Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Did you know that Zsa Zsa Gabor has a daughter that is a comedian? Oh, for some of you Gen X’ers first want to know whom the fuck Zsa Zsa is. She is a celebrity whose age is somewhere around 114. She is her generations’ Paris Hilton. She’s a star but no one really knows what she did. Mostly she did some acting in guest shots on TV and a few movies. She did a lot of game shows as well. It was her equally inept sister Eva who starred on Green Acres. Zsa Zsa also got married, a lot. We mean even by our standards (Count them: 9 times).

Back to the daughter: Her name is Francesca Hilton and yes she is Paris Hilton’s aunt by marriage. She hates her mother’s current husband, some dude who calls himself Prince Van Anhalt. She wrote to her current stepfather, “Dear Fred von Anhalt: I have learned so far to put up with your unsubstantiated attacks against me. Recently, a U.S. Court of Law put a stop to your behavior toward me. I have learned now to be quiet concerning your recent puzzling rants about me because I have considered the source. But now that you have turned on my niece Paris, I cannot remain quiet. The horrible things you have said about her are so crazy, so vicious and so self aggrandizing that it makes me sick.” What could anyone say badly about Paris that could turn out to be false?

We are really trying to understand the current mess of a life that Britney Spears is leading. She is still battling for visitation with her children. The judge in the case has said she needs to have a psyche evaluation before he’d even consider it. Not only won’t Britney consent to it, her family is so convinced that she is bipolar that they scheduled an intervention. Britney took off with her current beau, photographer Sam Lutfi. Attorneys of ex-hubbie K Fed have subpoenaed the boyfriend to testify presumably against her. This week Brit and her attorney petitioned the court yet again for supervised visitation.

The judge asked where Britney was since had been seen in the courthouse. Her attorney had no idea. Surprisingly, this did get her motion granted. We would grant her anything personally, as long as she promised to go away and never record another song. Paris Hilton checked in on this by saying that Britney is a wonderful friend and mother. Paris also suggested that Britney should do some porn, “It worked for me. No one knew whom I was before that wonderful video of me giving head. It might re-launch her career and you never have to worry about saying the wrong thing!” Right, Paris. This is from Britney’s “close friend”, the one who spent New Years with Spear’s ex.

So American Idol is back for its seventh season. That means it is time for people who get that “golden ticket” to have their backgrounds checked. So far Perrie Cataldo who stated his wife was killed by being at the wrong place at the wrong time, has a criminal record. It seems after he got kicked out of a bar for fighting, he returned with a gun. No one thought that was a great move. He was convicted of concealing a weapon, a misdemeanor.

London Wiedberg, who had her trip delayed while she was by the side of her dying dad, was the “feel-good” story this week, and the woman has chops. Kristie Lee Cook said she sold a horse to come to the auditions. She audition and failed in San Diego and sold the horse to head to Philly. In last night’s telecast she made it through to Hollywood. While we haven’t a fucking clue if the horse story is true, Hollywood Gossip.com has a picture that suggests at least she has ridden a horse.

In a story that hits close to home to us, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name yet again. The reason this has interest to us is because of the day job we have selling liquor. The premium vodka Ciroc, reached a deal with Combs that actually gave him a huge part ownership in the product. So those commercials you see with him and Ciroc are not simple endorsements, he has a large vested interest in the brand. When we were in a store yesterday we explained the significance of Puff Daddy and the brand. The manager asked, “Isn’t his name P. Diddy?” We explained that yes he has gone by that name as well. In addition he has been just Diddy, just Puffy and once Puff the Magic Dragon. His new name? Sean John. Next week we will explain to that store this latest change.

That’s it for a Thursday. Parts of today’s post made no sense and we recognize that. We hope you had a great time in whatever you did today. The WTIT Blog will be here for again tomorrow.

Dating Profiles of the Week

will be here next time.

Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Did you know that Zsa Zsa Gabor has a daughter that is a comedian? Oh, for some of you Gen X’ers first want to know whom the fuck Zsa Zsa is. She is a celebrity whose age is somewhere around 114. She is her generations’ Paris Hilton. She’s a star but no one really knows what she did. Mostly she did some acting in guest shots on TV and a few movies. She did a lot of game shows as well. It was her equally inept sister Eva who starred on Green Acres. Zsa Zsa also got married, a lot. We mean even by our standards (Count them: 9 times).

Back to the daughter: Her name is Francesca Hilton and yes she is Paris Hilton’s aunt by marriage. She hates her mother’s current husband, some dude who calls himself Prince Van Anhalt. She wrote to her current stepfather, “Dear Fred von Anhalt: I have learned so far to put up with your unsubstantiated attacks against me. Recently, a U.S. Court of Law put a stop to your behavior toward me. I have learned now to be quiet concerning your recent puzzling rants about me because I have considered the source. But now that you have turned on my niece Paris, I cannot remain quiet. The horrible things you have said about her are so crazy, so vicious and so self aggrandizing that it makes me sick.” What could anyone say badly about Paris that could turn out to be false?

We are really trying to understand the current mess of a life that Britney Spears is leading. She is still battling for visitation with her children. The judge in the case has said she needs to have a psyche evaluation before he’d even consider it. Not only won’t Britney consent to it, her family is so convinced that she is bipolar that they scheduled an intervention. Britney took off with her current beau, photographer Sam Lutfi. Attorneys of ex-hubbie K Fed have subpoenaed the boyfriend to testify presumably against her. This week Brit and her attorney petitioned the court yet again for supervised visitation.

The judge asked where Britney was since had been seen in the courthouse. Her attorney had no idea. Surprisingly, this did get her motion granted. We would grant her anything personally, as long as she promised to go away and never record another song. Paris Hilton checked in on this by saying that Britney is a wonderful friend and mother. Paris also suggested that Britney should do some porn, “It worked for me. No one knew whom I was before that wonderful video of me giving head. It might re-launch her career and you never have to worry about saying the wrong thing!” Right, Paris. This is from Britney’s “close friend”, the one who spent New Years with Spear’s ex.

So American Idol is back for its seventh season. That means it is time for people who get that “golden ticket” to have their backgrounds checked. So far Perrie Cataldo who stated his wife was killed by being at the wrong place at the wrong time, has a criminal record. It seems after he got kicked out of a bar for fighting, he returned with a gun. No one thought that was a great move. He was convicted of concealing a weapon, a misdemeanor.

London Wiedberg, who had her trip delayed while she was by the side of her dying dad, was the “feel-good” story this week, and the woman has chops. Kristie Lee Cook said she sold a horse to come to the auditions. She audition and failed in San Diego and sold the horse to head to Philly. In last night’s telecast she made it through to Hollywood. While we haven’t a fucking clue if the horse story is true, Hollywood Gossip.com has a picture that suggests at least she has ridden a horse.

In a story that hits close to home to us, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name yet again. The reason this has interest to us is because of the day job we have selling liquor. The premium vodka Ciroc, reached a deal with Combs that actually gave him a huge part ownership in the product. So those commercials you see with him and Ciroc are not simple endorsements, he has a large vested interest in the brand. When we were in a store yesterday we explained the significance of Puff Daddy and the brand. The manager asked, “Isn’t his name P. Diddy?” We explained that yes he has gone by that name as well. In addition he has been just Diddy, just Puffy and once Puff the Magic Dragon. His new name? Sean John. Next week we will explain to that store this latest change.

That’s it for a Thursday. Parts of today’s post made no sense and we recognize that. We hope you had a great time in whatever you did today. The WTIT Blog will be here for again tomorrow.

Dating Profiles of the Week

will be here next time.

Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Did you know that Zsa Zsa Gabor has a daughter that is a comedian? Oh, for some of you Gen X’ers first want to know whom the fuck Zsa Zsa is. She is a celebrity whose age is somewhere around 114. She is her generations’ Paris Hilton. She’s a star but no one really knows what she did. Mostly she did some acting in guest shots on TV and a few movies. She did a lot of game shows as well. It was her equally inept sister Eva who starred on Green Acres. Zsa Zsa also got married, a lot. We mean even by our standards (Count them: 9 times).

Back to the daughter: Her name is Francesca Hilton and yes she is Paris Hilton’s aunt by marriage. She hates her mother’s current husband, some dude who calls himself Prince Van Anhalt. She wrote to her current stepfather, “Dear Fred von Anhalt: I have learned so far to put up with your unsubstantiated attacks against me. Recently, a U.S. Court of Law put a stop to your behavior toward me. I have learned now to be quiet concerning your recent puzzling rants about me because I have considered the source. But now that you have turned on my niece Paris, I cannot remain quiet. The horrible things you have said about her are so crazy, so vicious and so self aggrandizing that it makes me sick.” What could anyone say badly about Paris that could turn out to be false?

We are really trying to understand the current mess of a life that Britney Spears is leading. She is still battling for visitation with her children. The judge in the case has said she needs to have a psyche evaluation before he’d even consider it. Not only won’t Britney consent to it, her family is so convinced that she is bipolar that they scheduled an intervention. Britney took off with her current beau, photographer Sam Lutfi. Attorneys of ex-hubbie K Fed have subpoenaed the boyfriend to testify presumably against her. This week Brit and her attorney petitioned the court yet again for supervised visitation.

The judge asked where Britney was since had been seen in the courthouse. Her attorney had no idea. Surprisingly, this did get her motion granted. We would grant her anything personally, as long as she promised to go away and never record another song. Paris Hilton checked in on this by saying that Britney is a wonderful friend and mother. Paris also suggested that Britney should do some porn, “It worked for me. No one knew whom I was before that wonderful video of me giving head. It might re-launch her career and you never have to worry about saying the wrong thing!” Right, Paris. This is from Britney’s “close friend”, the one who spent New Years with Spear’s ex.

So American Idol is back for its seventh season. That means it is time for people who get that “golden ticket” to have their backgrounds checked. So far Perrie Cataldo who stated his wife was killed by being at the wrong place at the wrong time, has a criminal record. It seems after he got kicked out of a bar for fighting, he returned with a gun. No one thought that was a great move. He was convicted of concealing a weapon, a misdemeanor.

London Wiedberg, who had her trip delayed while she was by the side of her dying dad, was the “feel-good” story this week, and the woman has chops. Kristie Lee Cook said she sold a horse to come to the auditions. She audition and failed in San Diego and sold the horse to head to Philly. In last night’s telecast she made it through to Hollywood. While we haven’t a fucking clue if the horse story is true, Hollywood Gossip.com has a picture that suggests at least she has ridden a horse.

In a story that hits close to home to us, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name yet again. The reason this has interest to us is because of the day job we have selling liquor. The premium vodka Ciroc, reached a deal with Combs that actually gave him a huge part ownership in the product. So those commercials you see with him and Ciroc are not simple endorsements, he has a large vested interest in the brand. When we were in a store yesterday we explained the significance of Puff Daddy and the brand. The manager asked, “Isn’t his name P. Diddy?” We explained that yes he has gone by that name as well. In addition he has been just Diddy, just Puffy and once Puff the Magic Dragon. His new name? Sean John. Next week we will explain to that store this latest change.

That’s it for a Thursday. Parts of today’s post made no sense and we recognize that. We hope you had a great time in whatever you did today. The WTIT Blog will be here for again tomorrow.

Dating Profiles of the Week

will be here next time.

Same time. Same blog.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Nicole Kidman deemed it necessary to deny the rumor that she is pregnant. Also not pregnant are Kim Basinger, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Heather Mills, Marie Osmond and Blog Author Ann Clemons.

