Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of August 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We have decided to loosen up and revamp the WTIT Blog starting with cutting back a bit with our 7 days a week format. We want to give you a bit more quality, so naturally we decided to cut back a tad on quanity. Please let us know how you like (or hate) our changes! We still have our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. Sometimes I am reading totally random blogs and realized a meme I stole was now everywhere! How did I know it was mine? I change one question each week from the original with each Sunday Stealing’s meme. We again had Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. Two of our features, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge and A Tape DJs’ Take we decided to conclude last month. We decided that one dating profile bit a week was all we could do well and quite honestly, the latter should not have been a weekly feature. There are only so many countdowns that a this Tape DJ can do. We will do both again, on occassion. Now we may change our minds and do something totally different. That’s the best part. It’s only a blog. Who gives a shit? We did add a new feature called Just the Facts. This feature takes questions asked of us in our comments section, and allows us to spoof a bit of our answers. The Blog also did a new Honk ‘n’ Hollr meme. We sincerely hope you have had a great end-of-summer month!

1. It’s Not the Worst We get a not-so-great review.
“I don’t know, I’m torn. It’s not the worst, it’s not the best. I didn’t find it funny, but I may just be in a really fucking bad mood tonight, so I’m going middle of the road, because I just know there are people out there that will find it funny.”

2. WTIT’s Top 10 R&B Singles A Tape DJ’s Take.

1. My Girl – Temptations

3. I’m Running As Fast As I Can Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

I am not good at telling people about myself. I can see why.

4. Lola and Her Ghost Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

your favourite movie or television show … from what to what? I enjoy the lawyer and police dramas. For most of its run my favorite show was NYPD Blue. After that, Crossing Jordan. That’s when I cut it off with Kim Delaney and started things up with Jill Hennessy.

5. First Loves Are Never Over Our Sunday Stealing.

How many pets do you have? Close your eyes. What do you see? The closest I get are pictures. This one is of “Happy”. Nice picture, no walking him.

6. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: July 2007 Our review of July

As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

7. How Drunk Do You Get? Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Now he will settle for anyone who has legs.

8. You Are Paying Him Aren’t You? A “Honk ‘n’ Hollr” meme.

Things You Should Never Say to the Bride: You have a lot of nerve wearing white.

9. WTIT’s Top 10 British Invasion Bands A Tape DJs’ Take

1. The Beatles. You know their story. Not only the greatest rock band ever, but also had a huge social influence over an entire generation. As a DJ in the 70’s I was always waiting for the next big band after the Beatles. It hasn’t happened. We’ve had great bands since, but nothing even close to what was The Beatles.

10. Follow the Yellow Brick Road Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

49% kitten. 51% tigress. And 100% wacko.

11. Perhaps Something in a Used Pyramid Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

i plan on having a mausoleum to be buried in, full of fat little marble cherubs and a nice place for my kids to come and sit & talk to me after i go. what’s your final resting place going to look like? God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.

12. People Depend on Me Our Sunday Stealing.

What’s the last thing you purchased? A new high tech alarm that goes off when a lady’s husband comes home unexpectedly.

13. WTIT: Our 40th Anniversary Show is Friday We set a date for our BIG 4-0!

We expect it to be the four of us: Johnnie, Rock, Greg and I. But hey you never know! We will have pictures and maybe even some of the recording up on this site.

14. Taking the Pet Rock for a Walk Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

Rachet in need of socket. No, man in need brains.

22. The Star and the Red Book Our Celebrity Interview: Star Jones.

Star: Wow. That would make sense. Let me write that down.

Bud: Is that red book you carry for writing down your random “ideas”?

Star: Plus directions.

Bud: Directions where?

Star: How do you think I got here, smarty-pants?

Bud: My driver Hamied picked you up at the TV station and drove you to our Downtown Studios.

24. Let’s Have a Pillow Fight Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

Where are all the real men? OK, write this down. Get on interstate 95 North. At about 468 miles there’s an exit that’s hard to remember. Oh yea. Exit 69. Take a right off the ramp. At the third light (Bedrock Street) take a left. The third house on the right is where they have hid the real men.

25. She Can Leave Her Hat On Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

who was the last person you sent a thank-you note or email? I had to email the O’Donnell sisters whom I met while on vacation. Talk about being deserved of a “thank you note”! Although not keep the names straight did not seem to go over well.

26. Naked Girls Need Love Too Our Sunday Stealing.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says. She trembled as she discarded her last piece of clothing, as he sat near her puffing on his Marlboro Light, and rationalized that this was not sleeping with someone on a first date: It was sleeping with them before a first date.

27. Are Those Really Your Feet? Our newest feature, Just the Facts.

What in the heck is a “thank-you lunch?” Where do I sign-up for one?! OK, now I am suppose to explain a “Lola concept”. As far as signing up for one, stop by the WTIT Studio, if all goes well, I will buy you a “thank you lunch”.

