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Sunday Stealing: The Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter Meme

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I mentioned that I’m estranged from my youngest child of four. The other three I have fabulous relationships with. I’ve written many letters to her over the last decade and I’ve yet to get a response. Needless to say, I’ve stopped writing.

Can you change the oil on a car? Yes. I go to Jiffy Lube.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Way too many times. Although since I drive so much for my job it’s not bad at all.

Run out of gas? Yes. And in a blizzard white-out at night. A stranger pulled over and drove me to the gas station while insisting me not even pay for the tolls. I handed him thirty dollars when we parted. He refused to take it. He simply asked that I pay it forward.

Favorite kind of sandwich? Reuben sandwiches work.

Best thing to eat for breakfast? Nova, eggs and onion omelet.

What is your usual bedtime? It was 9PM weekdays and midnight on the weekends I’m up later because Kathy requires less sleep. Now it’s 10:30 & midnight.

Are you lazy? I can be.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? This is supposing that we wore the same outfit every year. That never happened until I became an adult. I usually am a Klingon most years.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?  Seriously this dude needs to get a life.

Are you stubborn? No. And if you doubt that I will punch you in the face after explaining why I’m ALWAYS right.

Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Ever watch soap operas? Man if a question ever dated a meme this one is it.

Afraid of heights? Only after three feet or so.

Sing in the car? Badly, but yes. I’m singing now. How the fuck do I sound?

Dance in the shower? Often. You can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting someone here dancing in the shower.

Dance in the car? I would have changed this question to “sex in a car”. That would not only be more interesting but also more often than putting a fucking disco ball in your car.

Ever used a gun? Once in high school. One shot and I was done. “Guns don’t kill people” is horseshit.

Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes. They couldn’t suck more. You just into the plot and some fucker starts sing about “the fringe on top”.

Is Christmas stressful? Not so much in May. Man this meme needed an overhaul…

Ever eat a pierogi? No.

Major annoyance right now? I’ve got a twenty saying Harriet will answer, “this meme.”

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Always a DJ. I should be doing that again, but I sold out to the man.

Do you believe in ghosts? No, ask not what the ghosts can do for you, ask what you can do for the ghosts. And “no” if you care.

The blog will return soon. Same time. Same blog.

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