Lindsay Lohan appears to have more demons then was originally reported. Besides alcohol and drug addiction, she is rumored to be a sex addict as well. Followed by the press, in a twenty-four hour period Lindsay was photographed with three different men. Said Lindsay, “I have not or ever had been a sex addict. I am discreet when having sex. I feel obligated to investigate the size and condition of the penis of every man that I meet. If they get aroused by this simple quirk, I tend to say ‘What the fuck?’ and do them. I do meet many men this way.”

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Los Vegas this past weekend. People Magazine reports that Kevin spent the night in Paris’ hotel room. You can’t make this shit up. Kevin considers Britney a crappy role model? While it is true that Paris and Britney are as dumb as fucking rocks, it may start a new legal strategy for Britney in her child custody battle. However when asked about it yesterday Britney’s only stellar remark was, “If Kevin marries Paris would that make her my step mother?” The children have no chance of a meaningful life what-so-ever.

According to Pamela Anderson, she and husband Rick Solomon may work out after all. “We thought we were no longer in love,” stated Pamela, “because of us sleeping with other people. But than at a orgy thrown by one of my friends, Kevin was in one of the rooms from which I had to chose. After we had sex and turned the lights on and discovered we were together, we laughed ourselves silly. Rob insists I stop saying that Tommy had the best genital package I ever had. So I agreed. I said ‘I can do this for our love’s sake, Peanut Penis.’”

Bud Weiser’s father graced the front page of the sports page of the Hartford Courant today. The article focused on Bierne’s days as captain of UConn’s basketball team in the 1940’s. It also caught up with his jazz singing at a club called Jakes in Wallingford, CT. To read the Courant click here. While this story has nothing to do with this fucking feature, we knew there would be hell to pay if we left it out.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Nicole Kidman deemed it necessary to deny the rumor that she is pregnant. Also not pregnant are Kim Basinger, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Heather Mills, Marie Osmond and Blog Author Ann Clemons.

Lindsay Lohan appears to have more demons then was originally reported. Besides alcohol and drug addiction, she is rumored to be a sex addict as well. Followed by the press, in a twenty-four hour period Lindsay was photographed with three different men. Said Lindsay, “I have not or ever had been a sex addict. I am discreet when having sex. I feel obligated to investigate the size and condition of the penis of every man that I meet. If they get aroused by this simple quirk, I tend to say ‘What the fuck?’ and do them. I do meet many men this way.”

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Los Vegas this past weekend. People Magazine reports that Kevin spent the night in Paris’ hotel room. You can’t make this shit up. Kevin considers Britney a crappy role model? While it is true that Paris and Britney are as dumb as fucking rocks, it may start a new legal strategy for Britney in her child custody battle. However when asked about it yesterday Britney’s only stellar remark was, “If Kevin marries Paris would that make her my step mother?” The children have no chance of a meaningful life what-so-ever.

According to Pamela Anderson, she and husband Rick Solomon may work out after all. “We thought we were no longer in love,” stated Pamela, “because of us sleeping with other people. But than at a orgy thrown by one of my friends, Kevin was in one of the rooms from which I had to chose. After we had sex and turned the lights on and discovered we were together, we laughed ourselves silly. Rob insists I stop saying that Tommy had the best genital package I ever had. So I agreed. I said ‘I can do this for our love’s sake, Peanut Penis.’”

Bud Weiser’s father graced the front page of the sports page of the Hartford Courant today. The article focused on Bierne’s days as captain of UConn’s basketball team in the 1940’s. It also caught up with his jazz singing at a club called Jakes in Wallingford, CT. To read the Courant click here. While this story has nothing to do with this fucking feature, we knew there would be hell to pay if we left it out.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we usually collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

Nicole Kidman deemed it necessary to deny the rumor that she is pregnant. Also not pregnant are Kim Basinger, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Heather Mills, Marie Osmond and Blog Author Ann Clemons.

