>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: OK, It Goes Like This

1. ok it goes like this im a kind, caring, considerate, passionate person who loves the finer things in life like sharing with that special person the kind of music i like listening to is country,rock,80’s&;90’s sometimes rap,r’n’b but i’m not really into classical,opera movies i watch are action,comedy,horror You are in dire need of an English class.

2. Co-workers are very important to me and so you must love spending time with them. Who’d say anything but “fuck off” to this clown?

3. am looking for someone permanent to spend the next half of my life. How many halves are there?

4. You must be matured to match my personality. Like fine wine, eh?

5. I can stay put doing the same activity for a long time too if I want to. Great. Get undressed.

6. I’m single, without kids, but I love animals, although I don’t have any pets. She loves plants, but doesn’t have any. She likes to travel, but never has. And so it goes.

7. I like who same as me, honest, kind…. and who like out door activity… Better if like reading, conversation , share knowledge of everything. So you think me?

Really, how is life on your home world?

8. Hi! im ,from philippines right now im here inkorea working. Next time I’m in Korea, you’ll be the first.

9. i don´t have a tv and no real interest in tv or films, may sound strange in these modern times, however, wasting time with a take out dinner and a dvd is not my kind of evening. I love TV and movies. The only waste of time is your profile.

10. I do enjoy the occasional wild night. Fine. Bend over and grab your ankles. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Kathy’s got The Art Bands on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: Can’t Find the Words

1. Can’t find words to describe myself. Just writing this because it was a requirement. Let it never be said that you did not do the least you could do.

2. I’m quirky, have a twisted sense of humor, I’m really boring and caffeine-addicted. A moron on uppers? Tempting, but no.

3. I am submissive..we!!! Of course this won’t attract every weirdo out there. Good luck with that.

4. You will need to be affectionate cos I am, and share my values and passions….I know its a big ask, but I know you are out there..wherever you are…and I know you are not far away…I think that you are the one who is “out there”.

5. I am spunky but simple. Don’t push. The line for this one starts here.

6. Things have changed in the last week !!! so I’ll add: No Drunks. No Liars. No Married peoples. You must have had a very rough week.

7. Do you have what it takes? No.

8. Not, interested in someone who play games,who is tacky,lazy, sleeps with others,ARROGANT (usually a person who thinks they’re too cute, and talks like a teenager about themself, too wacko for me) I prefer an mature,reserved,laid back, the caring kind any day. If you capitalize all the letters in a word, everyone will understand it better. Holy shit.

9. Blessings I am not interested in dating at this time. What the fuck? You are paying for this dating site…why?

10. I think the inner side of the person is what makes him/her be beautifull and wonderfull! Does that give them extra “Ls” on their words, too? Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Kathy’s got The Beach Boys on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Hi. Welcome back to our Dating Profiles. It’s been a long time. When The Dating Profile Meme failed to reach the participants that we hoped, we killed this feature as well.  We have thought often that it might have been a mistake. This feature has always worked here. It just didn’t work as a meme. So we decided with Thursdays now open, we’d bring this back. (It had been a popular feature.) So, welcome back. Tell your neighbors! Lock up the children!

Bud

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Now Thursdays, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. Or not. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.

If anyone here has a better way to do this than to start every sentance with “I”, let me know. You comes to mind. There must be a reason that we brought this fucking feature back, but at present, it eludes me. Oh, right. Thunks is gone. I thought Kimber and Berleen said a nice goodbye. In case you wondered, we were given the opportunity to continue it without them. This didn’t work for at least three reasons. First, The “charm” of the original would be totally gone. I’m not good at silly. I couldn’t duplicate them. I mean, at first I tried. But, my wit lies elsewhere. We did consider our own Thursday thing. But we decided we do enough, blogging wise. So, we will wait for something new to hit us.

i am a fun loving gal!!! That explains the knee pads.

A good looking guy who can make me happy. He knows what he wants. Fine. Get undressed. Yes, I mean first date. Don’t give me that “6 Date Rule”!

My favourite pastimes r cinema, theatre, reading, crosswords, suduko and do love to dance!! “r”? Really? If you can’t waste your time spelling out a fucking word, I doubt you consider anybody else’s interests in your world.

Internet dating sites are all new to me.I’m very honest and genuene person with a good sence of humor. Sorely in need of a half assed proof reader, however.

A sexually adventurous guy is big on my list! Now this approach just might work.  I imagine you get a LOT of responsive men to that line. I know, I’m prophetic, it’s a gift.

My private nature does not prevent me from meeting new people and exchanging ideas do things. My private nature does prevent me from having sex or a meaningful relationship, however.

i would like to meet an intelligent, educated(Bachelors Degree at least), honest, sincere, family oriented and attractive man. I hate education snobs. I mean really. You’re not hiring a nuclear physicist. You’re looking for some schmuck to buy you a steak.

I can also be rude, obnoxious, harsh and difficult to get to know. I go to church, I dont care if you dont believe in anything, I dont have a point to prove, and you wont feel the need to prove one either. You lost me at rude. You’re paying a dating site to write this dribble? To get, what? Arrested?

Wheb the eyes meet and there is chemistry we will both know That we wasted our time. I know. I said it was a fucking gift. Kathy’s got KISS on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace. We will miss you, Ber & Kimber.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Someone to Play With

1. I’m divorced 6 years and have no children, and am looking for someone to play with, be friends with and be open to a somewhat committed relationship. Who the fuck thinks like this? This must be about threesomes.

