1. What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled? A friend had a cabin in the woods in high school. We’d go there with our girlfriends. It had the strongest mildew smell.
2. What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement? I’m not sure if I’m qualifies to answer this.
3. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing? Driving.
4. In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for? In 40 years, I’ll be nostalgic for life…
5. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? I’d hurl.
6. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Really?
7. What’s the best type of cheese? Swiss.
8. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? Can you imagine the fucker who actually wrote this question?
9. In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? The world is at your fingertips.
10. Which insect could you happily do without seeing for a good long time? Any.
11, What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? 12 year old Bud wore a Beatles wig to a movie. It was cheap & I looked like an idiot.
12. What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? Not leave. Particularly women in the morning.
13. Is cereal soup? Why or why not? Oh my god. Shoot me.
14. What is the sexiest and least sexy name? Bud & Mildred.
15. What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Frank Burns eats worms.
Enjoy your week! I sold my house & put in a bid in Phoenix! Fingers crossed! See ya!