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Sunday Stealing: What’s To Eat

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1. How old is the oldest expired thing in your refrigerator? 16 years. It’s old enough to drive now so I bought a junk car so it could drive off.

2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done on a date? After taking a woman to dinner she asked me to come to her house to watch a movie. I thought it was a good sign of more to come, so-to-speak. We got there. She did not have a TV. Instead I’m sitting watch “Gladiator” holding the fucking laptop and her son sat to my right (probably around ten). I made it fifteen minutes. I said something like “I gotta check in with my mom” I was 43 & no mood for bullshit. And I just left.

3. What animal most closely resembles your eating style? We are back to the meme questions from hell.

4. Have you ever sent someone a text you didn’t mean to? In a group setting a sent a text to my sister blasting the case worker for my dad. I did not realize she was on the text. I had to call her & grovel. She was cool about it saying, “You’re losing your dad. It is a very emotional period”. Classy.

5. If you could learn any language fluently, which would it be? When I worked it would have been hindi. Soi many of my owners were Indian and talked hindi to not let me know what they were saying. But, that what shortly before I broke my neck and retired.

6. Would you rather be bald or covered head to toe with hair? It’s called editing. You can change what you steal…

. Do you think you’re brave? At times I rise to it.

8. What horror fiction character scares you the most? None. I hate horror.

9. What food do you crave more than any other? Subway’s new BBQ rib foot

She looks  like Billie Eilish…

long.

10. Which holiday would you erase from the calendars, if you could? Valentines Day. It’s so phony & artificial. My ex & I just bought cards.

11. What’s the most clever word you know? Fuck or fucking. It means so many different things. I bet the ladies doing the meme won’t say this.

12. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die? Ugh. Fuck off. (See the word is great!)

13. What do you collect that nobody knows about? Sport sections when my team wins a championship. So it’s Yankees, UConn  the Pats.

14. Have you ever eaten only candy for dinner? No. I actually had a mom that frowned on that shit. Shocking?

15. Have you ever taken anything illegally across a border? No.

16. Have you ever blown your nose in anything other than a tissue? Yes & no. Yes, but no I won’t honor this question with a fucking reply.

17. Are you a good time manager? In my time I was.18. Has life been hard on you? No. I have been lucky.

19. What is the absolute worst song in the world? ” Disco Duck”

20. What is your culinary specialty? Breakfast.

That’s is it for this Sunday. If you have a meme for us to try (before we start our own new one) let us know. The more we’ve got, the more new players we will get. Thanks for you kind words about my testing yesterday. They let me go home. Had a had a problem I would have been hospitalized. Now I am waiting on my Knighthood from The Queen. Join us next time. Same time. Same blog.

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