Welcome to the 600th Post of WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog. Just because there is a lot of something doesn’t mean it’s all good. But since our first post over two years ago, we’ve just tried to be funny. Someone needs to be the wise ass and let’s face it, I’m fucking good at it. So many of you have been with us a long time now. Thanks for stopping by and giving us a read. 500 posts ago we told you 100 things about us. Today to celebrate 600, we will update 100 things about us.

1. I was born on the 3rd day of November.

2. I was one of 3 children.

4. I graduated high school (Kingswood) on June 3rd.

6. I am one of 3 Bernard’s in my family. My son Ben is the III and Bierne, my dad, is Sr.

10. If I could be remembered for one thing, I would hope my kids would say after I am gone “He was a great Dad.”

12. I have had great friends in my life. Every one of them at some point recorded on WTIT. My best friend is John (Harvey Wallbanger). I met John in 1993. Johnnie Walker, Rock Rolling and I are extremely close as well.

14. When my daughter Heather, who is an incredible actress and musician, performed, I often cried. I was so proud. To read that she performed again this week, for the first time in years, was a good thing.

15. My son Ben is the most moral man I have ever known.

16. My mother Jean, sister Diane, brother Mark and I have always celebrated February 7th. We wish each other a “Happy Blaze’s Birthday”Blaze was our childhood dog.

18. My son James is an awesome guitarist and songwriter. He is as creative a person I have ever known. His band is So Long Davey.

21. My favorite activity is listening to music. Next to sex, but fortunately they are not mutually exclusive.

And when someone says, “I never liked The Beatles” I always think, “Than you know shit about rock music.”

25. My favorite sport is baseball.

30. I have not been in a relationship in a while besides for my hot housekeeper and neighbor’s wife. I hope my next girlfriend knocks on the door soon.

37. If it does not have a ball, it is not a sport. Unless it is soccer. The ball cannot save that sport. My son Ben once used this line in college as a freshman. He did not know he was talking to the captain of his school’s hockey team. That did not go well.

38. I have kissed Bonnie Raitt.

44. My granddaughter Lauren may look like her Dad, but she has her Mom’s personality. And a terrific personality it is.

47. I always thought Beatles fans were really hard on Yoko. That said, I still wish she hadn’t shown up. A couple more albums by The Beatles would have been nice.

52. “Crossing Jordan” should not have been cancelled. Jill Hennessy is incredibly hot.

55. The most talented person to ever DJ at WTIT was not me. It is The Midnight Plowboy. Had he had the right breaks he could be doing ANYTHING in show business he wanted. That he didn’t is an incredible waste.

57. The only reality show I like is American Idol. I like it a lot. This is its seventh season. I am still glued to it.

62. My favorite movie actress is Julia Roberts. Meg Ryan is a close second. Michelle Phieffer is my third favorite actress.

74. The one party they were at together when they met, they spent a lot of time together.

78. I had a boss once who loved my sense of humor. In meetings when we had to wait for something she would say, “Bud say something funny.”

83. When my boss at WTIC yelled at me once, I responded, “I just got divorced. I know everything wrong with the world is my fault.”

86. I have had 7 back surgeries.

90. There are two WTIT films from the sixties.

93. My favorite football team is the New England Patriots.

96. WTIT’s 40th Anniversary Show last year was a blast. Rock Rolling, Gregarious Greg, Johnnie Walker and I were recording the show and the Midnight Plowboy phoned in to the show.

97. I have never seen the movie that we use the names of the stars in our WTIT shows.

Welcome to WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog’s 500th Post. And you thought it wouldn’t last. Oops, my bad, you thought it shouldn’t last. It has been an interesting road since February 15, 2006 when we posted our first post. I’ve made good friends, some weird ones and even a few people who’d like to see WTIT eliminated from the blogosphere. Although our favorites are some who want to convert us to their religion. Please note for further reference: Keep it to yourself. I don’t need to be saved. Plus you wouldn’t want me in your church, temple, mosque or perhaps even subway car. Think about it…

