We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.
Your BLOG is amazingly beautiful. Michelle and Mabelle. . . Hmp . . . I smell something fishy . . . You think just the French twins names are weird? How about the fact that they are never the same twins? I swear a new reader wrote me once that they didn’t look French. I replied that maybe they would look more French the next day. The next day I used a picture of African American twins.
i thought the twins were blond? they look great with dark hair! I know this is my fault. Blond, or brunette? Maybe I should use bald twins?
Fantasy and reality are blurred with you? I had no idea! The funniest part may be that since most of what I say about my life is just warped fiction, I can tell you something that’s true but bizarre and no one will notice.
A cure for the common hangover is greatly needed! I want in, too! I could make a lot of money with a hangover cure. I could buy anything. But love. Can’t buy me love, I’ve heard.
Sex and stupidity…brilliant my friend. As the only two reasons to get married? Yes, I think that covers it.
For some strange reason your site gets blocked from work, so I have visit from home. You can thank Google for that strange reason. Actually the complaint came from a reader that I had who was very right-winged, in an American political sense. I think that after I gloated about the Obama win, I never *saw* her again and suddenly got my Google warning. A parting gift of sorts.
I was wondering if you were ill or something. It took to question 6 for a swear word LOL. It’s funny, I really don’t swear in life much. Sometimes, when I’m proof reading a post I’ll realize I haven’t sworn and go back and edit it in. Like right now. I haven’t sworn in this fucking post! I’ve got an image to protect! Shit. That’s better…
I think Tiger Woods should learn to keep is putter at home. Truth? I think Tiger should pack and go. Regardless of who did what, when. His wife will never forgive him. His only hope for a good marriage would be with someone else. I know what I’m saying isn’t PC, but it is the truth from my perspective.
You broke up with a woman who offered a threesome?? You? Was there something wrong with you–were you ill? I know. What was I thinking? I thought I wanted some freedom. What a friggin’ mistake that was!
What would I do without you? What have you done with me?
I am sensing you didn’t like this meme?? I hate all memes. Or rather, I love doing them and complaining about them. I’ve complained about the ones I even wrote. They all suck. That’s why they are fun.
I think you’re the only person I know that can answer so many questions without answering them. 🙂 Wow. I’ve thought that was my little secret. It’s a gift. Thanks for dropping by.
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