>We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

Shit. Everybody needs me. I can only save just so many.

Our Sisters of the Tiny Breasts cracked me up.

It’s really a great cause. Why should only rich women have great ta-tas?

Judd isn’t talking to me. When you’ve got multiple personality disorder, these things happen. I got made up, too. I said, “But Judd, I just made you up for Rising Blogger (a blog that no longer exists). How can you be made up?” He said, “I just made YOU up.” Wow. Who knew?

I generally travel with the people I make up. The twins thought the twin bed was too small. That’s what started the fight. God, I miss them.

Yes! I’m the Wheaties of the Internet.

Yes. Call Charlie Sheen for the number.

I do have trouble following anybody’s suggestion, let alone orders.

Yes a man needs only six words. “You’re right, I’m sorry, my fault.”

Who’d think that I’d have readers for five days? Five years? Holy Moly Jodi!

Why, did I say “Yo dawg, you’re SO hot!??”

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

I’m going to become a meme writer. I’m far more creative than whoever wrote this one. Cream puffs? Chapstick? Really? I understand that Yale is now offering a course. I’m a bit concerned about the course’s name. “Redundant and Repetitive Meme Writing 101.”

Your final answer made me snort so loudly in laughter that I was asked to “keep it down, we’re watching golf here!” That explains an unknown winning the British open.

I feel like a total douchebag for assuming that So Long Davey was NOT a real band. I seen the pic on your blog many times but never clicked on it. I checked em out last night and I totally dig them. Thank you, I really appreciate it. It is hard to believe anything that I write here on the old Tape Radio Blog. Plus I can give them another plug. Click here.

Now there is one I have no heard in awhile cocksucker, maybe its because my dad has not come to see me in awhile… That is his word, everything is mother fucker or that damn cocksucker, I mean how the hell does dad know its a cocksucker…Then there is the time such as this, where a comment just stands on its own. I can’t possibly add anything here.

I’ll join you in Hell…at least the music will be great! You go to heaven for the climate. You go hell for the company.

Some day Jill will realize what we have all secretly suspected — that you’re really a sweetheart. And then it will be too late. Oh, the humanity! Shhhhhhhh. I have a fucking reputation to protect here.

And here I imagined cocksucker being the choice of seafood in AZ! Oh, never mind. Right along with the Rocky Mountain oysters?

Boy pretty philosophical today if you ask me. Why is it I’m having a hard time with what you said about the French Twins. Okay then, the French twins are real. Their faces change because of camera angle. Take deep breaths. In fact they are here now. Michelle! Cut it out! I’m talking to Thom here!

That tough shell is showing some wear and tear today….better pour a Smirnoff and call the Twins. I’m sure that will have you back to your normal grumbly, lovable self. I’m sorry. I am really trying not to be so nice.

What is Janera thinking? I don’t even know what I am thinking. Please don’t ask me explain anything any other person does. Or anything that happens of my own blog. I better pour that Smirnoff.

What kind of a moron sky dives without a shirt on? But you got to admit she had great tatas!

i also found divorce to be a great diet!!!! See this blog is funny and educational!

Yeah, too much fun here. Promise me dear Bud – never give up the twins. I like looking at the pics. I am very loyal, so the twins will remain. In fact, in my last will and testiment I leave this blog to them. And does the hubby know that you ogle over the twins?

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

sex, food and sports— don’t forget smirnoff. we get a lot of inspiration from smirnoff. And I thought I had nailed it that guys only care about sex, food and sports. Of all things, how could I forget fucking alcohol? Beat me. Whip me. Make me feel cheap.

I just wanna know what those girls were doing laying in a circle, and why I wasn’t invited. Hon, there’s always room for another naked woman. Truly it does inspire…

oh… and by the way – you are silly, too. Sometimes. Me? No shit. I am the king of silly. Any sense I make on a post is purely by accident.

Is it me…or do the French twins look different in every post? Shhhhhhhhhhh. It’s a well guarded secret!

Great answers… but you didn’t put a picture of Jill this week, I missed her! She wasn’t pleased either. She emailed me that if she does get a divorce that I am no longer her 1,539th choice. Oh, the pain…

I would more easily accept the French Twins than Jill. You mean if we were a couple, my affair with a real person might bother you more than people I totally make up? Wow. Who’da thunk?

