WTIT: The Blog

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1.)Do you like Valentine’s Day? No. It’s not real. It’s a Hallmark Holiday to sell cards.

2.)Are you going to celebrate it? Since it’s a Friday night we might. We haven’t really discussed it.

3.)Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Friends or someone Special? My wife IS my best friend. I’ll be by her side.

4.)Pink or red? Black or blue? Your turn.

5.)Candy Hearts OR cards? Punch in the stomach or one in the jaw? Your turn.

6.)A short kiss or a big hug? Oh fucking shoot me.

7.)What are your plans for V-day? This is just question two wrapped in different paper.

8.)What would be the best gift to receive? A radio station. It can be a small one if you’d like.

9.)Would get back with any of your ex’s for V-day? [editor’s note: Bud misread the question. He thought he was asked if he’d like to get things back from an ex…] The massive amounts of jewelry I gave my first wife. Hate is a strong word. But I really, really really don’t like her. I’ve made a lot over how bad my ex The Dragon Lady is, but compared to my first wife, The Dragon Lady was a class act.

10.)Is there a food or beverage you associate with V-day? Smirnoff. But I associate a lot of days with it.

11.) What are your thoughts on “Love at first sight”? I only believe in lust at first sight. If it ever turns to love, you think it was at first sight. Love takes time to happen in anyone other than your children.

12.)Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Yes. But not once a new lover is involved. Or, in my experience, they fall back in love with you which forces you to cut it off. Usually right after you give them a last roll in the hay for old times’ sake.

13.) If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating or relationships what would it be? Don’t get married until thirty so you neither make a huge mistake or take your eye off the ball for your career. 

I took my dad out to a piano bar. The meal was $200 + tip. (he paid!) Seeing him sing again: Priceless. It’s the first time I’ve done it in years. He hadn’t drank in a long time and is very frail. He got very drunk but had a great time. At 88, it is a new ballgame. I had to undress him and get him to bed. Kathy drove us (an hour & a half that she’ll never get back) and was terrific. Meanwhile, we are trying to get our blog legs back. The tough part is not playing the Bud Weiser single skirt chaser. Of course I was never as heartless as I portrayed which I think came across since most of this blogs readers have always been women. But I’ve been with Kathy just about four years, so I will have to be funny without playing a single guy. Kathy is my third wife. Last night my dad said I got it right this time. Peace & love. We will return. Same blog, same time.