30. WTIT’s 40th Anniversary Show The story of a night with the boys
Greg was leaving he said, “I can’t thank you enough for continuing to include me as you guys still make history. Forty years, I can’t believe it. How many have I been around for?” I did the math. Greg started in our sixth year. “Thirty-four, give or take. Can I sign you up now to join us in 2017?” Greg laughed, “If I’m still around, I’ll be here.” I laughed as well. “Well,” I said, “if I am still around I’ll invite you!”

31. Looking for Love in a Lame Town Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

MeMeMe wants it to be about UsUsUs. YouYouYou are a whack job.

All in all, a great month here at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Thank you for being a part of it! Thanks for all your continued support for my daughter. Your friendship is appreciated a great deal. We will be back tomorrow for our Dating Profiles of the Week. If your life is not all it should be, then join us. You may enjoy it. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of August 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We have decided to loosen up and revamp the WTIT Blog starting with cutting back a bit with our 7 days a week format. We want to give you a bit more quality, so naturally we decided to cut back a tad on quanity. Please let us know how you like (or hate) our changes! We still have our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. Sometimes I am reading totally random blogs and realized a meme I stole was now everywhere! How did I know it was mine? I change one question each week from the original with each Sunday Stealing’s meme. We again had Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. Two of our features, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge and A Tape DJs’ Take we decided to conclude last month. We decided that one dating profile bit a week was all we could do well and quite honestly, the latter should not have been a weekly feature. There are only so many countdowns that a this Tape DJ can do. We will do both again, on occassion. Now we may change our minds and do something totally different. That’s the best part. It’s only a blog. Who gives a shit? We did add a new feature called Just the Facts. This feature takes questions asked of us in our comments section, and allows us to spoof a bit of our answers. The Blog also did a new Honk ‘n’ Hollr meme. We sincerely hope you have had a great end-of-summer month!

1. It’s Not the Worst We get a not-so-great review.
“I don’t know, I’m torn. It’s not the worst, it’s not the best. I didn’t find it funny, but I may just be in a really fucking bad mood tonight, so I’m going middle of the road, because I just know there are people out there that will find it funny.”

2. WTIT’s Top 10 R&B Singles A Tape DJ’s Take.

1. My Girl – Temptations

3. I’m Running As Fast As I Can Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

I am not good at telling people about myself. I can see why.

4. Lola and Her Ghost Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

your favourite movie or television show … from what to what? I enjoy the lawyer and police dramas. For most of its run my favorite show was NYPD Blue. After that, Crossing Jordan. That’s when I cut it off with Kim Delaney and started things up with Jill Hennessy.

5. First Loves Are Never Over Our Sunday Stealing.

How many pets do you have? Close your eyes. What do you see? The closest I get are pictures. This one is of “Happy”. Nice picture, no walking him.

6. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: July 2007 Our review of July

As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

7. How Drunk Do You Get? Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Now he will settle for anyone who has legs.

8. You Are Paying Him Aren’t You? A “Honk ‘n’ Hollr” meme.

Things You Should Never Say to the Bride: You have a lot of nerve wearing white.

9. WTIT’s Top 10 British Invasion Bands A Tape DJs’ Take

1. The Beatles. You know their story. Not only the greatest rock band ever, but also had a huge social influence over an entire generation. As a DJ in the 70’s I was always waiting for the next big band after the Beatles. It hasn’t happened. We’ve had great bands since, but nothing even close to what was The Beatles.

10. Follow the Yellow Brick Road Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

49% kitten. 51% tigress. And 100% wacko.

11. Perhaps Something in a Used Pyramid Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

i plan on having a mausoleum to be buried in, full of fat little marble cherubs and a nice place for my kids to come and sit & talk to me after i go. what’s your final resting place going to look like? God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.

12. People Depend on Me Our Sunday Stealing.

What’s the last thing you purchased? A new high tech alarm that goes off when a lady’s husband comes home unexpectedly.

13. WTIT: Our 40th Anniversary Show is Friday We set a date for our BIG 4-0!

We expect it to be the four of us: Johnnie, Rock, Greg and I. But hey you never know! We will have pictures and maybe even some of the recording up on this site.

14. Taking the Pet Rock for a Walk Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

Rachet in need of socket. No, man in need brains.

22. The Star and the Red Book Our Celebrity Interview: Star Jones.

Star: Wow. That would make sense. Let me write that down.

Bud: Is that red book you carry for writing down your random “ideas”?

Star: Plus directions.

Bud: Directions where?

Star: How do you think I got here, smarty-pants?

Bud: My driver Hamied picked you up at the TV station and drove you to our Downtown Studios.