Are they groupies are stalkers? Truly there have been both. I mean in the imaginary reality that I reside in. I really have not had sex with a lot of readers. Just the ones with great taste. And I did not have sex with THAT woman.

You are one sick puppy… But I LOVE it!!! I do grow on people. It must be the way that I make no sense whatsoever that is my big appeal.

“I got in it for the groupies. 99% of my readers are women.” Some how I believe you 🙂 The women readers part is very real. But as for the rest…but you knew that. Who’d want to lead my life? Sex with the twins. Sex with my neighbor’s wife. And another neighbor’s girlfriend. Plus my hot housekeeper. I am one tired guy. Do you feel sorry for me or what?

Totally agree with you on Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. They both suck. I can’t improve on that statement.

so you’re a democrat hey! bummer. and i thought i loved you – lol I am not a Democrat. I would not respect a political party that would have me as a member. I am fiercely independent. You do not need to be even be liberal to think that Rush and Sarah are morons. You only have to hear them fucking speak. Oh, this just in. Obama sucks, too. He said he’d get us out of Guantanamo Bay. He said he’d end the wars. He said he’d fix the economy. He said he’d be a change from Bush. I have yet to see one original thought.

You paying the housekeeper make her wear what you want LOL. Gee. Thanks! Now she’ll clean the place naked. I’ll tell her that you said so!

Ah Bud – I do love you! Yes, Palin is a scary ass. Faux news sucks butt! And Rush – seriously do people still listen to him? I can not imagine what anyone would think that they’d gain from his nonsense. He said that you shouldn’t give to Haiti because our tax dollars are doing that. He is a cold hearted bastard. End of rant.

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

Don’t you steal these damn things? LOL! How can you say it sucks if you steal them? Steal a better one next time! OK?! This just in: I complain about anything and everything about a meme. Which in incredibly stupid since this blog thrives on them.

Debbie Does Santa…wonder what Mrs. Claus does during the interlude? Oh, she is into watching BIG time! I’m shocked you didn’t know that.

If I’d have ever heard that Bee Gees [Disco Christmas] record then that might have well been my answer too (similarly if I’d seen Debbie Does Santa). Since I made up both the movie & the song, I don’t think the odds are very good.

LMAO…I was going to go on a hunt for this unheard of Bee Gee’s recording… thankfully I read the comments first. You must be shocked as shit that most of what I say is totally fabrication. I think it’s part of my charm.

Yes darlin’ you are charmin’! See? I got references and everything!

Oh maybe this Christmas…The French Twins do Santa. Whoa, back off. I do not share the twins!

Dude, the [Bee Gee’s] song exists. In my head. Thanks a bunch you absolute wan…(I kid, I kid…sort of.) Hon, I could never do enough for you!

“Bend over and grab your ankles.” I like that. Great! Can you be here by eight? Oh, and bring dinner.

Jill is fetching in her Santa hat! I made the hat up, too. I know, I am the pits.

This blog has just become my latest procrastination tool. Keep up the weird job, I love your answers to life’s questions. It is pretty scary that anybody thinks that I am the one who knows what’s going on…

Today is my dad Bierne’s birthday. Have a great one, Dad! I love you.

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

Your BLOG is amazingly beautiful. Michelle and Mabelle. . . Hmp . . . I smell something fishy . . . You think just the French twins names are weird? How about the fact that they are never the same twins? I swear a new reader wrote me once that they didn’t look French. I replied that maybe they would look more French the next day. The next day I used a picture of African American twins.

i thought the twins were blond? they look great with dark hair! I know this is my fault. Blond, or brunette? Maybe I should use bald twins?

Fantasy and reality are blurred with you? I had no idea! The funniest part may be that since most of what I say about my life is just warped fiction, I can tell you something that’s true but bizarre and no one will notice.

A cure for the common hangover is greatly needed! I want in, too! I could make a lot of money with a hangover cure. I could buy anything. But love. Can’t buy me love, I’ve heard.

Sex and stupidity…brilliant my friend. As the only two reasons to get married? Yes, I think that covers it.

For some strange reason your site gets blocked from work, so I have visit from home. You can thank Google for that strange reason. Actually the complaint came from a reader that I had who was very right-winged, in an American political sense. I think that after I gloated about the Obama win, I never *saw* her again and suddenly got my Google warning. A parting gift of sorts.