I do take pride in the fact that we have lasted this long. Here are 100 things you might not know about me. I have reworked and tweaked the list during our 500 posts. If you have any questions that do not refer to either my love life or sex life ask away. I usually don’t mind the former but I’ve been getting some very prying comments and emails lately. Save it for next week. Then I will beg for those intimate questions, since it is NaBloPoMo and I am desperate for material. If you are new here, welcome (and perhaps get out while you can), if you are a regular reader, I thank you. Anyway here’s 100 uneccessary facts about me that you should not care less about:

1. I was born on the 3rd day of November.
2. I was one of 3 children.
3. The 3 children were born 3 years apart. I am the oldest.
4. I graduated high school (Kingswood) on June 3rd.
5. I graduated college (Emerson) on June 3rd.
6. I am one of 3 Bernards in my family. I am “Jr.” (No I was not born “Bud”)
7. My son Ben is Bernard 3rd. He was born on May 3rd.
8. I have always loved the Yankees. The most famous Yankee, and all time best baseball player, was Babe Ruth. He wore number 3.
9. I have been married and divorced twice. Maybe number 3 will work out. Although I usually say, “She’d have to get me pregnant first”.
10. If I could be remembered for one thing, I would hope my kids would say after I am gone “He was a great Dad.”
11. I have 4 kids. The 3 “thing” had to stop somewhere. I have 2 grandchildren.
12. I have had great friends in my life. Every one of them at some point recorded on WTIT. My best friend of all time is John (Harvey Wallbanger). I met John in 1993.
13. I met John because he dated the same woman as I. Just not at the same time.
14. When my daughter Heather, who is an incredible actress and musician, performed, I often cried. I was so proud.
15. My son Ben is the most moral man I have ever known.
16. My mother Jean, sister Diane, brother Mark and I have always celebrated February 7th. We wish each other a “Happy Blaze’s Birthday.” Blaze was our childhood dog.
17. The “Blaze’s Birthday” bit actually started as a joke, while the dog was still with us, on WTIT. When DJ’s came over they came into the studio and say that Blaze almost knocked them down when the entered my home. I always said, “You didn’t pet him did you?” They always said “No.” I’d say, “Good. We only do that on his birthday.”
18. My son James is an awesome songwriter. He is as creative a person I have ever known. Since he moved to San Diego he joined The David Vaughn Band. Check it out on “My Space”. They have won “Best Band in LA” by a rock station and are currently recording a demo.
19. My Dad is 81. He stills does bars, generally piano bars because he sings like Louis Armstrong. We are close friends.
20. I have worked for a lot of companies, including some I have owned. My three past favorites: Movieland Video, owner. Dialtone Disco, Disco DJ, WMAS-FM, Morning Show. Of course my current job is the best. (That’s in case my fucking boss reads my blog.)
21. My second favorite activity is listening to music. Next to sex, but fortunately they are not mutually exclusive.
22. In rock music there is The Beatles and then everything else. I enjoy many current bands, 70’s, 80’s and 90’s rock music as well, but none have had The Beatles impact.
23. My favorite comedy movie is either “Notting Hill” or “When Harry Met Sally”. I can’t decide.
24. My favorite movie is “Casablanca”.
25. My favorite sport is baseball.
26. My favorite team to watch is UConn Men’s Basketball. 27. I hate bigotry and racism. I don’t mind the jokes with stereotypes, as long as they are not mean spirited.
28. I think the best President in my lifetime is Bill Clinton. I was born when Harry Truman was president, but I don’t remember him.
29. My favorite island is St. Martin.
30. I cannot stand petty jealousy or people who obsess. Particular those who obsess about a lost love. Give it a fucking rest. Go out. Have sex. Have some fun and leave the past where it already is.
31. I am a Scorpio. I was born in the Chinese “Year of the Cock”.
32. I was sick for almost two years starting in 2002. Everyone, including me, thought I would not survive it.
33. I made peace with myself and was gratified for the years I had and the life I led.
34. My family: Parents, brother, sister and children have always been there for me. I hope I have returned the favor.
35. No one was as surprised as I that I made a full recovery.
36. I did not discover religion. I am still agnostic. But I do say an “atta boy” or “thank you” every now and then. Just in case…
37. If it does not have a ball, it is not a sport. Unless it is soccer. The ball cannot save that sport.
38. I have kissed Bonnie Raitt.
39. I slapped five with Rod Stewart.
40. I worked one day for Paul McCartney. (It was by design a one-day job.)
41. The most talented DJ I have ever heard is Don Imus. It is a shame how they crucified him. Although with his trophy wife and trillions of dollars, he probably is okay.
42. I love my present job at United Liquors. Selling alcohol. I call it “God’s work.”
43. My daughter Jules is a complex but beautiful spirit.
44. My granddaughter Lauren may look like her Dad, but she has her Mom’s personality. And a terrific personality it is. We spoke on my birthday.

