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Sunday Stealing: Conversation Starters
What do you think is the greatest television show of all time? I’ll take all of CBS’ comedy’s on Saturday nights in the 70s. MAS*H, Bob Newhart Show, All in the Family, The Mary Tyler Moore Show and the Carol Brunett Show. I’ve never seen a better lineup.
Would you rather win a Nobel Prize or an Academy Award? Give me the Oscar.
What one food would you banish from this earth if you could? Asparagus.
What’s the scariest story you’ve ever heard? The one I saw were those four cops in Minnesota.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met? William Shatner.
What’s something you’ve done that most people wouldn’t know or guess about you? I love Big Cats. I watch animal films a lot.
You’re strapped in a rocket ship about to go to the moon. Are you thrilled? Or terrified? Both I’d think. Holy shit!
What is the correct way for toilet paper to sit on the roll? Down from the top front. Ann Landers settled it by saying on printed toilet paper comes down. So that’s it.
Talk about a mistake you made, or something you regret. My third ex-wife after our first separation.
What would be the best gift I could give you? Lots of cash.
What makes you feel better when you’re sad or stressed? Xanax.
What is the most romantic movie you’ve ever seen? Casablanca. Notting Hill. When Harry Met Sally. Tied.
What is the worst date you’ve ever been on? Dawn. There’s a story.
What is the glue that keeps couples together? Honesty.
What was your first crush? The real one was my first girlfriend Debbie.
When did your parents talk to you about the birds and the bees? 10. I came home and asked what “fuck” meant. I got way more info than I probably needed. But it all worked. Other than my parents arguing over who’d talk to me.
What is your greatest achievement? My children.
Were you close to your parents growing up? I guess.
What was the most life-changing event you’ve ever experienced? My staph infection. The anti-bionics didn’t work. I was down a year or more. Finally the doc said “There’s a new one out. I haven’t used it but its the only thing left. If it doesn’t work you will need to get your affairs in order.
Have you ever had a falling out with a friend? What happened? Yes. What happened? We had a falling out.
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