24. Let’s Have a Pillow Fight Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

Where are all the real men? OK, write this down. Get on interstate 95 North. At about 468 miles there’s an exit that’s hard to remember. Oh yea. Exit 69. Take a right off the ramp. At the third light (Bedrock Street) take a left. The third house on the right is where they have hid the real men.

25. She Can Leave Her Hat On Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

who was the last person you sent a thank-you note or email? I had to email the O’Donnell sisters whom I met while on vacation. Talk about being deserved of a “thank you note”! Although not keep the names straight did not seem to go over well.

26. Naked Girls Need Love Too Our Sunday Stealing.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says. She trembled as she discarded her last piece of clothing, as he sat near her puffing on his Marlboro Light, and rationalized that this was not sleeping with someone on a first date: It was sleeping with them before a first date.

27. Are Those Really Your Feet? Our newest feature, Just the Facts.

What in the heck is a “thank-you lunch?” Where do I sign-up for one?! OK, now I am suppose to explain a “Lola concept”. As far as signing up for one, stop by the WTIT Studio, if all goes well, I will buy you a “thank you lunch”.

30. WTIT’s 40th Anniversary Show The story of a night with the boys
Greg was leaving he said, “I can’t thank you enough for continuing to include me as you guys still make history. Forty years, I can’t believe it. How many have I been around for?” I did the math. Greg started in our sixth year. “Thirty-four, give or take. Can I sign you up now to join us in 2017?” Greg laughed, “If I’m still around, I’ll be here.” I laughed as well. “Well,” I said, “if I am still around I’ll invite you!”

31. Looking for Love in a Lame Town Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

MeMeMe wants it to be about UsUsUs. YouYouYou are a whack job.

All in all, a great month here at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Thank you for being a part of it! Thanks for all your continued support for my daughter. Your friendship is appreciated a great deal. We will be back tomorrow for our Dating Profiles of the Week. If your life is not all it should be, then join us. You may enjoy it. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of August 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We have decided to loosen up and revamp the WTIT Blog starting with cutting back a bit with our 7 days a week format. We want to give you a bit more quality, so naturally we decided to cut back a tad on quanity. Please let us know how you like (or hate) our changes! We still have our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. Sometimes I am reading totally random blogs and realized a meme I stole was now everywhere! How did I know it was mine? I change one question each week from the original with each Sunday Stealing’s meme. We again had Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. Two of our features, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge and A Tape DJs’ Take we decided to conclude last month. We decided that one dating profile bit a week was all we could do well and quite honestly, the latter should not have been a weekly feature. There are only so many countdowns that a this Tape DJ can do. We will do both again, on occassion. Now we may change our minds and do something totally different. That’s the best part. It’s only a blog. Who gives a shit? We did add a new feature called Just the Facts. This feature takes questions asked of us in our comments section, and allows us to spoof a bit of our answers. The Blog also did a new Honk ‘n’ Hollr meme. We sincerely hope you have had a great end-of-summer month!

1. It’s Not the Worst We get a not-so-great review.
“I don’t know, I’m torn. It’s not the worst, it’s not the best. I didn’t find it funny, but I may just be in a really fucking bad mood tonight, so I’m going middle of the road, because I just know there are people out there that will find it funny.”

2. WTIT’s Top 10 R&B Singles A Tape DJ’s Take.

1. My Girl – Temptations

3. I’m Running As Fast As I Can Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

I am not good at telling people about myself. I can see why.

4. Lola and Her Ghost Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

your favourite movie or television show … from what to what? I enjoy the lawyer and police dramas. For most of its run my favorite show was NYPD Blue. After that, Crossing Jordan. That’s when I cut it off with Kim Delaney and started things up with Jill Hennessy.

5. First Loves Are Never Over Our Sunday Stealing.

How many pets do you have? Close your eyes. What do you see? The closest I get are pictures. This one is of “Happy”. Nice picture, no walking him.

6. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: July 2007 Our review of July

As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

7. How Drunk Do You Get? Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Now he will settle for anyone who has legs.

8. You Are Paying Him Aren’t You? A “Honk ‘n’ Hollr” meme.

Things You Should Never Say to the Bride: You have a lot of nerve wearing white.

9. WTIT’s Top 10 British Invasion Bands A Tape DJs’ Take

1. The Beatles. You know their story. Not only the greatest rock band ever, but also had a huge social influence over an entire generation. As a DJ in the 70’s I was always waiting for the next big band after the Beatles. It hasn’t happened. We’ve had great bands since, but nothing even close to what was The Beatles.

10. Follow the Yellow Brick Road Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

49% kitten. 51% tigress. And 100% wacko.

11. Perhaps Something in a Used Pyramid Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

i plan on having a mausoleum to be buried in, full of fat little marble cherubs and a nice place for my kids to come and sit & talk to me after i go. what’s your final resting place going to look like? God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.

12. People Depend on Me Our Sunday Stealing.

What’s the last thing you purchased? A new high tech alarm that goes off when a lady’s husband comes home unexpectedly.