Lindsay Lohan appears to have more demons then was originally reported. Besides alcohol and drug addiction, she is rumored to be a sex addict as well. Followed by the press, in a twenty-four hour period Lindsay was photographed with three different men. Said Lindsay, “I have not or ever had been a sex addict. I am discreet when having sex. I feel obligated to investigate the size and condition of the penis of every man that I meet. If they get aroused by this simple quirk, I tend to say ‘What the fuck?’ and do them. I do meet many men this way.”

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline partied together in Los Vegas this past weekend. People Magazine reports that Kevin spent the night in Paris’ hotel room. You can’t make this shit up. Kevin considers Britney a crappy role model? While it is true that Paris and Britney are as dumb as fucking rocks, it may start a new legal strategy for Britney in her child custody battle. However when asked about it yesterday Britney’s only stellar remark was, “If Kevin marries Paris would that make her my step mother?” The children have no chance of a meaningful life what-so-ever.

According to Pamela Anderson, she and husband Rick Solomon may work out after all. “We thought we were no longer in love,” stated Pamela, “because of us sleeping with other people. But than at a orgy thrown by one of my friends, Kevin was in one of the rooms from which I had to chose. After we had sex and turned the lights on and discovered we were together, we laughed ourselves silly. Rob insists I stop saying that Tommy had the best genital package I ever had. So I agreed. I said ‘I can do this for our love’s sake, Peanut Penis.’”

Bud Weiser’s father graced the front page of the sports page of the Hartford Courant today. The article focused on Bierne’s days as captain of UConn’s basketball team in the 1940’s. It also caught up with his jazz singing at a club called Jakes in Wallingford, CT. To read the Courant click here. While this story has nothing to do with this fucking feature, we knew there would be hell to pay if we left it out.

Welcome to WTIT: The Blog’s weekly edition of our warped version of Celebrity Gossip. We will bring you the important news of the famous people whom we collectively hate the most. We don’t let journalistic integrity interfere with a feature. If you love this feature please email your blogroll and beyond. If you don’t, there might actually be hope for you yet. Let’s get this over with:

We guess it is hard to write any gossip without something about Britney Spears. She has actually done something smart: She hired a driver. Now why is this not obvious to celebrity (for the sake of this post we will call them) partiers? Now we have a driver, Hamied. It’s not like we are his sole source of income, but if we are drinking he is driving. Rich people can’t figure this out? The bad news is the driver is quitting. Now Hamied would not do this. But driving a Tape Radio DJ to Max’s or picking up the Queen at the airport was rather easy work. Hamied doesn’t have to deal with paparazzi. Britney’s driver decided he was not a fan of photographers. Come to think of it, why don’t the cameras follow the world’s most famous Tape DJ around? Go figure.

Lindsay Lohan was sober for the Thanksgiving weekend. To show his support, her boyfriend went into Manhatten and partied all weekend. That is all have we have. We know there should be a punch line here, but celebrities and rehab? It is all rather sad. So write your own punch line.

Paul McCartney was reported seen kissing and hanging with Rosanna Arquette. Now this may be the fifth lady he’s been seen with since his separation with Heather Mills “Can’t Grab Enough of His Money” Mills. Those who know us understand that we are a huge McCartney fan. Let’s hope he finally realizes that being single and dating around is not SO bad. It is not like he will ever be alone, if he wants company. Or for that matter, if he wants anything. Can you imagine that power for say, an hour?

Since we started this feature we find there is a lot written about Amy Winehouse. We follow music and have seen her name on the charts, but honestly never heard her, or until this feature, heard of her. Not that means anything. Since God invented the iPod we listen just a bit less to newer music. So let’s see the pics. Here’s Amy getting something out of her purse during a concert. And then is Amy snorting said something.

Here is Amy’s fashion statement. (And yes that is a tampon string.)

We are sorry to end on such a tasteless story. That does it here for a Hump Day here on WTIT: The Blog. NaBloPoMo ends Friday! YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS! So, we will be back tomorrow with something truly spiritual. Check that. The only spirits here are of the alcohol variety. See you then. Same time. Same blog.