NEW!
FROM THE MAKERS OF SOMANIACS!
Are you feeling a little “down in the mouth? Is this just a case of the blues or are you ready to throw yourself in front of a hay bailer? Then we’ve got just the thing for you! It’s called
Semi-Prozac. It just like the real Prozac but now it comes in a nonprescription form! It will make you feel great. Buy some. Try some.
Everyone will want to take some. You will become SO popular. Except for those Scientologists. They are just already naturally nuts. Let’s 
face it. When a prescription drug goes nonprescription, you just triple the stated dosage and you are there! T
he blues, forget them. The blahs? We’ll cure them. Now that those green and yellow pills that you paid through the teeth for (adding, of course to your depression), voila!
face it. When a prescription drug goes nonprescription, you just triple the stated dosage and you are there! T
he blues, forget them. The blahs? We’ll cure them. Now that those green and yellow pills that you paid through the teeth for (adding, of course to your depression), voila!
Everything will be peachy. So you wife wants to do the paperboy. No problem, you will smile. Your boss yells at you for his own mistake. No problem, you will smile. New nonprescription Semi Prozac! Use only as directed. Unless you want better results.
The preceding nonsense has no basis in scientific fact or any type of reality in general. Operators are standing by. The copy was written by Bud Weiser and Rock Rolling. Their attorneys are also standing by…
That will do us for a Thursday on the WTIT Blog. Tonight we plan to go out with Papa Weiser for some well deserved R&R. We will return tomorrow with Dating Profiles. Join us then. Same time. Same blog.
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