13. WTIT: Our 40th Anniversary Show is Friday We set a date for our BIG 4-0!

We expect it to be the four of us: Johnnie, Rock, Greg and I. But hey you never know! We will have pictures and maybe even some of the recording up on this site.

14. Taking the Pet Rock for a Walk Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

Rachet in need of socket. No, man in need brains.

22. The Star and the Red Book Our Celebrity Interview: Star Jones.

Star: Wow. That would make sense. Let me write that down.

Bud: Is that red book you carry for writing down your random “ideas”?

Star: Plus directions.

Bud: Directions where?

Star: How do you think I got here, smarty-pants?

Bud: My driver Hamied picked you up at the TV station and drove you to our Downtown Studios.

24. Let’s Have a Pillow Fight Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

Where are all the real men? OK, write this down. Get on interstate 95 North. At about 468 miles there’s an exit that’s hard to remember. Oh yea. Exit 69. Take a right off the ramp. At the third light (Bedrock Street) take a left. The third house on the right is where they have hid the real men.

25. She Can Leave Her Hat On Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

who was the last person you sent a thank-you note or email? I had to email the O’Donnell sisters whom I met while on vacation. Talk about being deserved of a “thank you note”! Although not keep the names straight did not seem to go over well.

26. Naked Girls Need Love Too Our Sunday Stealing.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says. She trembled as she discarded her last piece of clothing, as he sat near her puffing on his Marlboro Light, and rationalized that this was not sleeping with someone on a first date: It was sleeping with them before a first date.

27. Are Those Really Your Feet? Our newest feature, Just the Facts.

What in the heck is a “thank-you lunch?” Where do I sign-up for one?! OK, now I am suppose to explain a “Lola concept”. As far as signing up for one, stop by the WTIT Studio, if all goes well, I will buy you a “thank you lunch”.

30. WTIT’s 40th Anniversary Show The story of a night with the boys
Greg was leaving he said, “I can’t thank you enough for continuing to include me as you guys still make history. Forty years, I can’t believe it. How many have I been around for?” I did the math. Greg started in our sixth year. “Thirty-four, give or take. Can I sign you up now to join us in 2017?” Greg laughed, “If I’m still around, I’ll be here.” I laughed as well. “Well,” I said, “if I am still around I’ll invite you!”

31. Looking for Love in a Lame Town Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

MeMeMe wants it to be about UsUsUs. YouYouYou are a whack job.

All in all, a great month here at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Thank you for being a part of it! Thanks for all your continued support for my daughter. Your friendship is appreciated a great deal. We will be back tomorrow for our Dating Profiles of the Week. If your life is not all it should be, then join us. You may enjoy it. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of July 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We debuted a couple of new features. One worked and the other didn’t . We have had our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. We had more than enough of Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. And of course, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. we continued our new feature “A Tape DJs’ Take” when WTIT looks at music. We hope you have had a great summer month!

1. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: June 2007 When You Wish Upon a Star Our monthly blog recap.
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN??? (202) 456-1111. The White House. I only call when George W. fucks up. It’s about 20 times a day.

2. The Big Chill Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
What are you thinking about now? Jill Hennessy, why?

3. Bud’s Laws: Law 38
Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

4. Happy 4th

5. A Prayer for Jules
My daughter battles her eating disorder.

10. A Family Fourth The Weiser Clan gathers.
How hard could grilling a few burgers be? But I decided to first do an inventory. Grill? Lost in 2nd divorce. Platters? Lost in the first divorce. Tongs… well, you get the idea.

11. As Seen on TV We explore our spam.
As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

12. Let’s Go Back and Pick Them Up WTIT Folklore.
Johnnie and his “new true love” were really going at it in a only-making-out sense. Billy subtly and gently started massaging this lady’s left breast. The girl naturally thought it was Johnnie’s hand.

14. Where Do I Want to Go Today? Our “Dating Profiles”.
Is this thing on? Lady that is not a microphone, it’s a…oops my bad. “The Best Adult Dating Site” does live up to its name though.

15. Searching for My Cell Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Do you believe in Karma? Just “Instant Karma” the new John Lennon tribute album that benefits Darfur. Great music. U2 and Green Day doing Lennon? Must hear.

16. Suzie Creamcheese and the Bowl of Missing Strawberries Our Celebrity News.
If I were Bill Maher I would use this as one of his infamous “New Rules”. New Rule: Only report to us when a rapper spends a night out without an incident involving guns happens. Now THAT would be real news.

17. When in Doubt Play Dead Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge”.
Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening and Love like you’ve never been hurt before. Do you skate? Speak like everyone is saying, “what the fuck is he talking about?”

18. It Was All Cos’ Fault WTIT Folklore.
We had returned from golf and our wives asked if they could take a nap before dinner. We were fine with it. We had alcohol and Jimmy Buffett tapes.

