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1.) When was the first time you ever swore or said something profane? Shit, I think that if there something I’m fucking known for is to never curse and first and always realize that children could be fucking here. I see my stats. I think I get 50 readers a day. But since I only do a post or two a week, I wonder what they are reading.
2.) Have you ever had unrequited feelings for someone & been friend-zoned?
There were these twins at the public high school that I attended. (And yes I am serious. This is not about those horrible neighbors that I had. Man did they ware me out.) I switched schools to prep school in West Hartford, CT. I was hired to DJ their 15th Reunion. So I’m there telling this story of huge crush. Then one of the twins actually came over to tell me neither of them recognized me. Touche!
3.) What’s a false assumption a lot of people have about you? That I’m shy and reserved. What’s that? OK, I tried. I felt like trying to come off humble today.
4.) Have you ever questioned your sexuality? Call me gay? Or do you mean a woman that questioned frequency? No to assuming I’m gay. No, no one has ever complained about anything. Oh I misread it upon further review. No, I’ve never questioned it.
5.) If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be and why?
My dad. But celebrity? John Lennon. I wouldn’t even have to meet him (although after bringing the fucker back from the least spare a few minutes for me.
6.) What did you do on December 12th last year? Still fighting the hang over I got the night of the election. I’m still not over it. Then I have to hear Mike Francesa say “Trump hasn’t done anything bad yet. Really? How about health care? How about immigration?7.) When was the last time you truthfully told someone you hated them? To what fucking purpose would that serve? Except in divorce court. All is fair there.8.) What is your opinion on this song? What about this song? I hate Linkin Park so I’ll go with the song that wouldn’t play.9.) In less than four sentences, describe the entire plot of the last book you read. Bugger off~!
10.) Describe the appearance of the most untrustworthy person you can think of (they can be a person you’ve met or a made up person). Are they male or female or neither? What about their appearance makes them untrustworthy? Wait. If I don’t know a dishonest person? Who wouldn’t know one? But the clincher is that I can make one up. Here’s a bird to Cool Guy. The song doesn’t play and now this.
11.) What is the most cringe-worthy thing you’ve ever seen? The Donald being sworn in.
12.) What is your biggest regret? No being a career DJ.0
13.) Do you have any cousins? When was the last time you saw them? Christmas Eve 2015.
14.) Describe the worst birthday you’ve ever had. My mother has forgotten mine twice. Last year (who cares) but one when I was 10 I was crushed. My mom is rather self absorbed.
15.) When was the last time someone provoked you to the point of violence? I have not thrown a punch since the 90s. Next question!
16.) OH NOES!!!! Someone has gotten you to drink a truth potion and now you have to truthfully answer every question you are asked!!! What’s the worst possible question someone could ask you? Whether I had to get married cuz I was pregnant. I’m not that kind of boy! I did wait for sex for the wedding night each and every time.
17.) Describe, in detail, your first serious relationship. Describe how it ended. She felt bad about the sexual nature of our relationship. I’m sure she got over that by now.
18.) Introduce your best friend. Tell the story of how you met. I have two. Johnnie Walker came to Gypsy’s first official show on WTIT. I did not like a surprise but withing minutes I realized he was a nice and funny guy. Harvey Wallbanger and I had affairs with the same woman. He was an ex that remained friends. That was in 1992 or 1993 that I met him at a club where my GF and I were dancing.
19.) To the introduced friend, has our interviewee lied in any of these questions? Are you surprised by any of these answers? This must have been a rule. I saw the rules but didn’t read them. And I didn’t even read them.
20.) To finish up, what is your biggest irrational fear and how did you get it? I hate heights but I was taught it. My mom hates flights.