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Sunday Stealing: The Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter Meme
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? I mentioned that I’m estranged from my youngest child of four. The other three I have fabulous relationships with. I’ve written many letters to her over the last decade and I’ve yet to get a response. Needless to say, I’ve stopped writing.
Can you change the oil on a car? Yes. I go to Jiffy Lube. 
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Way too many times. Although since I drive so much for my job it’s not bad at all.
Run out of gas? Yes. And in a blizzard white-out at night. A stranger pulled over and drove me to the gas station while insisting me not even pay for the tolls. I handed him thirty dollars when we parted. He refused to take it. He simply asked that I pay it forward.
Favorite kind of sandwich? Reuben sandwiches work.
Best thing to eat for breakfast? Nova, eggs and onion omelet.
What is your usual bedtime? It was 9PM weekdays and midnight on the weekends I’m up later because Kathy requires less sleep. Now it’s 10:30 & midnight.
Are you lazy? I can be.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? This is supposing that we wore 
the same outfit every year. That never happened until I became an adult. I usually am a Klingon most years.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.
Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? Seriously this dude needs to get a life.
Are you stubborn? No. And if you doubt that I will punch you in the face after explaining why I’m ALWAYS right.
Who is better…Leno or Letterman? Ever watch soap operas? Man if a question ever dated a meme this one is it.
Afraid of heights? Only after three feet or so.
Sing in the car? Badly, but yes. I’m singing now. How the fuck do I sound?
Dance in the shower? Often. You can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting someone here dancing in the shower.
Dance in the car? I would have changed this question to “sex in a car”. That would not only be more interesting but also more often than putting a fucking disco ball in your car.
Ever used a gun? Once in high school. One shot and I was done. “Guns don’t kill people” is horseshit.
Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes. They couldn’t suck more. You just into the plot and some fucker starts sing about “the fringe on top”.
Is Christmas stressful? Not so much in May. Man this meme needed an overhaul…
Ever eat a pierogi? No.
Major annoyance right now? I’ve got a twenty saying Harriet will answer, “this meme.”
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Always a DJ. I should be doing that again, but I sold out to the man.
Do you believe in ghosts? No, ask not what the ghosts can do for you, ask what you can do for the ghosts. And “no” if you care.
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1. What type of criminal would you be? Wow. How weird. I’m sure the middle aged women who write by answering memes (or more properly called surveys) are debating between being a bank robber or hire assassin. I bet I read “a bad one” a lot.
6. Do you smoke? Not cigarettes, no. I smoked from 12 to 20 and quit for 20 years. After my first marriage went down I started again because of bars allowing smoking in those years. It took 10 years to quit. I quit in 2004.
humor, again. I like bright attractive women. My wives and of major relationships were with ladies that shared those qualities.
Do you currently have a significant other? Yes.
Have you ever stayed up late talking to someone you like on the phone or online? Of course. A fifth grader wrote this fucker.
1) In this song/video, Ms. Sinatra’s boots make a serious fashion statement. Do you choose footwear for comfort or fashion? Comfort. In my nightclub or event DJing, I wore some crazy ass boots that hurt a lot. In the 80s I discovered Rockport shoes. Any fashion feels like sneakers. I’ve worn them ever since. I have my work shoes, dress black loafers, Oxford cordovan, dress brown & boat shoes from Rockport. I usually find better deals for them on Amazon than their own site.
name another? “Something Stupid” as in “what is creepier than singing a love song with your father” stupid.
binged watched them in order (Yes we included the bastard child “Never Say Never” and no to the first “Casino Royale” movie (There was a “Casino Royale” TV movie before the films. Barry Nelson starred as “Jimmy Bond” from the CIA and his friend Felix was from Her Majesty’s Secret Service). We just watched “Spectre” which they say is Daniel Craig’s last film. He was better received from fans than from me.
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mile-high club. Can you imagine anyone saying “no” to this? And don’t fucking tell me “priests”. I do not believe they honor their pledge of celibacy. They are men. I had a very serious girlfriend that had a Monica Lewinsky thing with her parish priest. He said “I can’t touch you because of my vow. But you can give me a blowjob, God’s cool with that…” What a pig. She finally realized what happened and complained to the state’s archbishop. She was told that if she pursued the matter SHE would be excommunicated. She had to move. She was a wonderful lady. During my separation from Kathy (we now call it her “lost weekend” after John & Yoko’s separation) I tried to call her but her phone was out of service. That number was special for her. The last digits were 1438. They stood for the letters in an expression. 1 = I. 2 = love. 3 = you. Her parents said “123” to each other as she grew up. she added the “8” to mean infinity or really “forever”. I googled her to find that she passed away.
Where is your next vacation? Let me tell you about my trip to San Diego. I went to see my son James who went their for the weather and to join a rock band to hook up with. He joined a band which became So Long Davey. They opened for major acts like The Plain White Tees. As they seemed top have a record contract after eight years of hard work struggling the lead singer quit. The songs were excellent. So James and I caught up. He lives in the tiniest studio apartment that I ever saw. And his girlfriend (Who is sweet & adorable) lives there as well. Naturally I was in a hotel.
We toured the beaches o the first day. I had never seen the Pacific Ocean before and it was fabulous. We toured the zoo (James’ girlfriend got us in for free) and the next day we went on a safari ride that was like being in Africa. We feed giraffes and rhinos. We had fabulous meals at the restaurants that they recommended. I hated traveling alone. While I did plan the trip as Kathy was moving back in, we felt that it was all about my visit with James. It was not a bright decision on a lot of levels. But it sucked mostly because it is so boring to travel alone.
Are you reading any books right now? No. As you guys know, I only read newspapers and articles online. But I did order a book for the first time in years. I’ve watched a show called Big Cat Diary for years. From 1998 until 2008 or 9, the BBC produced the show and it has run on Animal Planet ever since. It’s a virtual armchair safari. Its been called an animal soap opera because it follows a leopard family, a pride of lions and a cheetah family each season. The host are terrific, Simon King and Jonathan Scott for the first few seasons and join by Saba Douglas-Hamilton since 2002. Scott wrote a book after the show finished on a pride of the lions that tells what’s happened during and after Big Cat Diary wrapped up. He recently updated it. It’s now on its way.
1) Gamal Lewis got the nickname “LunchMoney” in 10th grade because of his round cheeks and because lunch was his favorite part of the school day. What do you recall about lunchtime in the school cafeteria? How fast that we had to eat. If your homeroom was called first you had a half hour. If last, five minutes. I still eat very fast to this day.
have you seen recently? Idol is my all-time favorite. We watch “Life or Debt”, “Bar Rescue” and “The Profit”. Fir the longest time I did not watch any reality shows, but “Bar Rescue” is sponsored by the same company whose products I sell. The other two are on the same network so their promos dragged us in.
5) LunchMoney sings that his mama made him chicken soup when he was sick. Do you eat soup all year around, only during winter months, or just when you’re battling a cold? None of the above. I only eat clam chowder (New England of course) and French onion soup and neither often.
about you and money. Did you more recently lend or borrow it? Lent it. And by that I mean gave it. You do not lend money if you cannot afford to lose it. When I do I tell the person that I will never bring it up. That’s because my dad taught me that if you are going to do something, do it graciously. I lent $5,000 to Harvey Wallbanger to open an exhibition of his art. It flopped big time. Five years later when he visited he brought me a check. He asked why I never even brought it up. I told him what I’ve just shared with you.
