Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Every now and then, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Let the stupidity begin!

Must like to dance, and not smoke! So much for a smoking hot dance.

I prefer if others describe me, it never comes easy for me to talk about myself. It doesn’t meter what I would write anyway, you have to get to know me yourself. Why bore us with details?

I’m prettier in person. You’d have to be.

I enjoy horse-drawn sleigh rides and a myriad of other things. And the fucking horse was all you could think of?

I’m a non-controlling woman who seeks a life partner with whom will let me make decisions. You are shitting me here, right?

Good food, drink, and conversation..what could be better!? Hot sex.

I believe less is more. I believe up is down, right is left, war is peace…

I’M 47 YRS OLD. BUT, I’VE BEEN TOLD I DON’T LOOK IT OR ACT IT..LOL… Telling you as they ran away fast?

I’m a romantic sap – send me postcards from nowhere. But first you’d have to be nowhere.

hello my name is olive harris am a young and good looking girl that lives in the united states of america,i work as an hair stylist and am also in show biz You cannot make this shit up.