19. WTIT Top 10 Male R&B Singers of All Time.
Otis Redding was born in 1941. He was not with us long. He started recording in the early 60’s and as “(Sitting On) The Dock of the Bay” became his biggest hit, Otis was killed in a plane crash in December 1967.

20. Alcohol and the Kama Sutra Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
I am interested in someone who is sincere and honest. Sure, I can fake that. Friday good for you?

21. Going Down in Flames Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.
we were talking about logical fallacies the other day (red herring, straw man, ad hominem, etc.), and the discussion led to superstitions. what superstition are you a victim of in your life, or just follow? I have but one. I always move out my shit after a divorce.

22. Two Sisters and a Diet Coke Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Want to get married : Not unless someone gets me pregnant.

23. Bud’s Laws: Law 45
If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

24. Get Your Own Beer Our responses Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge.”
Must love children but not have any of their own. Must love brains but not have any of their own.

25. Just Running a Kennel Our “Celebrity Interview”: Michael Vick
Bud: Okay, I’ll bite. What the fuck did you think they were doing with fifty pitbulls?
Michael Vick: Running a kennel?

26. WTIT Top 10 Female R&B Singers A Tape DJs’ Take.
1. Aretha. The Queen of Soul.

27. Yes, The Picture is of Me Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
Yes, the picture is of me. Oh, thanks. I thought you just cut it out of the mag “Ugly Monthly”.

28. Unrequitted Crushes and Utter Nonsense Lola’s “Saturday 8” meme.
many people have met a spouse/fiance(e) at work. have you ever crushed on a co-worker, and how did that turn out? The only time I had a crush on a co-worker, I had to console her after her boyfriend broke up with her at Thanksgiving. We were naked in forty-five minutes. This turned out to be a very bad idea.

29. Show Tunes and Fight Songs Our “Sunday Stealing” feature.
Can you sing the fight song? I can’t sing “Happy Birthday”, but I am guessing that’s not what you mean. I went to two different schools and no I don’t remember the dumb fucking “fight songs”.

30. Just the Facts We respond to comments.
According to a recent study 83% of women say that marriage is no longer necessary while only 70% of men concurred. Does it strike you as odd that men want to be married more than women? No. A guy figures that his wife can work 40 hours, cook seven nights a week, do his laundry, keep the house spotless and still want sex all the time. His contribution? Emptying the garbage and doing the dishes on special occasions.

31. Think She Might Be Playing Me? We look at a myspace email.
I’m 21/F/single and I like a guy who is easy to be comfortable around. I’m into a guy who is a little bit older than me. You say you’re 55 so I guess that means you 😉

Thank you for taking the time to check in and read our bits of nonsense. July was a great month at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Again, we are sorry we ran our Monthly Recap feature late this month. We will get better at this. Or not. Tomorrow we will share our answers to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. We are the defending champ. Oh, the pressure! Join us. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of July 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We debuted a couple of new features. One worked and the other didn’t . We have had our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. We had more than enough of Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. And of course, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. we continued our new feature “A Tape DJs’ Take” when WTIT looks at music. We hope you have had a great summer month!

1. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: June 2007 When You Wish Upon a Star Our monthly blog recap.
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN??? (202) 456-1111. The White House. I only call when George W. fucks up. It’s about 20 times a day.

2. The Big Chill Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
What are you thinking about now? Jill Hennessy, why?

3. Bud’s Laws: Law 38
Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

4. Happy 4th

5. A Prayer for Jules
My daughter battles her eating disorder.

10. A Family Fourth The Weiser Clan gathers.
How hard could grilling a few burgers be? But I decided to first do an inventory. Grill? Lost in 2nd divorce. Platters? Lost in the first divorce. Tongs… well, you get the idea.

11. As Seen on TV We explore our spam.
As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

12. Let’s Go Back and Pick Them Up WTIT Folklore.
Johnnie and his “new true love” were really going at it in a only-making-out sense. Billy subtly and gently started massaging this lady’s left breast. The girl naturally thought it was Johnnie’s hand.

14. Where Do I Want to Go Today? Our “Dating Profiles”.
Is this thing on? Lady that is not a microphone, it’s a…oops my bad. “The Best Adult Dating Site” does live up to its name though.

15. Searching for My Cell Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Do you believe in Karma? Just “Instant Karma” the new John Lennon tribute album that benefits Darfur. Great music. U2 and Green Day doing Lennon? Must hear.

16. Suzie Creamcheese and the Bowl of Missing Strawberries Our Celebrity News.
If I were Bill Maher I would use this as one of his infamous “New Rules”. New Rule: Only report to us when a rapper spends a night out without an incident involving guns happens. Now THAT would be real news.

