The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

1. Act Now While Supplies Last! Do you get the feeling this is a sale that will never end?

2. Let’s Drive Topless! If by topless you mean brainless, I am sure you do topless a lot.

3. Dance Like My Shoes Don’t Fit! I only have that happen if I dress quickly before her husband arrives.

4. No Such Thing As Too Much Cheese! If you are talking swiss, there’s some holes in your theory.

5. I Seized the day once, it was nice! I wondered what happened to that fucking day. Thanks.

6. I’m Itchin’ For a Hitchin’!!! I’m guessing you’re cruisin’ for a brusin’.

7. Takes 2 2 Tang! Besides being too lazy to actually spell two words, only one of the two that you actual write is wrong.

8. Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Officer, you just pulled me over. I’d say you do.

9. Take me by the hand and we will see! Whether your arm falls off?

10. You Had me At Get Lost! I will really have you at “get arrested”.

Tie-Breaker: Must Microwave Cats! So, you own a Chinese restaurant.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

1. Act Now While Supplies Last! Do you get the feeling this is a sale that will never end?

2. Let’s Drive Topless! If by topless you mean brainless, I am sure you do topless a lot.

3. Dance Like My Shoes Don’t Fit! I only have that happen if I dress quickly before her husband arrives.

4. No Such Thing As Too Much Cheese! If you are talking swiss, there’s some holes in your theory.

5. I Seized the day once, it was nice! I wondered what happened to that fucking day. Thanks.

6. I’m Itchin’ For a Hitchin’!!! I’m guessing you’re cruisin’ for a brusin’.

7. Takes 2 2 Tang! Besides being too lazy to actually spell two words, only one of the two that you actual write is wrong.

8. Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Officer, you just pulled me over. I’d say you do.

9. Take me by the hand and we will see! Whether your arm falls off?

10. You Had me At Get Lost! I will really have you at “get arrested”.

Tie-Breaker: Must Microwave Cats! So, you own a Chinese restaurant.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

1. Act Now While Supplies Last! Do you get the feeling this is a sale that will never end?

2. Let’s Drive Topless! If by topless you mean brainless, I am sure you do topless a lot.

3. Dance Like My Shoes Don’t Fit! I only have that happen if I dress quickly before her husband arrives.

4. No Such Thing As Too Much Cheese! If you are talking swiss, there’s some holes in your theory.

5. I Seized the day once, it was nice! I wondered what happened to that fucking day. Thanks.

6. I’m Itchin’ For a Hitchin’!!! I’m guessing you’re cruisin’ for a brusin’.

7. Takes 2 2 Tang! Besides being too lazy to actually spell two words, only one of the two that you actual write is wrong.

8. Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Officer, you just pulled me over. I’d say you do.

9. Take me by the hand and we will see! Whether your arm falls off?

10. You Had me At Get Lost! I will really have you at “get arrested”.

Tie-Breaker: Must Microwave Cats! So, you own a Chinese restaurant.

The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday, Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.

1. I can fix your car. I wonder how many cars he will fix without getting a date, before he sees the mistake of this approach.

2. I think it really sad to know that time really flies when you have fun and I want to fly real slow…..Because I dont want to loose the moments…Guy get a clue: There is a fine line between sounding romantic and sounding like a complete loon. You have crashed through that barrier.

3. What u c is what u get. R U 4 real?

4. I am not just a man of funny sometimes disturbing pictures and no words. I don’t know about your pictures, but I would testify in court that you are disturbing, not funny and a man of no words (that make ANY sense).

5. From the ashes rises Spirit and Magik. And then the golden mongoose swoops down and takes you to Cynidar, a planet where Spirit and Magik can duel. Now you can go and find them.

6. Frick Looking For Frack. Frack yourself.

7. I know it’s there..somewhere. Ladies, bring that magnifying glass if you are interested.

8. Hey! Wadda you know don’t go til you know M. The preceding is an example of our new, fastest growing dating site, “Retards Are People, Too.”

9. I link therefor I am. You stink therefore you are…alone.

10. I am easy to get along with, even befor you know me. But after they know you, you are a drunk with a very mean streak. A fixer upper of sorts…

Tie-Breaker: My last Horrah. And then you’ll go away, right?

That’s the Tuesday edition of what is supposd to be a humor blog. So okay, the WTIT Blog is still a work in progress. We may have a special post here next time. Try us. It might not suck.

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