The WTIT Tape Radio Blog reveals the answers that we have submitted to Mimi Lenox’s Dating Profile of the Day’s weekly contest called “The Comeback Challenge.” While similar to our “Dating Profiles of the Week”, this is much harder. Being able to select the profile is SO much easier. The contest is a lot of fun. Every Saturday (or now is it every other? sometimes I find it rather confusing since she even struggles with the new concept…), Ms. Lenox posts the profiles and contestants have until midnight on Monday to email her their responses. Spelling and grammar errors are from the profile’s original on-line post. The profile statements are in bold.
1. Let’s hang it sideways in an open lot. I don’t know. I think it sounds painful.
2. A Loyal Gentleman With Good Roots. If this gentleman ever has to plead his case in court and no one believes him, would they say that he didn’t have a root to stand on?
3. Step up to the plate. OK, but even one heater that’s too close to my noggin and I’m outta here.
4. This ride ain’t over yet…get on. Everyone keep their hands inside your seat until this ride has come to a complete stop.
5. Five People Rolled Into One Seeks Same. In other words, “Multiple personality disordered man seeks same. There would be ten of us.” How cool is this gonna be!
6. I will need to hoo you. I can see why’d you think that. It seems to be a common observation people have after spending time with me. I won’t hoo you. Sorry.
7. I’m tired of being an “Idiot Magnet.” Gee, sharing this was almost a good idea. Hey everyone, this one over here loves idiots!
8. You had me at Hellno! You didn’t have me at all. Look, you’ve got to pick the right song. At this stage of the competition you have got to bring your “A” game each and every time. I was bored tears. It’s really touch and go for you at this point. Sorry!
9. Over forty victim of fate. So you quote obscure Jimmy Buffett songs. That’s a talent I am sure comes in handy!
10. My Boat Needs An Anchor. And your head needs a brain. Dude it must suck to be you.
Tie-Breaker: I Gots What You Need. If it’s brains, go help the whack job from the last question.
That’s the Tuesday edition of what is supposd to be a humor blog. So okay, the WTIT Blog is still a work in progress. We may have a special post here next time. OK, so the odds are really against that. Try us, anyway.There is that long shot that it might not suck. Same time. Same blog.
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