Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Every now and then, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Let the stupidity begin!

Must like to dance, and not smoke! So much for a smoking hot dance.

I prefer if others describe me, it never comes easy for me to talk about myself. It doesn’t meter what I would write anyway, you have to get to know me yourself. Why bore us with details?

I’m prettier in person. You’d have to be.

I enjoy horse-drawn sleigh rides and a myriad of other things. And the fucking horse was all you could think of?

I’m a non-controlling woman who seeks a life partner with whom will let me make decisions. You are shitting me here, right?

Good food, drink, and conversation..what could be better!? Hot sex.

I believe less is more. I believe up is down, right is left, war is peace…

I’M 47 YRS OLD. BUT, I’VE BEEN TOLD I DON’T LOOK IT OR ACT IT..LOL… Telling you as they ran away fast?

I’m a romantic sap – send me postcards from nowhere. But first you’d have to be nowhere.

hello my name is olive harris am a young and good looking girl that lives in the united states of america,i work as an hair stylist and am also in show biz You cannot make this shit up.

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Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: I Will If You Make Me

1. ME:… is … optimistic, faithful,hmmm… sometimes with certain ones, sexy; has 2 grown-up children – what a well done job! ;)… Oh. Here’s a winner. Pick me.. I might be faithful.

2. I am a very young 50 & a high-energy person. No couch potatoes please! Who the fuck is 50 who isn’t a “young” 50?

3. I like quiet life to enjoy with the favorite person and travelling together. I can’t argue with that. Because I don’t understand you.

4. I am weak yet strong, brave yet soft, leather and lace, a little good and a little bad. I wanna hurl, yet vomit.

5. I think I am a shy person, still trying to smile though I’ve lost my beloved lover. I will try. But I may not get over it. Get out the smelling salts. Lady if you just keep walking, it will help.

6. I have a wonderful sense of mischief,and a smile that will make you think naughty thoughts. Now this has possibilities. No, not for me. Guys, it’ll cost $10 to get user name and site from me. Email info@WTIT.net

7. I am a simple person without much fuss and with just average looks. I am a Catholic who would like to follow Jesus. Really, thanks for sharing. Waiter, check!

8. On this site for contact with other people that’s all. I’m sorry I read this that’s all.

9. I don’t like to hurt people, but I will if you make me. What happened to good old love-to-talk about it American passive aggressive? We’ve gone straight to aggressive here. Tempting, but no.

10. You can get to know a lot about people by what they say when they post on this site. No shit, Sherlock. We are out of here! Kathy’s got David Bowie on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

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>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: Getting Back to Myself

1. Please don’t judge me by my posted pic…better ones to come soon!!! There would have to be.

2. Life isn’t puppies, kittens, and rainbows all the time. Really? Thanks for the fucking insight.

3. My goal is to get back to me over this next year. If this makes sense to anybody, keep it to yourself.

4. I can find the good in anyone and feel like I am open and trusting. Oh great. Call all perverts!

5. I give great massages. How about blowjobs?

6. Please drop me a line if you are interested in me or my cultural background. Please do send me all the shit about your fucking cultural background, it’s got to be more interesting.

7. When it comes right down to it, I enjoy putting a smile on someone’s face. So you’re good at blowjobs, too?

8. I love the outdoors and being active. Loving sports and the outdoors is a plus. Meet the Queen of Redundancy.

9. If you are looking to someone to grow older with, look no more. If it’s all the same to you, I’ll keep looking.

10. I appreciate and find the beauty in all seasons, though autumn is my favorite. I wanna hurl. Kathy’s got Aerosmith on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: The Evolution of Self

1. Well lets see I am driven to know what I want. Is Morgan Freedman doing the driving?

2. My work as a psychotherapist is both rewarding and challenging. Good lead-in. Lots of folks are thinking,”If I could only date a fucking shrink!”

3. I’m intelligent yet still have so much to learn, sophisticated yet simple; dynamic, exciting, adventurous but stable; easy-going, respected, humble, patient and will fight against injustice. You got that off your Super Heroes Decoder Ring, right? I know. Lucky guess.

4. I believe two is better than one, so I’m looking for a partner who feels the same. Calling all threesome lovers!

5. Hot air ballooning, parasailing, speed boats, these are some of the things that I enjoy. Insightful. She grabbed this from her essay, “What I Did on My Summer Vacation.”

6. This not really my thing, but here it goes. I’m a pretty laid back. Things I like to do include, hanging with friends. I am willing to try new thinks. You are SO right. This is not your thing. Go “new think” yourself.

7. I am asian I was born race in the Philippines I came to the us when i was 19 yrs. old i was mired the age of 17 yrs. old i am slender. I got $5 for anyone who can decipher this shit.