17. When in Doubt Play Dead Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge”.
Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening and Love like you’ve never been hurt before. Do you skate? Speak like everyone is saying, “what the fuck is he talking about?”

18. It Was All Cos’ Fault WTIT Folklore.
We had returned from golf and our wives asked if they could take a nap before dinner. We were fine with it. We had alcohol and Jimmy Buffett tapes.

19. WTIT Top 10 Male R&B Singers of All Time.
Otis Redding was born in 1941. He was not with us long. He started recording in the early 60’s and as “(Sitting On) The Dock of the Bay” became his biggest hit, Otis was killed in a plane crash in December 1967.

20. Alcohol and the Kama Sutra Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
I am interested in someone who is sincere and honest. Sure, I can fake that. Friday good for you?

21. Going Down in Flames Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.
we were talking about logical fallacies the other day (red herring, straw man, ad hominem, etc.), and the discussion led to superstitions. what superstition are you a victim of in your life, or just follow? I have but one. I always move out my shit after a divorce.

22. Two Sisters and a Diet Coke Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Want to get married : Not unless someone gets me pregnant.

23. Bud’s Laws: Law 45
If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

24. Get Your Own Beer Our responses Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge.”
Must love children but not have any of their own. Must love brains but not have any of their own.

25. Just Running a Kennel Our “Celebrity Interview”: Michael Vick
Bud: Okay, I’ll bite. What the fuck did you think they were doing with fifty pitbulls?
Michael Vick: Running a kennel?

26. WTIT Top 10 Female R&B Singers A Tape DJs’ Take.
1. Aretha. The Queen of Soul.

27. Yes, The Picture is of Me Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
Yes, the picture is of me. Oh, thanks. I thought you just cut it out of the mag “Ugly Monthly”.

28. Unrequitted Crushes and Utter Nonsense Lola’s “Saturday 8” meme.
many people have met a spouse/fiance(e) at work. have you ever crushed on a co-worker, and how did that turn out? The only time I had a crush on a co-worker, I had to console her after her boyfriend broke up with her at Thanksgiving. We were naked in forty-five minutes. This turned out to be a very bad idea.

29. Show Tunes and Fight Songs Our “Sunday Stealing” feature.
Can you sing the fight song? I can’t sing “Happy Birthday”, but I am guessing that’s not what you mean. I went to two different schools and no I don’t remember the dumb fucking “fight songs”.

30. Just the Facts We respond to comments.
According to a recent study 83% of women say that marriage is no longer necessary while only 70% of men concurred. Does it strike you as odd that men want to be married more than women? No. A guy figures that his wife can work 40 hours, cook seven nights a week, do his laundry, keep the house spotless and still want sex all the time. His contribution? Emptying the garbage and doing the dishes on special occasions.

31. Think She Might Be Playing Me? We look at a myspace email.
I’m 21/F/single and I like a guy who is easy to be comfortable around. I’m into a guy who is a little bit older than me. You say you’re 55 so I guess that means you 😉

Thank you for taking the time to check in and read our bits of nonsense. July was a great month at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Again, we are sorry we ran our Monthly Recap feature late this month. We will get better at this. Or not. Tomorrow we will share our answers to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. We are the defending champ. Oh, the pressure! Join us. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of July 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We debuted a couple of new features. One worked and the other didn’t . We have had our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. We had more than enough of Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. And of course, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. we continued our new feature “A Tape DJs’ Take” when WTIT looks at music. We hope you have had a great summer month!

1. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: June 2007 When You Wish Upon a Star Our monthly blog recap.
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN??? (202) 456-1111. The White House. I only call when George W. fucks up. It’s about 20 times a day.

2. The Big Chill Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
What are you thinking about now? Jill Hennessy, why?

3. Bud’s Laws: Law 38
Once a job is fucked up, anything done to improve it will only make it worse.

4. Happy 4th

5. A Prayer for Jules
My daughter battles her eating disorder.

10. A Family Fourth The Weiser Clan gathers.
How hard could grilling a few burgers be? But I decided to first do an inventory. Grill? Lost in 2nd divorce. Platters? Lost in the first divorce. Tongs… well, you get the idea.

11. As Seen on TV We explore our spam.
As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

12. Let’s Go Back and Pick Them Up WTIT Folklore.
Johnnie and his “new true love” were really going at it in a only-making-out sense. Billy subtly and gently started massaging this lady’s left breast. The girl naturally thought it was Johnnie’s hand.

14. Where Do I Want to Go Today? Our “Dating Profiles”.
Is this thing on? Lady that is not a microphone, it’s a…oops my bad. “The Best Adult Dating Site” does live up to its name though.

15. Searching for My Cell Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Do you believe in Karma? Just “Instant Karma” the new John Lennon tribute album that benefits Darfur. Great music. U2 and Green Day doing Lennon? Must hear.