45. John Lennon had the biggest impact on my life, as an “outside” influence.
46. I cried the night John Lennon was murdered. I had old friends I hadn’t talk to in years call to see how I was doing.
47. I always thought Beatles fans were really hard on Yoko. That said, I still wish she hadn’t shown up. A couple more albums by The Beatles would have been nice.
48. Paul’s best song was with The Beatles, “Yesterday”. John’s best song was solo, “Imagine”.
49. I love the “Daily Show” with Jon Stewart. Also “Real Time with Bill Maher”
50. I am a huge wild animal freak. I watch Discovery, Animal Planet and National Geographic Channel constantly.
51. My favorite wild animal is the lion. Then, the rest of the big cats. Then, primates.
52. “Crossing Jordan” is a terrific show. I wish it would return. Soon! Jill Hennessy is incredibly hot.
53. I grew up only dating blondes, even after my first marriage of 18 years. Now I don’t care. As long as they have hair. On their head, that is.
54. I never get road rage. I have always done the same stupid thing that they guy who either cut me off or has committed some other simular offense. So unless I have never committed the offense, I let it pass. I told my “road rage” theory once at a job at Northeast Utilities. Two days latter a guy told me I had changed his life with the telling of my philosophy.
55. The most talented person to ever DJ at WTIT was not me. It is The Midnight Plowboy. Had he had the right breaks he could be doing ANYTHING in show business he wanted. That he didn’t is an incredible waste.
56. My favorite car I have owned was my 1987 Lincoln Mark 7 that was featured in a James Bond movie. I sold it to The Midnight Plowboy. I still miss it. (Although, I am missing my new car from the accident at this moment a LOT more.)
57. The only reality show I like is American Idol. I like it a lot. I tried the “Great American Band” thing, and perhaps it’s because they rejected my son’s band, but it is not as compelling.
58. My favorite TV show of all time is “M*A*S*H”. “Star Trek” (any version) is second.
59. I love the “Law & Order” shows.
60. My favorite crime drama, though is “NYPD Blue”.
61. Jimmy Smitts and Alan Alda are my favorite TV actors. It was incredible to watch them together two years ago on “The West Wing”.
62. My favorite movie actress is Julia Roberts. Meg Ryan is a close second. Michelle Phieffer is my third favorite actress.
63. I still love “ER”.
64. My favorite thing to do is to be at a party with my kids.
65. My second favorite is to be recording with my friends on WTIT.
66. I always thought WTIT would be discovered. Not so much for the comedy and DJs, but for the journal aspect.
67. I never thought I would have a platform like the Internet to get WTIT exposure.
68. My Mom never really cared if she had children. It is amazing that she did such a good job.
69. As much as I love watching animal shows, I am not much of a pet person.
70. I don’t like gambling.
71. Killer Joe had the silliest sense of humor of any DJ at WTIT.
72. Bouncing Billy had the most obscure and clever humor.
73. Galloping Gary and Rock Rolling have very similar senses of humor and both are very political. The one party they were at together when they met (1995), they spent a lot of time together. 75. I was not surprised they hit it off.
76. The Cosmic Commando called himself WTIT’s Science Editor. He always explained that the tape number had some significant parallel scientific value.
77. When Cos was on vacation once I tried to copy his tape number bit. Johnnie Walker booed me. And he was being kind. Don’t steal a bit that somebody already does well.
78. I had a boss once who loved my sense of humor. In meetings when we had to wait for something she would say, “Bud say something funny.”
79. I don’t like telling jokes. My humor is more of a constant commentary.
81. So, when she asked me to “Say something funny” I couldn’t.
82. I’d respond, “I am not awake yet Cheryl. Joke amongst yourselves.”
83. When my boss at WTIC yelled at me once, I responded, “I just got divorced. I know everything wrong with the world is my fault.”
84. He laughed so hard he forgot why he called me into his office.
85. I won a “most motivated” contest at WTIC by telling the Vice President/Judge to screw herself.
86. I have had 7 back surgeries.
87. I have had less then 7 wives.
88. The Counting Crows’ line, “All my friends and lovers leave me behind” I find particularly haunting.
89. Johnnie Walker does the best accents. He can do anything.
90. There are two WTIT films from the sixties.
91. There are three videos of us recording at WTIT. They are: The 15th Anniversary Show in 1982. The 20th Anniversary Show in 1987. The Tape 400 Show in 1990.
92. I am embarrassed by our president. I am ashamed we have sat by and let him whack our civil rights.
93. My favorite football team is the New England Patriots.
94. The New York Giants are second.
95. My favorite color is blue.
96. The only new show this year I follow weekly is “Journeyman”. It is not all that good, but I am a sucker for time travel stories.
97. I have never seen the movie that we use as the names of the stars in our WTIT shows.
98. The movie is “Operation Kid Brother”.
99. I would like to see that movie.
100. I am glad this is over.

