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What are your Easter traditions? Rounding up all the female virgins, tie them up and wait. That was a dream thing. Normally we just eat lots.
Do you hard boil and decorate eggs? We answered this yesterday, right?
How do you decorate your home for Easter? OK, now first it assumes I am a Christian. (Which I am not. Though my mom is Irish Catholic. Even she did not decorate for fucking Easter.)
Do you make/buy special outfits for yourself and your kids on Easter? This is taking a very bad turn.
What is your favorite Easter dish? Harriet was right. I can’t do this.
When did you learn the truth about the Easter Bunny? I always knew there wasn’t a real rabbit that delivered chocolate. Except in my crib. I coulda believed then.
Do you spend Easter at home, on vacation, or with family? Do you know there are Jews? Muslims? Atheists? Agnostics? Pagans? Wicken? Buddhists?
First one up on Easter morning? The rooster. Nothing like a large oops, never mind.
Go to mass or church? None of the above.
What are your favorite Easter hymns and/or choir arrangements? Does Allison even read these? (My favorite hymn is “Easter Glory in G Minor” by Roberto Fukyurface.
How many Easter egg hunts does your family usually participate in? None. I did not raise my kids Christian. So fucking shoot me.
Do you make deviled eggs out of leftover Easter eggs? Huh? Though I love deviled eggs.
Are you tired of eggs by the end of the Easter Season? I’m tired of egg questions.
Are Peeps good or gross? I hope (hold on)
What company makes the best chocolate for Easter time? That you (wait for it)
Lots of candy or not? Have a nice Sunday.
What is your favorite Easter candy? Whether it is a holiday or not.
Do you find plastic Easter grass hidden in places for months after Easter is over? I hope Allison wil not hate me. But this meme…
What’s your favorite color for fake grass? Sucked moose.
Wow. You can’t make this one up. Happy Easter, for those who celebrate. For all others, “fuck off”. Till we meet again. Happy trails and shit. Same time. Same blog.
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Best answers ever. LOL
oh, and the whole WordPress thing is annoying me.
Untl you get used to it…
Thank you.
This morning my minister told us about the pre-schooler who heard the Ressurection story in Sunday School last week and said, “So Jesus was a zombie?” To make it better, the kid is the minister’s son. Now that I couldn’t make up.
Have a good holiday, Bud. Hope your dad can get in front of a TV on Wednesday. It’s Wrigley Field’s 100th anniversary and there will be much fanfare.
Thanks Gal! The last time the Cubbies were in the Bronx I saw Jeter hit his only grand slam!
I’m so glad that I dedicated my answers to you this week……I knew you would nail it…… 🙂
It was rather fun! I hope Allison isn’t upset…
Good answers. So glad when the Christian holidays are gone and we can get back to good ol’ secular life.
I am SO with u there…