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Do you hard boil and decorate eggs? We answered this yesterday, right?
How do you decorate your home for Easter? OK, now first it assumes I am a Christian. (Which I am not. Though my mom is Irish Catholic. Even she did not decorate for fucking Easter.)
Do you make/buy special outfits for yourself and your kids on Easter? This is taking a very bad turn.
What is your favorite Easter dish? Harriet was right. I can’t do this.
When did you learn the truth about the Easter Bunny? I always knew there wasn’t a real rabbit that delivered chocolate. Except in my crib. I coulda believed then.
Do you spend Easter at home, on vacation, or with family? Do you know there are Jews? Muslims? Atheists? Agnostics? Pagans? Wicken? Buddhists?
First one up on Easter morning? The rooster. Nothing like a large oops, never mind.
Go to mass or church? None of the above.
What are your favorite Easter hymns and/or choir arrangements? Does Allison even read these? (My favorite hymn is “Easter Glory in G Minor” by Roberto Fukyurface.
How many Easter egg hunts does your family usually participate in? None. I did not raise my kids Christian. So fucking shoot me.
Are you tired of eggs by the end of the Easter Season? I’m tired of egg questions.
Are Peeps good or gross? I hope (hold on)
What company makes the best chocolate for Easter time? That you (wait for it)
Lots of candy or not? Have a nice Sunday.
What is your favorite Easter candy? Whether it is a holiday or not.
Do you find plastic Easter grass hidden in places for months after Easter is over? I hope Allison wil not hate me. But this meme…
What’s your favorite color for fake grass? Sucked moose.
Wow. You can’t make this one up. Happy Easter, for those who celebrate. For all others, “fuck off”. Till we meet again. Happy trails and shit. Same time. Same blog.