Thank you for joining us for the POST 500 Edition of The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. All things being equal, we will be around for another 500. That is if all things are ever equal. And, most importantly, if we do not get a better offer. It is not yet a “Bud’s Law” but it should be: “Always hold out for the best offer.” Peace! See you tomorrow.

Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog’s 500th Post. And you thought it wouldn’t last. Oops, my bad, you thought it shouldn’t last. It has been an interesting road since February 15, 2006 when we posted our first post. I’ve made good friends, some weird ones and even a few people who’d like to see WTIT eliminated from the blogosphere. Although our favorites are some who want to convert us to their religion. Please note for further reference: Keep it to yourself. I don’t need to be saved. Plus you wouldn’t want me in your church, temple, mosque or perhaps even subway car. Think about it…

I do take pride in the fact that we have lasted this long. Here are 100 things you might not know about me. I have reworked and tweaked the list during our 500 posts. If you have any questions that do not refer to either my love life or sex life ask away. I usually don’t mind the former but I’ve been getting some very prying comments and emails lately. Save it for next week. Then I will beg for those intimate questions, since it is NaBloPoMo and I am desperate for material. If you are new here, welcome (and perhaps get out while you can), if you are a regular reader, I thank you. Anyway here’s 100 uneccessary facts about me that you should not care less about:

