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Monday Madness: The Hodgepodge Meme

1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop? I would ask the drunk photographer to be subtle or stop.  But why am I in a bad mood? Oh. They probable were scared that I’d bring Jill Hennessy or The French Twins.

2.Wedding, Cufflinks, Black And White, Bow Tie, Tuxedo You are on your way to a formal affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a wild excuse or truthfully tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your tall tale! Is it a male or female cop!

I’ll assume its female. The time it happened I tried to be charming. It worked. No ticket. Have you ever done it in the back of police car? She had handcuffs too!

3. When you drive down memory lane for the last two years of your life and look in the rear-view mirror, do you see a happy journey or a bumpy ride? Bumpy. A third divorce might do that to you.

4.  Who makes you laugh when no one else can? Harvey Wallbanger. We have similar sense of humor and irony. We also have the same taste in women. That’s led to problems. Shocking no?

5. What are your superpowers? I am both GM and Program direct at WTIT. I have held these jobs since 1967. I also work with music. I label and put the album cover, who wrote it, the year & genre in the mp3. It took four years to finish it.

6. What is the last thing you memorized? Selling liquor I had to memorize a lot so that when a new product came out we had to memorize a lot. And usually we had a new product each week.

7. Tell us something you once took that you wish you could give back? This is a long story. On Mondays my neighbor’s wife is alone because Hubby played poker on Mondays. Or mayby it was Hearts or Go Fish. I don’t remember and it, probably won’t hurt this fucking story. Of course one week he came home early. And while his wife left him to live with me. Man, did I want to return her to her husband. The guy that she sneaked during WTIT recordings. I caught he with someone. It was her ex-husband. I begged him to take her back.

8. The iPhone just gave birth to the next generation of phones. What would you name them?
 The i_____? The iPromise. And the THEY would have to promise not coming out another one for a year. It’s usually two weeks.

9.  How much mystery should be in a relationship? Is it a good thing or not? It’s a good thing as long as it doesn’t involved a secret lover.

10. What is your weekend blogging routine? After vigor study, on Saturday I play or don’t. That’s why I don’t author anymore till now.
That’s it for a Monday. Stay healthy and join us next time. Same blog. Same time.

That does it for a Monday. The late post was my fault. (Sorry) Now the hard part. Finding new players. If you could post in the comments as to what memes you play each week. It will really help. I hate the new WordPress. It makes you do block. If you want to revert it costs $300! I just used blogger and bring it over as text. We will return. Same time. Same blog.

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