16. Suzie Creamcheese and the Bowl of Missing Strawberries Our Celebrity News.
If I were Bill Maher I would use this as one of his infamous “New Rules”. New Rule: Only report to us when a rapper spends a night out without an incident involving guns happens. Now THAT would be real news.

17. When in Doubt Play Dead Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge”.
Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening and Love like you’ve never been hurt before. Do you skate? Speak like everyone is saying, “what the fuck is he talking about?”

18. It Was All Cos’ Fault WTIT Folklore.
We had returned from golf and our wives asked if they could take a nap before dinner. We were fine with it. We had alcohol and Jimmy Buffett tapes.

19. WTIT Top 10 Male R&B Singers of All Time.
Otis Redding was born in 1941. He was not with us long. He started recording in the early 60’s and as “(Sitting On) The Dock of the Bay” became his biggest hit, Otis was killed in a plane crash in December 1967.

20. Alcohol and the Kama Sutra Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
I am interested in someone who is sincere and honest. Sure, I can fake that. Friday good for you?

21. Going Down in Flames Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.
we were talking about logical fallacies the other day (red herring, straw man, ad hominem, etc.), and the discussion led to superstitions. what superstition are you a victim of in your life, or just follow? I have but one. I always move out my shit after a divorce.

22. Two Sisters and a Diet Coke Our “Sunday Stealing” meme.
Want to get married : Not unless someone gets me pregnant.

23. Bud’s Laws: Law 45
If you keep your head while everyone is losing theirs, then you don’t understand the problem.

24. Get Your Own Beer Our responses Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge.”
Must love children but not have any of their own. Must love brains but not have any of their own.

25. Just Running a Kennel Our “Celebrity Interview”: Michael Vick
Bud: Okay, I’ll bite. What the fuck did you think they were doing with fifty pitbulls?
Michael Vick: Running a kennel?

26. WTIT Top 10 Female R&B Singers A Tape DJs’ Take.
1. Aretha. The Queen of Soul.

27. Yes, The Picture is of Me Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.
Yes, the picture is of me. Oh, thanks. I thought you just cut it out of the mag “Ugly Monthly”.

28. Unrequitted Crushes and Utter Nonsense Lola’s “Saturday 8” meme.
many people have met a spouse/fiance(e) at work. have you ever crushed on a co-worker, and how did that turn out? The only time I had a crush on a co-worker, I had to console her after her boyfriend broke up with her at Thanksgiving. We were naked in forty-five minutes. This turned out to be a very bad idea.

29. Show Tunes and Fight Songs Our “Sunday Stealing” feature.
Can you sing the fight song? I can’t sing “Happy Birthday”, but I am guessing that’s not what you mean. I went to two different schools and no I don’t remember the dumb fucking “fight songs”.

30. Just the Facts We respond to comments.
According to a recent study 83% of women say that marriage is no longer necessary while only 70% of men concurred. Does it strike you as odd that men want to be married more than women? No. A guy figures that his wife can work 40 hours, cook seven nights a week, do his laundry, keep the house spotless and still want sex all the time. His contribution? Emptying the garbage and doing the dishes on special occasions.

31. Think She Might Be Playing Me? We look at a myspace email.
I’m 21/F/single and I like a guy who is easy to be comfortable around. I’m into a guy who is a little bit older than me. You say you’re 55 so I guess that means you 😉

Thank you for taking the time to check in and read our bits of nonsense. July was a great month at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Again, we are sorry we ran our Monthly Recap feature late this month. We will get better at this. Or not. Tomorrow we will share our answers to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. We are the defending champ. Oh, the pressure! Join us. Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of June 2007. It has been quite a month. We have had our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. We had more than enough of Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profile of the Week. And of course, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge. WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog started a brand new feature “A Tape DJs’ Take” as WTIT looks at music, June was a great month on the blog!

1. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: May 2007
When do you brush your teeth? Thursdays. If needed.

2. Sleeping withTheir Wives Lola’s “Saturday 8” meme.
have you done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about committing the act? My wedding days come to mind.

3. When You Wish Upon a Star Our “Sunday Stealing” Feature.
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN??? (202) 456-1111. The White House. I only call when George W. fucks up. It’s about 20 times a day.

4. Bud’s Laws: Law 32
You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.

5. Oh Fred, the Wise Man Gale tags us for a meme.
She thought she would give us a break and tell us things about herself in German. Really, Gail. I was just saying to my Uncle Fred, “Fred”, I said, “With all of this said, and all that I’ve read, I’ve gotta learn German so I can do Gale’s meme!”

6. Peace Global Warming Mimi’s Blogblast for Peace.
“I’ve thought about it. I think fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.”