1. I was born on the 3rd day of November.
2. I was one of 3 children.
3. The 3 children were born 3 years apart. I am the oldest.
4. I graduated high school (Kingswood) on June 3rd.
5. I graduated college (Emerson) on June 3rd.
6. I am one of 3 Bernards in my family. I am “Jr.” (No I was not born “Bud”)
7. My son Ben is Bernard 3rd. He was born on May 3rd.
8. I have always loved the Yankees. The most famous Yankee, and all time best baseball player, was Babe Ruth. He wore number 3.
9. I have been married and divorced twice. Maybe number 3 will work out. Although I usually say, “She’d have to get me pregnant first”.
10. If I could be remembered for one thing, I would hope my kids would say after I am gone “He was a great Dad.”
11. I have 4 kids. The 3 “thing” had to stop somewhere. I have 2 grandchildren.
12. I have had great friends in my life. Every one of them at some point recorded on WTIT. My best friend of all time is John (Harvey Wallbanger). I met John in 1993.
13. I met John because he dated the same woman as I. Just not at the same time.
14. When my daughter Heather, who is an incredible actress and musician, performed, I often cried. I was so proud.
15. My son Ben is the most moral man I have ever known.
16. My mother Jean, sister Diane, brother Mark and I have always celebrated February 7th. We wish each other a “Happy Blaze’s Birthday.” Blaze was our childhood dog.
17. The “Blaze’s Birthday” bit actually started as a joke, while the dog was still with us, on WTIT. When DJ’s came over they came into the studio and say that Blaze almost knocked them down when the entered my home. I always said, “You didn’t pet him did you?” They always said “No.” I’d say, “Good. We only do that on his birthday.”
18. My son James is an awesome songwriter. He is as creative a person I have ever known. Since he moved to San Diego he joined The David Vaughn Band. Check it out on “My Space”. They have won “Best Band in LA” by a rock station and are currently recording a demo.
19. My Dad is 81. He stills does bars, generally piano bars because he sings like Louis Armstrong. We are close friends.
20. I have worked for a lot of companies, including some I have owned. My three past favorites: Movieland Video, owner. Dialtone Disco, Disco DJ, WMAS-FM, Morning Show. Of course my current job is the best. (That’s in case my fucking boss reads my blog.)
21. My second favorite activity is listening to music. Next to sex, but fortunately they are not mutually exclusive.
22. In rock music there is The Beatles and then everything else. I enjoy many current bands, 70’s, 80’s and 90’s rock music as well, but none have had The Beatles impact.
23. My favorite comedy movie is either “Notting Hill” or “When Harry Met Sally”. I can’t decide.
24. My favorite movie is “Casablanca”.
25. My favorite sport is baseball.
26. My favorite team to watch is UConn Men’s Basketball. 27. I hate bigotry and racism. I don’t mind the jokes with stereotypes, as long as they are not mean spirited.
28. I think the best President in my lifetime is Bill Clinton. I was born when Harry Truman was president, but I don’t remember him.
29. My favorite island is St. Martin.
30. I cannot stand petty jealousy or people who obsess. Particular those who obsess about a lost love. Give it a fucking rest. Go out. Have sex. Have some fun and leave the past where it already is.
31. I am a Scorpio. I was born in the Chinese “Year of the Cock”.
32. I was sick for almost two years starting in 2002. Everyone, including me, thought I would not survive it.
33. I made peace with myself and was gratified for the years I had and the life I led.
34. My family: Parents, brother, sister and children have always been there for me. I hope I have returned the favor.
35. No one was as surprised as I that I made a full recovery.
36. I did not discover religion. I am still agnostic. But I do say an “atta boy” or “thank you” every now and then. Just in case…
37. If it does not have a ball, it is not a sport. Unless it is soccer. The ball cannot save that sport.
38. I have kissed Bonnie Raitt.
39. I slapped five with Rod Stewart.
40. I worked one day for Paul McCartney. (It was by design a one-day job.)
41. The most talented DJ I have ever heard is Don Imus. It is a shame how they crucified him. Although with his trophy wife and trillions of dollars, he probably is okay.
42. I love my present job at United Liquors. Selling alcohol. I call it “God’s work.”
43. My daughter Jules is a complex but beautiful spirit.
44. My granddaughter Lauren may look like her Dad, but she has her Mom’s personality. And a terrific personality it is. We spoke on my birthday.