2. I know this is short and sweet, but you really don’t know a person until you talk to them. I generally think you don’t really know someone before you have down and dirty nasty sex. So when are you free?

3. I would love to find someone to grow old with. I have been single for a while now it is is getting very lonely. It is is? Wow wow.

4. I’m one to give long backrubs, massage your feet, or just sit and listen. Where exactly do the blowjobs come into play?

5. I have been on my own for a little over 5 years and actually enjoying it more than I thought I would. And you paid to be on this dating site, why?

6. As a born-again Christian, I have quiet time with the Lord every morning and evening. Blow me.

7. Hi dont have a pic today but will tomorrow. I know there is one on my PC just dont know how to get it to come up. Kind of like your sex life, no?

8. For beginners I am committed to a healthy and active life style. I work out regularly and watch what I eat. No chance, steroid breath. God, I am SO glad that I am not single and unattached. These people scare me.

9. I believe in giving each other the freedom of space and time apart. So, you get together say, once a week, for wild in your face sex?

10. I am looking for a relationship not just a roll in the hay. Yea, lady, you all say that. Then on the first date, you go and get naked. Do people really think anyone buys this shit? Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam’s Saturday 9 is in this semi-prime blogosphere spot next time.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Wearing Your Hear on Your Sleeve

1. Do you wear your heart on your sleeve, or maybe it’s tatooed on your arm. You’d think if you were going to say something that you thought was clever, you’d at least use spell and grammar check.

2. What could you possibly learn from me in this profile? Apparently not a fucking thing.

3. I am not looking for marriage #3..on the contrary…rather you be a best friend… Always lead with your strength. “Hi, I’ve had two failed marriages and I…” You can stop there. No one would read further.

4. I have a smile that could light up an entire room. And a personality that would clear it.

5. The feature that captures my attention is most people say I have bedroom eyes. You may win this week’s award for making the least sense.

6. If I like you, can I keep you? Tempting, but no.

7. My friends may describe me as one to speak before thinking, but i just call it honesty, to me that’s what it’s all about. Or in other words, “Hi, I’m a complete moron.”

8. like to work out, dance, read, investigate healthy cuisine, hike, run, bike, take walks with the dog, love the water, the lake, swimming laps, jacuzzi, garden, dabble in artistic endeavors, travel, go to restaurants, films, some tv, cultural venues, love the city, small towns, the country, having fun. Sounds like a great morning. Then what do you do?

9. OK, no drinkers please. Otherwise, I’m flexible.~ That’s it for now ( I hate the keyboard) ~ I need a Smirnoff. That’s it for now.

10. WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST WANT TO SHOW ME LOTS OF ATTENTION.ARE YOU UP TO IT? IM ALSO ON SINGLENET.COM Why are you shouting? I’m also on WTIT.net. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam’s Saturday 9 is in this semi-prime blogosphere spot next time.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Not Looking for Anything

1. I’m not looking for a romantic relationship at this time, I am simply looking for interesting and fun people. You are a moron. This is like saying, “I am joining a gym but I do not wish to work out at this time.”

2. It is frustrating that the only options are Men OR Women, not both. I think you might be on the wrong fucking dating site.

3. The little things in life mean the most to me. How many inches is a “little thing”?

4. I want to see what is around the corner. So you are asking us. Take a walk, lady.

5. You dont have to share everything with me, it’s cool to have your own life too. That’s good because I’m not giving up the French twins.

6. I’m looking for something real. “It doesn’t matter where you’ve been as long as it was deep.” It’s from the Cars’ song Just What I Needed. I suppose it has no bearing on this profile line, but it’s one of my favorite songs.

7. No, I’m not psycho, needy, mental, bogged down with baggage or any of those other scary things that you may have come across in your dating adventures. Talk about watering down the dating pool. Gees, you’re fucking fussy.

8. It is hard to tell what kind of a person someone really is in paragraphs. That’s why I request naked videos from women.

9. Well when you’re hot you’re hot. Blow me.

10. My Motto is you get what you give. I think she’s talking about head, here. I know. Lucky guess. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam’s Saturday 9 is in this semi-prime blogosphere spot next time.

Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official The Dating Profile Meme!) The profile lines are in bold. Let the stupidity begin!

The Dating Profile Meme: Quick, Hide Your Cat!

1. I love dogs, but not really a cat person. If you only had known Noah…

2. I enjoy theme parks, flea markets, yard sales, antique fairs, working on the house (painting and decorating) carnivals and community events. What no football? What the fuck?? She really can’t be serious. Oh. What? You’ve know another. Holy shit.

3. Not cut out to be around very young children at this stage of life. Or any other I would imagine.

4. A fanatic leaf peeper in September and October. You should warn guys to get their shots first.

5. I chase hot air balloons. Lady, right through this door. Yes, they’re coming to take you away. Ha, ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. And you’ll be happy to see those nice, young men in their clean, white coats. And they’re coming to take you away, Ha-haaa!

6. WARNING: I loath country music and cannot listen to it under any circumstances. Great! At least you have an open mind.

7. I tend to go for ordinary people. And even that must be a bit of a stretch.

8. Not a hot weather person and I am not really comfortable sitting in a boat on a mosquito-infested pond. Don’t hold back. Tell me how you REALLY feel. Do you enjoy boating?

9. I sometimes leave dirty dishes in the sink overnight. Thanks for sharing. I know that I’ll sleep better tonight.

10. It should not be work keeping sentences from falling together. Oh. Insulting your audience. Good move. You must want to be single forever. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Sam’s Saturday 9 is in this semi-prime blogosphere spot next time.