7. But Are You Still Cool? Our radio friend Lee Gordon gets us to the core of the matter. The”Are You Still Cool Test“

8. Love Your Smile Our ‘Dating Profiles of the Week”. Make me laugh…and I’m close to yours. Close to my what?

9. Lola, the Gym and Some Skinny Bitch Lola’s “Saturday 8” meme.
do you have an exercise routine currently? I get all the exercise I need by simply pushing my luck. Why do I already know this week is gonna suck?

10. HolyShit! The First Meme of Summer! Our “Sunday Stealing” feature.

Pool OR Jacuzzi: Jacuzzi. I feel that when I am in the water that I should swim laps. I can do many more in the jacuzzi and it’s easier to find my drink.

12. They Just Wanted It More Get rich quick.

They got tired of becoming rich using their “secrets” to buy and sell real estate. Now, for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you can take the rich person’s place.

13. Tony, Paris and the Watch Gossip.

Paris Hilton has fired her talent agency. Talk about an oxymoron, Paris thought she had talent?

14. Premiere Edition: A Tape DJ’s Take Our new music feature. Top 15 rocker ladies.

Melissa Etheridge. There is only one thing we never understood. Who would want David Crosby to father their baby and why?

15. See Dick Run… So Very Far Away Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.

Can you handle two triple D’s?? Wow. You’ve got wide feet!

16. Lola Has a Medical Excuse Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

If you could relive a year in your life, what age would it be, and why? I would be 3 years-old. I was young and naïve and I don’t remember a day of it. Or, come to think of it, I could relive my freshman year in college. I was young and naïve and I don’t remember a day of that year either.

17. Happy Father’s Day Bierne To my Dad.

18. Kindergaten and Other Great Songs Our “Sunday Stealing” Feature.

Name a favourite childhood memory. The night I realized that the baby sitter hot enough to give it a go. When my folks arrived home early, Mom freaked and fired said sitter. Dad suggested that I did not need a sitter and said something mumbled to me that sounded, “Way to go, stud”. Mom drove the sitter home.

19. Coo Coo Ca Choo Our Responses to Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge”.

What Would You Do If Zombies Attacked? I think if they were still pissed about not having a hit since 1968 they would have attacked by now.

20. You’ve Got Some ‘Splaining to Do Debachelorizing my home?

I did not expect to have to say, “No John Lennon NEVER said he prefers his photo hung in the closet”. Or that “UConn is not just another silly basketball team”. Or “I do know how long ago the Beatles broke up.” Yes I do.

21. WTIT’s Top 15 Male Rockers Our “A Tape DJs’ Take” feature.

Burton Cummings. Though never considered a “heavyweight” band by rock critics, the Guess Who could rock with the best of them. Here is an example of a band that had so many hit singles that they were considered “too commercial” by so many. Randy Bachman (who would later start BTO) and Burton Cummings were magical together. Cummings voice is unsurpassed by anyone on this list.

22. Take a Number, Lady Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.

I attribute my high energy and lust for life to being both Italian and from New Jersey (oh and an Aries, and also the first born). I attribute your high energy to the lines of coke on the table in your pic. Good choice of photos. Talk about a thousand words.

23. Her Blanks Need Filling

To my reader(s), I am sorry that I asked you to read the WTIT Blog. I only did it because I enjoy sharing the misery.

24. Love Somebody Our “Sunday Stealing” feature.

Marriage date? All of them? This might take a while.

26. Well Hell Froze Over Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s “Comeback Challenge”.

Cameras Don’t Like Me. They are not alone.

27. Just Like a Holiday Inn Our first heatwave hits the WTIT Studios.

Can the guys on the radio say something other than about frying eggs on sidewalks? Now I was a DJ for a ton of years and I knew one rule. Don’t talk about the weather, particular if it’s uncomfortable.

28. WTIT’s Top 10 Peace Songs Our “A Tape DJs’ Take” feature.

Universal Soldier – Donovan. Buffy St, Marie wrote “Universal Soldier” in the basement of The Purple Onion coffee house in Toronto in the early sixties. It’s about individual responsibility for war and how the old feudal thinking kills us all. Donovan had a hit with it in 1965.

29. Looks Better Than Her Pics… Our “Dating Profiles of the Week”.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, what’s the point? You do have a lot to laugh about.

30. Ghosts in the Kitchen Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

tell us about your newest friend. The closest I have got to a new friend is the restaurant delivery guy. If you read my girlfriend’s post today, Mimi Writes, you’ll understand why I see him so often. It is not that Mimi is not a great cook, it is…it is…that she has explained that my kitchen is haunted. If the meal is edible, the ghost was asleep. If you bite in and break a tooth it is the ghost’s fault. The delivery guy does not have ghosts in his kitchen.

That’s a wrap for the month of June 2007. We hope you’ve enjoyed a few laughs with us at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Or maybe a chuckle. We will keep doing this until we get it right. Well, we WILL keep doing this. Join us for a Monday edition of “Sunday Stealing” tomorrow.

Same time. Same blog.