The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

1. Act Now While Supplies Last! Do you get the feeling this is a sale that will never end?

2. Let’s Drive Topless! If by topless you mean brainless, I am sure you do topless a lot.

3. Dance Like My Shoes Don’t Fit! I only have that happen if I dress quickly before her husband arrives.

4. No Such Thing As Too Much Cheese! If you are talking swiss, there’s some holes in your theory.

5. I Seized the day once, it was nice! I wondered what happened to that fucking day. Thanks.

6. I’m Itchin’ For a Hitchin’!!! I’m guessing you’re cruisin’ for a brusin’.

7. Takes 2 2 Tang! Besides being too lazy to actually spell two words, only one of the two that you actual write is wrong.

8. Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Officer, you just pulled me over. I’d say you do.

9. Take me by the hand and we will see! Whether your arm falls off?

10. You Had me At Get Lost! I will really have you at “get arrested”.

Tie-Breaker: Must Microwave Cats! So, you own a Chinese restaurant.