Did you know that Zsa Zsa Gabor has a daughter that is a comedian? Oh, for some of you Gen X’ers first want to know whom the fuck Zsa Zsa is. She is a celebrity whose age is somewhere around 114. She is her generations’ Paris Hilton. She’s a star but no one really knows what she did. Mostly she did some acting in guest shots on TV and a few movies. She did a lot of game shows as well. It was her equally inept sister Eva who starred on Green Acres. Zsa Zsa also got married, a lot. We mean even by our standards (Count them: 9 times).

Back to the daughter: Her name is Francesca Hilton and yes she is Paris Hilton’s aunt by marriage. She hates her mother’s current husband, some dude who calls himself Prince Van Anhalt. She wrote to her current stepfather, “Dear Fred von Anhalt: I have learned so far to put up with your unsubstantiated attacks against me. Recently, a U.S. Court of Law put a stop to your behavior toward me. I have learned now to be quiet concerning your recent puzzling rants about me because I have considered the source. But now that you have turned on my niece Paris, I cannot remain quiet. The horrible things you have said about her are so crazy, so vicious and so self aggrandizing that it makes me sick.” What could anyone say badly about Paris that could turn out to be false?

We are really trying to understand the current mess of a life that Britney Spears is leading. She is still battling for visitation with her children. The judge in the case has said she needs to have a psyche evaluation before he’d even consider it. Not only won’t Britney consent to it, her family is so convinced that she is bipolar that they scheduled an intervention. Britney took off with her current beau, photographer Sam Lutfi. Attorneys of ex-hubbie K Fed have subpoenaed the boyfriend to testify presumably against her. This week Brit and her attorney petitioned the court yet again for supervised visitation.

The judge asked where Britney was since had been seen in the courthouse. Her attorney had no idea. Surprisingly, this did get her motion granted. We would grant her anything personally, as long as she promised to go away and never record another song. Paris Hilton checked in on this by saying that Britney is a wonderful friend and mother. Paris also suggested that Britney should do some porn, “It worked for me. No one knew whom I was before that wonderful video of me giving head. It might re-launch her career and you never have to worry about saying the wrong thing!” Right, Paris. This is from Britney’s “close friend”, the one who spent New Years with Spear’s ex.

So American Idol is back for its seventh season. That means it is time for people who get that “golden ticket” to have their backgrounds checked. So far Perrie Cataldo who stated his wife was killed by being at the wrong place at the wrong time, has a criminal record. It seems after he got kicked out of a bar for fighting, he returned with a gun. No one thought that was a great move. He was convicted of concealing a weapon, a misdemeanor.

London Wiedberg, who had her trip delayed while she was by the side of her dying dad, was the “feel-good” story this week, and the woman has chops. Kristie Lee Cook said she sold a horse to come to the auditions. She audition and failed in San Diego and sold the horse to head to Philly. In last night’s telecast she made it through to Hollywood. While we haven’t a fucking clue if the horse story is true, Hollywood Gossip.com has a picture that suggests at least she has ridden a horse.

In a story that hits close to home to us, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name yet again. The reason this has interest to us is because of the day job we have selling liquor. The premium vodka Ciroc, reached a deal with Combs that actually gave him a huge part ownership in the product. So those commercials you see with him and Ciroc are not simple endorsements, he has a large vested interest in the brand. When we were in a store yesterday we explained the significance of Puff Daddy and the brand. The manager asked, “Isn’t his name P. Diddy?” We explained that yes he has gone by that name as well. In addition he has been just Diddy, just Puffy and once Puff the Magic Dragon. His new name? Sean John. Next week we will explain to that store this latest change.