Breaking a New Record!

Sunday Stealing: Ask Anything

1 Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed? It varies. Sometimes I want the monsters in the closet to kill me and other nights – not so much.

2 Do You Have Freckles? Here and there. Believe it or not, for attractive women I let them count them! I’m great that way.

3 Can You Whistle? Yes. Especially to hot girls. They just love getting whistled is loved just after grabbing your crouch and yelling “Baby this can be all yours!”

4 Last Song You Listened To. “Emily’s Song” by the Moody Blues is playing now. It’s from “Every Good Boy Deserves Favour”.

5 Name Something That Relaxes You. Pot. (You thought for sure I’d say a blowjob. While that is the real answer, I’m cleaning up my act.)

6 What Sounds Are Your Favourite? Music, waterfalls, rain (You thought for sure I’d say sloppy sex. While that is the real answer, I’m trying to clean up my act.)

7 What Do You Wear To Bed? It depends on who I am with. Usually my WTIT Thong impresses.

8 Do You Sing In The Shower? No.

9 What Books Are You Reading? The dictionary. Every other book is in it.

10 Do You Believe In Magic? The Loving Spoonful 1965. It’s from the album of the same name. John Sebastian was the frontman.

11 Can You Curl Your Tongue? Yes, but the curlers hurt.

12 Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly? I must have right?

13 Name One Movie That Made You Cry. “Notting Hill”. I am a sap for rom-coms.

14 Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds? Pistachios, if it’s all the same.

15 Are You A Heavy Sleeper? Some nights I’m a rock. Most nights I wake up s couple of times and drink Newman’s Limeaid.

That’s it for a late entry on a Sunday. I hope you enjoy the day. I’d say I won’t mention blowjobs or sloppy sex again, but I’d be a lying pig. I’m still being a pig, but I’m not lying about it. I met a woman once who said her ex-husband hated blowjobs. I only heard of that this one time. I guess he thought it was gay. On the bright side it was his lost. Trust me. I’ve broken my own record for mentioning blowjobs in a single post!! We’ll be back. Same time. Same blog. Less blowjob talk…

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10 comments on “Breaking a New Record!”

My husband thinks I am ready for a joint because I keep listening to Pink Floyd and “Inna goddadivida” full length version. Those are good joint songs.