I was wondering if you were ill or something. It took to question 6 for a swear word LOL. It’s funny, I really don’t swear in life much. Sometimes, when I’m proof reading a post I’ll realize I haven’t sworn and go back and edit it in. Like right now. I haven’t sworn in this fucking post! I’ve got an image to protect! Shit. That’s better…

I think Tiger Woods should learn to keep is putter at home. Truth? I think Tiger should pack and go. Regardless of who did what, when. His wife will never forgive him. His only hope for a good marriage would be with someone else. I know what I’m saying isn’t PC, but it is the truth from my perspective.

You broke up with a woman who offered a threesome?? You? Was there something wrong with you–were you ill? I know. What was I thinking? I thought I wanted some freedom. What a friggin’ mistake that was!

What would I do without you? What have you done with me?

I am sensing you didn’t like this meme?? I hate all memes. Or rather, I love doing them and complaining about them. I’ve complained about the ones I even wrote. They all suck. That’s why they are fun.

I think you’re the only person I know that can answer so many questions without answering them. 🙂 Wow. I’ve thought that was my little secret. It’s a gift. Thanks for dropping by.

We hope that you are enjoying your day. WTIT: The Blog will try to give you a smile. We thought we’d share some of the most interesting questions our friends in the blogosphere have asked us in our “Comments” section. The comments are from posts from the last week or so. Some have been edited for clarity. All these questions are real. Our comments are not neccessarily the same as those we posted when we originally responded. Comments on our posts we take seriously. In this feature, sorry everyone, we don’t. Reader’s questions/comments are in bold.

Your neighbor’s sister cooks naked? Watch out for fried foods. All I know is that she cooks and looks great naked. She didn’t do them both at once. At least, not here. But if she does, I’ll keep the fried foods away from her. Thanks for the tip!

Wow – I always heard people in Connecticut were uptight. Apparently not? We are a blue state for a reason. Now who’s spreading this shit about my state? Is it Rush Limbaugh again? The man wouldn’t know the truth if it sat on his fat ugly face. Why would he say that the President of the United States of America shouldn’t tell school kids the importance of education? Oh, right. He’s afraid that white kids might realize that they like black people. My bad.

I think male lady bugs are the drag queens of the insect world. I can’t improve on that one. Bravo!

I know where you come up with your answers but where do they come up with these questions? I used to think that, but try writing a meme. And ask new questions. I think I really love Thursday Thunks because their questions are so out there. Kimber and Ber are totally whacked. I really like that about them.

Are you kidding me??? The French Twins are not real? Relax. I just occasional say I made them up because my male readers get so damn jealous. Most are married and doomed to sex with just one woman. So, I think I shouldn’t rub it in. Oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Here is the truth: The French twins are real. They write this fucking blog. They actually made ME up.

I loved your answers to 1, 5, 7, 9 & 12! So in other words, I fucked up on 2,3,4, 6, 10 & 11?

Why do I feel like someone forced you to do this meme? That’s only because it’s your first time here. If I didn’t complain about the fucking meme, people would think they reached the wrong Google Warning Blog.

Singing in the shower is mandatory. Another new fucking rule that nobody asked me to vote on. Is reading racy adult poetry close enough?

I thought you’d say a box of toys for the French Twins from Adam and Eve. What? Like a guy would think he alone was not good enough.

“drugstore.com.” It’s perfect for what you can’t buy at Amazon. You will thank me. Anybody who helps me score drugs is okay in my book.

Such a guy you are! Every word says that. So, it’s your first time here. Yes, I’m a typical guy, except for one thing: I tell women the truth. Most guys just say what they think women want to hear. I used to be like that. I finally fucking gave up. I don’t care what women want to hear. From me they get the real deal, as I see it. It is surprising how shocked women are meeting a guy who doesn’t lie just to placate them.

What would compel someone to share that they sit around alone…giggling? I real don’t know, but these type of people always seem to find their way to me.

Ooooooh sleeping with the wife AND sister! at the same time????? Now, I did not say that. I did not sleep with my neighbor’s wife and sister at the same time. Even for a threesome fan like me, that would be a bit much. I don’t even think it was the same day. Check that. Oh, fuck. I gotta get somebody to keep track of this shit for me.