Welcome to The WTIT Tape Radio Blog’s Instant Recap for the month of August 2007. First, we are sorry we are late with this recap. We have decided to loosen up and revamp the WTIT Blog starting with cutting back a bit with our 7 days a week format. We want to give you a bit more quality, so naturally we decided to cut back a tad on quanity. Please let us know how you like (or hate) our changes! We still have our share of readers stealing our Sunday Stealing. Sometimes I am reading totally random blogs and realized a meme I stole was now everywhere! How did I know it was mine? I change one question each week from the original with each Sunday Stealing’s meme. We again had Lola and her Saturday 8 memes and did our weekly Dating Profiles of the Week. Two of our features, our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge and A Tape DJs’ Take we decided to conclude last month. We decided that one dating profile bit a week was all we could do well and quite honestly, the latter should not have been a weekly feature. There are only so many countdowns that a this Tape DJ can do. We will do both again, on occassion. Now we may change our minds and do something totally different. That’s the best part. It’s only a blog. Who gives a shit? We did add a new feature called Just the Facts. This feature takes questions asked of us in our comments section, and allows us to spoof a bit of our answers. The Blog also did a new Honk ‘n’ Hollr meme. We sincerely hope you have had a great end-of-summer month!

1. It’s Not the Worst We get a not-so-great review.
“I don’t know, I’m torn. It’s not the worst, it’s not the best. I didn’t find it funny, but I may just be in a really fucking bad mood tonight, so I’m going middle of the road, because I just know there are people out there that will find it funny.”

2. WTIT’s Top 10 R&B Singles A Tape DJ’s Take.

1. My Girl – Temptations

3. I’m Running As Fast As I Can Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

I am not good at telling people about myself. I can see why.

4. Lola and Her Ghost Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

your favourite movie or television show … from what to what? I enjoy the lawyer and police dramas. For most of its run my favorite show was NYPD Blue. After that, Crossing Jordan. That’s when I cut it off with Kim Delaney and started things up with Jill Hennessy.

5. First Loves Are Never Over Our Sunday Stealing.

How many pets do you have? Close your eyes. What do you see? The closest I get are pictures. This one is of “Happy”. Nice picture, no walking him.

6. WTIT Instant Blog Recap: July 2007 Our review of July

As Seen On TV: Get A Bigger Penis Today! As seen on what TV? The video of “Grandma Does Dallas”?

7. How Drunk Do You Get? Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

I used to consider my ideal match had to be some what taller or some what shorter, but that has lowered on my importance scale. Now he will settle for anyone who has legs.

8. You Are Paying Him Aren’t You? A “Honk ‘n’ Hollr” meme.

Things You Should Never Say to the Bride: You have a lot of nerve wearing white.

9. WTIT’s Top 10 British Invasion Bands A Tape DJs’ Take

1. The Beatles. You know their story. Not only the greatest rock band ever, but also had a huge social influence over an entire generation. As a DJ in the 70’s I was always waiting for the next big band after the Beatles. It hasn’t happened. We’ve had great bands since, but nothing even close to what was The Beatles.

10. Follow the Yellow Brick Road Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

49% kitten. 51% tigress. And 100% wacko.

11. Perhaps Something in a Used Pyramid Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

i plan on having a mausoleum to be buried in, full of fat little marble cherubs and a nice place for my kids to come and sit & talk to me after i go. what’s your final resting place going to look like? God am I glad I am not one of your kids. You want a tomb, perhaps something in a used pyramid. Trust me, the kids won’t be coming around to “chat” to a fucking wall.

12. People Depend on Me Our Sunday Stealing.

What’s the last thing you purchased? A new high tech alarm that goes off when a lady’s husband comes home unexpectedly.

13. WTIT: Our 40th Anniversary Show is Friday We set a date for our BIG 4-0!

We expect it to be the four of us: Johnnie, Rock, Greg and I. But hey you never know! We will have pictures and maybe even some of the recording up on this site.

14. Taking the Pet Rock for a Walk Our responses to Mimi Lenox’s Comeback Challenge.

Rachet in need of socket. No, man in need brains.

22. The Star and the Red Book Our Celebrity Interview: Star Jones.

Star: Wow. That would make sense. Let me write that down.

Bud: Is that red book you carry for writing down your random “ideas”?

Star: Plus directions.

Bud: Directions where?

Star: How do you think I got here, smarty-pants?

Bud: My driver Hamied picked you up at the TV station and drove you to our Downtown Studios.

24. Let’s Have a Pillow Fight Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

Where are all the real men? OK, write this down. Get on interstate 95 North. At about 468 miles there’s an exit that’s hard to remember. Oh yea. Exit 69. Take a right off the ramp. At the third light (Bedrock Street) take a left. The third house on the right is where they have hid the real men.

25. She Can Leave Her Hat On Lola’s Saturday 8 meme.

who was the last person you sent a thank-you note or email? I had to email the O’Donnell sisters whom I met while on vacation. Talk about being deserved of a “thank you note”! Although not keep the names straight did not seem to go over well.

26. Naked Girls Need Love Too Our Sunday Stealing.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4 and write what it says. She trembled as she discarded her last piece of clothing, as he sat near her puffing on his Marlboro Light, and rationalized that this was not sleeping with someone on a first date: It was sleeping with them before a first date.

27. Are Those Really Your Feet? Our newest feature, Just the Facts.

What in the heck is a “thank-you lunch?” Where do I sign-up for one?! OK, now I am suppose to explain a “Lola concept”. As far as signing up for one, stop by the WTIT Studio, if all goes well, I will buy you a “thank you lunch”.

30. WTIT’s 40th Anniversary Show The story of a night with the boys
Greg was leaving he said, “I can’t thank you enough for continuing to include me as you guys still make history. Forty years, I can’t believe it. How many have I been around for?” I did the math. Greg started in our sixth year. “Thirty-four, give or take. Can I sign you up now to join us in 2017?” Greg laughed, “If I’m still around, I’ll be here.” I laughed as well. “Well,” I said, “if I am still around I’ll invite you!”

31. Looking for Love in a Lame Town Our Dating Profiles of the Week.

MeMeMe wants it to be about UsUsUs. YouYouYou are a whack job.

All in all, a great month here at The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. Thank you for being a part of it! Thanks for all your continued support for my daughter. Your friendship is appreciated a great deal. We will be back tomorrow for our Dating Profiles of the Week. If your life is not all it should be, then join us. You may enjoy it. Same time. Same blog.