8. I’m in no rush– but also don’t plan to become a serial dater. Make your own one up here, folks. I got nothing. :p

9. The constant evolution of self makes this difficult to write, as does the filter of subjectivity. This is called “writing with a thesaurus”. Tempting, but no thanks.

10. Most people when they first meet me, first say “Wow your tall”, I guess the second thing they notice is my curly hair. Wow, you’re tall. Love the curls. Kathy’s got Fleetwood Mac on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: New Beginnings and Happy Endings

1. Special ed teacher searching for a special love! I cannot tell you why, but I found this line incredibly creepy.

2. Do you like to have fun??? Then maybe you’ll like me!! Probably not. Next!

3. Looked for love in all the wrong places. So, you came to that internet cesspool that we call a dating site. Almost a good idea.

4. Click On Me …!!! Blow me.

5. I am a recently separated with one child who is four years old my son means the world to me so whoever I meet would have to be able to hit it off with him (he’s really cool). I dread the sap who tries to pass her 4 year-old son test. Yech.

6. Here’s to new beginnings and happy endings. I am ready for a happy ending. I am good at those. Then why not end before we start? You good at those, too?

7. What I did New Years, here’s the whole story: partially edited by me. I’d read it but I prefer a professional editor.

8. Are you strong enough to be my lover? I’m not feeling this, so pass.

9. Active, hardworking teacher looking to meet someone whoknow how to balance work and play. I am praying you aren’t an English teacher.

10. who will fill your heart with joy of true love,who will give you a embrace when you feel down,who will make you stronger to face to this world each day,what kind of things will make you have a smile on you face from deep in your heart,I am that one I hope,I’m far from perfect but thank God created me as me! Even God can have an off day it appears. Kathy’s got The Rolling Stones on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: The Fear of God

1. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. Sometimes a mouth says what is invisible to the brain.

2. I am not a righteous one, but I don’t like being judged by strangers. So if you don’t know me, don’t say anything about me unless you want me to do the same to you. I mean this in the nicest possible way: Fuck off.

3. C’mon get tapping that keyboard…. before I slip off this ‘Mortal coil’! I’m gonna sit right down and tap myself an email and make believe it came from you.

4. I am old enough to know what I deserve…players. I betting you’ll get them.

5. I want to be honest, I can write many things about me, not the person I will look at my profile want to know then wed know a little about. Clearly it is a simple request. Simple? It’s incomprehensible!

6. Sexually adventurous is big on my list. Hello threesome!

7. Personally, I don’t feel there is anything interesting about me. You really know how to sell yourself. See? I’m very perceptive.

8. If you email me and ask me to mail you off this site for what ever reason. Including you don’t get on here that often. Please do not expect me to respond. Bite me.

9. Someone who thinks I make his hour, day and life brighter….who thinks I’m wonderful….and for me to feel the same way. Is that too much to ask…an honest person? Yes. Anytime you have to ask if it’s “too much to ask for” it generally is.

10. Intellectually challenged…Don’t hate me because I am ugly — hate me because I am smart!!! Sorry I couldn’t get past ugly. I know. I’m rather shallow. Kathy’s got Heavy Metal Bands on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: The Fear of God

1. You must like to do the same things I do and is willing to try new things.

Tempting, but fuck off.

2. I like to see people being happy and strongly believe there is more pleasure in giving than in receiving. That does explain the knee pads.

3. I need a big mind, a bright heart, a good companion. Sometimes they just real need a puppy.

4. I can accept what is and especially the fear of God, so watch it. This is quite the week for Dating Profiles. How can I say this nicely? Right. Blow me.

5. Well ive decided to change my profile to things I believe in. All those lies didn’t work, eh?

6. I have my own body parts, what you see is what you get. Kinda like Frankenstein? I know, lucky guess.

7. I am not perfect and have my less good qualities as everyone else. You really need a good therapist more than a date.

8. Affectionate, Adventurous, Ambitious, Caring, Cautious, Chaotic, Considerate, Different, Disorganised, Generous, Kind, Loving, Loyal, Reliable, Romantic, Sensitive, Sensual, Sentimental, Sexy, Sharp, Smart. I’d respond to this, but I’m worn out from reading that shit.

9. I’m so different and rainbow colorful as awesome gemstone – you will be still amazed for long years…I’m curious in mysteries of the Universe, exploring the world and myself as miracle. The fact you think that you translated this English is more than impressive. The fact that it makes no sense whatsoever is the cherry on top.

In a day that not one profile made sense, yours made the least. Congratulations. Kathy’s got Blondie on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.