45. John Lennon had the biggest impact on my life, as an “outside” influence.
46. I cried the night John Lennon was murdered. I had old friends I hadn’t talk to in years call to see how I was doing.
47. I always thought Beatles fans were really hard on Yoko. That said, I still wish she hadn’t shown up. A couple more albums by The Beatles would have been nice.
48. Paul’s best song was with The Beatles, “Yesterday”. John’s best song was solo, “Imagine”.
49. I love the “Daily Show” with Jon Stewart. Also “Real Time with Bill Maher”
50. I am a huge wild animal freak. I watch Discovery, Animal Planet and National Geographic Channel constantly.
51. My favorite wild animal is the lion. Then, the rest of the big cats. Then, primates.
52. “Crossing Jordan” is a terrific show. I wish it would return. Soon! Jill Hennessy is incredibly hot.
53. I grew up only dating blondes, even after my first marriage of 18 years. Now I don’t care. As long as they have hair. On their head, that is.
54. I never get road rage. I have always done the same stupid thing that they guy who either cut me off or has committed some other simular offense. So unless I have never committed the offense, I let it pass. I told my “road rage” theory once at a job at Northeast Utilities. Two days latter a guy told me I had changed his life with the telling of my philosophy.
55. The most talented person to ever DJ at WTIT was not me. It is The Midnight Plowboy. Had he had the right breaks he could be doing ANYTHING in show business he wanted. That he didn’t is an incredible waste.
56. My favorite car I have owned was my 1987 Lincoln Mark 7 that was featured in a James Bond movie. I sold it to The Midnight Plowboy. I still miss it. (Although, I am missing my new car from the accident at this moment a LOT more.)
57. The only reality show I like is American Idol. I like it a lot. I tried the “Great American Band” thing, and perhaps it’s because they rejected my son’s band, but it is not as compelling.
58. My favorite TV show of all time is “M*A*S*H”. “Star Trek” (any version) is second.
59. I love the “Law & Order” shows.
60. My favorite crime drama, though is “NYPD Blue”.
61. Jimmy Smitts and Alan Alda are my favorite TV actors. It was incredible to watch them together two years ago on “The West Wing”.
62. My favorite movie actress is Julia Roberts. Meg Ryan is a close second. Michelle Phieffer is my third favorite actress.
63. I still love “ER”.
64. My favorite thing to do is to be at a party with my kids.
65. My second favorite is to be recording with my friends on WTIT.
66. I always thought WTIT would be discovered. Not so much for the comedy and DJs, but for the journal aspect.
67. I never thought I would have a platform like the Internet to get WTIT exposure.
68. My Mom never really cared if she had children. It is amazing that she did such a good job.
69. As much as I love watching animal shows, I am not much of a pet person.
70. I don’t like gambling.
71. Killer Joe had the silliest sense of humor of any DJ at WTIT.
72. Bouncing Billy had the most obscure and clever humor.
73. Galloping Gary and Rock Rolling have very similar senses of humor and both are very political. The one party they were at together when they met (1995), they spent a lot of time together. 75. I was not surprised they hit it off.
76. The Cosmic Commando called himself WTIT’s Science Editor. He always explained that the tape number had some significant parallel scientific value.
77. When Cos was on vacation once I tried to copy his tape number bit. Johnnie Walker booed me. And he was being kind. Don’t steal a bit that somebody already does well.
78. I had a boss once who loved my sense of humor. In meetings when we had to wait for something she would say, “Bud say something funny.”
79. I don’t like telling jokes. My humor is more of a constant commentary.
81. So, when she asked me to “Say something funny” I couldn’t.
82. I’d respond, “I am not awake yet Cheryl. Joke amongst yourselves.”
83. When my boss at WTIC yelled at me once, I responded, “I just got divorced. I know everything wrong with the world is my fault.”
84. He laughed so hard he forgot why he called me into his office.
85. I won a “most motivated” contest at WTIC by telling the Vice President/Judge to screw herself.
86. I have had 7 back surgeries.
87. I have had less then 7 wives.
88. The Counting Crows’ line, “All my friends and lovers leave me behind” I find particularly haunting.
89. Johnnie Walker does the best accents. He can do anything.
90. There are two WTIT films from the sixties.
91. There are three videos of us recording at WTIT. They are: The 15th Anniversary Show in 1982. The 20th Anniversary Show in 1987. The Tape 400 Show in 1990.
92. I am embarrassed by our president. I am ashamed we have sat by and let him whack our civil rights.
93. My favorite football team is the New England Patriots.
94. The New York Giants are second.
95. My favorite color is blue.
96. The only new show this year I follow weekly is “Journeyman”. It is not all that good, but I am a sucker for time travel stories.
97. I have never seen the movie that we use as the names of the stars in our WTIT shows.
98. The movie is “Operation Kid Brother”.
99. I would like to see that movie.
100. I am glad this is over.

Thank you for joining us for the POST 500 Edition of The WTIT Tape Radio Blog. All things being equal, we will be around for another 500. That is if all things are ever equal. And, most importantly, if we do not get a better offer. It is not yet a “Bud’s Law” but it should be: “Always hold out for the best offer.” Peace! See you tomorrow.

Same time. Same blog.