we give you (cue the drum roll, Vinny)…

The Top 10 Reasons to Read WTIT: The Blog:

10. No animals are actually hurt during the production of any WTIT post.

9. Any moron can make up a celebrity interview. But we also even make up the celebrities on occasion.

8. We’ve won a lot of blogging awards. Although we are proudest of the “Top Foreign Blog” award we won from the students from Rakistan. If you make up the country, we discovered that you can make up the award. There’s nothing sweeter than winning a phony award.

7. WTIT: The Blog only uses adult language when it is absolutely necessary. Although we have found that it’s usually fucking necessary.

6. We are the favorite blog of the French twins. Although they do say we talk about Jill Hennessy too much for their taste.

5. The WTIT Blog has no pay per posts or advertising. Not that we wouldn’t love to make some money, but would you pay us to endorse your product or business?

4. This is a “fat free” blog. You will gain no weight reading this blog. You also probably won’t gain any knowledge or insight. You do get what you pay for.

3. We are an equal opportunity offender. We can piss off just about everyone.

2. You cannot take this blog too seriously. Even we don’t believe half of what we write.

1. It is the best blog about a radio station that no one has ever heard. Unless, you have been in our studio to listen to WTIT. We invite our readers all the time to stop by the WTIT studios. The next reader who stops by will be the first.

We got an email the other day. It asked this question: “Why would anyone read your blog?” We thought, “damn good question”. So basically, we’ve been challenged to justify our existence. Hey, you can’t write a blog without some people not liking what you do. We decided to turn it into a challenge. So we give you (cue the drum roll, Vinny)…

The Top 10 Reasons to Read WTIT: The Blog:

10. No animals are actually hurt during the production of any WTIT post.

9. Any moron can make up a celebrity interview. But we also even make up the celebrities on occasion.

8. We’ve won a lot of blogging awards. Although we are proudest of the “Top Foreign Blog” award we won from the students from Rakistan. If you make up the country, we discovered that you can make up the award. There’s nothing sweeter than winning a phony award.

7. WTIT: The Blog only uses adult language when it is absolutely necessary. Although we have found that it’s usually fucking necessary.

6. We are the favorite blog of the French twins. Although they do say we talk about Jill Hennessy too much for their taste.

5. The WTIT Blog has no pay per posts or advertising. Not that we wouldn’t love to make some money, but would you pay us to endorse your product or business?

4. This is a “fat free” blog. You will gain no weight reading this blog. You also probably won’t gain any knowledge or insight. You do get what you pay for.

3. We are an equal opportunity offender. We can piss off just about everyone.

2. You cannot take this blog too seriously. Even we don’t believe half of what we write.

1. It is the best blog about a radio station that no one has ever heard. Unless, you have been in our studio to listen to WTIT. We invite our readers all the time to stop by the WTIT studios. The next reader who stops by will be the first.