Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: I Will If You Make Me

1. ME:… is … optimistic, faithful,hmmm… sometimes with certain ones, sexy; has 2 grown-up children – what a well done job! ;)… Oh. Here’s a winner. Pick me.. I might be faithful.

2. I am a very young 50 & a high-energy person. No couch potatoes please! Who the fuck is 50 who isn’t a “young” 50?

3. I like quiet life to enjoy with the favorite person and travelling together. I can’t argue with that. Because I don’t understand you.

4. I am weak yet strong, brave yet soft, leather and lace, a little good and a little bad. I wanna hurl, yet vomit.

5. I think I am a shy person, still trying to smile though I’ve lost my beloved lover. I will try. But I may not get over it. Get out the smelling salts. Lady if you just keep walking, it will help.

6. I have a wonderful sense of mischief,and a smile that will make you think naughty thoughts. Now this has possibilities. No, not for me. Guys, it’ll cost $10 to get user name and site from me. Email info@WTIT.net

7. I am a simple person without much fuss and with just average looks. I am a Catholic who would like to follow Jesus. Really, thanks for sharing. Waiter, check!

8. On this site for contact with other people that’s all. I’m sorry I read this that’s all.

9. I don’t like to hurt people, but I will if you make me. What happened to good old love-to-talk about it American passive aggressive? We’ve gone straight to aggressive here. Tempting, but no.

10. You can get to know a lot about people by what they say when they post on this site. No shit, Sherlock. We are out of here! Kathy’s got David Bowie on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.