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Lust and/or Lust

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 28, 2012
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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this off a blogger named  Hui Lin from the blog Conversations with an Imaginary Audience. It’s 200 questions, so we will do it in parts. She does not state where she got it from. But this is someone who could not come up a separate screen name and a blog name. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!  

Sunday Stealing: The Imaginary Meme, Part Two
 

21. Have you felt that life is like being on a roller coaster? Only the ups and downs. Life isn’t much like getting your ticket collected. Now death, on the other hand, is.

22. Favorite year so far? This one because if you ain’t where you are at then you’re nowhere.

23. Do you consider yourself religious? You mean a Nazi like the Pope? (He was in their youth movement – true. Now just in: How ’bout a whistle blower get jailed for disclosing mass corruption. Really?? True, too.

24. How do you dress to impress? My extremely tasteful WTIT Thong and boat shoes.

25. Have you ever been to Connecticut? I live here. That’s why I asked this fucktardian question.

26. Do you eat sushi? Yes. You asking me out?

27. Would you smoke pot providing there was no risk or driving involved? Why the fuck didn’t I change this question?
28. What do you think of Idol Winner Phillip Phillips?? The best Idol ever.

29. Do you believe that animals have souls? I do not participate in fairy tales unless it involves young kids and Santa. Or a sexy Mrs. Claus would do.

30. Who did you last talk to? Share, if you dare. Your mommy. Time for you to go home.

31. What is one thing that always annoys you? Stealing these memes. Look, it’s not like I don’t try. I gotta rewrite half the fucking questions. I mean, do you really think a meme I stole (always from a blog that usually has gone SOL in 2007) asked about Phillip Phillips? Yet overall, the whole process bites. But, I could quit and leave that Patrick and his Place to be the only weekend memes. But how many “Name six places you’d rather be?” can we all take?

32. Do you believe in a higher being? It really depends on whether it is homegrown or not.

33. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? I’ve had a couple of interesting nights, but love? That would be a no.

34. Any plans for this weekend? We had our “engagement photos” shot. We were in a picturesque park near Northampton, MA. We found a great restaurant and really had a terrific time. What we will use 75 shots of us with flowers for, is anybody’s guess.

35. Would you like to rule your country, if you could? Tempting, but no.


36. Do you like watching films about the nature of animals? This is one of my questions. I spend hours watching why animals behave the way they do. My dad and I watched PBS specials and Wild Kingdom every week growing up. That is, if there wasn’t a game on. And there were a lot of games. My day, to this day, can watch 20 hours of sports a day. Me? I check in on my teams every now and then. Except UConn. I don’t miss a minute of basketball.


37. What’s the difference between lust and/or lust? This may be my all time stupidest typo.

38. Do you have a soul? Yep, but I’d sell it for the right price.

39. One best friend or many good friends? Does that one friend have good weed?

40. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? This was painful. Maybe I’ll spontaneously combust before next Sunday. Have a great week…

That’s it for today on
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Enjoy your week.
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But I Really, Really, Really Don’t Like Her

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 26, 2012
Posted in: Saturday 9. 4 Comments

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme calledSaturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. Let’s begin!

Saturday 9: Self Esteme

Collage of DJs through the years lightly.
1. How was your self esteem growing up? I guess I was a bit insecure until I hit high school and we started WTIT. After that, I became the party master. When I was exiled to a boys school my junior year, everyone thought I’d not make any friends. After all, they’d been at that school together since seventh grade. As it worked out, they all wanted to join WTIT and be a friend. No it wasn’t my charm or the lure of Tape Radio, but rather it was sole based on one thing: I knew girls. Lots of them.
2. Do you ever have a hard time with morals? No. I’ve consistently ignored them.
3. Do you eat in bed? If yes, what? In my single days I’ve answered this question by saying, “Don’t you mean, ‘If yes, who?’” I still can’t beat that.
4. What was the last movie you hated and why? Kathy has this movie that was literally filmed in tobacco country in my town. We now live a mile from where it was shot. It starred Troy Donahue as a Casanova of sorts. His acting was dreadful. Every time he and some girl kissed, they literally lunged at each other. I’m convinced that he was gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. It was call Parrish (after Donahue’s character) and it’s plot was non existent.

5. Have you ever felt that you lost it all? If yes, explain. Yes. In a period in thirteen month period I had to close my business of ten years, while my wife distanced herself emotionally from me. Had I not had four young kids, I would have left her earlier. Now she’s the only person on this planet that I hate. And I know “hate is a strong word”.
6. Have you ever been stalked? Just a couple of times. Once for a week or two as I was trying to decided between two women that I was seeing. One of them started following me. It ended when she confronted me. Since we were not in a committed relationship, I ended it there and she went away. So I guess she really doesn’t count. The weird part is that she’s a friend of my sisters, so I still see her from time to time. I introduced her to Kathy at my sister’s wedding. The other is a cyber stalker who I had a relationship with (we met from the blogosphere) over 5 years ago. Why she comes here to read my shit now is anybody’s guess. But it’s creepy and so is she. As much as I dislike her, I hope she meets somebody else that is more important than I was.
7. Do you believe in ‘self help’ for problems, or do you prefer therapy? I believe in Smirnoff, rock music, WTIT, The Beatles, friends, family and Kathy. That’s reality.

8. What celebrity do you think should make a run for office? No one should run. You just become part of the problem.

9. Do you believe in happy endings? (We do. That why this is the last question!) Only in memes. That’s it from Post 1770. Peace…
Enjoy your weekend. 
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We ALL Thought It Would Be Sexier

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 20, 2012
Posted in: sunday stealing. Leave a comment

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this off a blogger named  Hui Lin from the blog Conversations with an Imaginary Audience. It’s 200 questions, so we will do it in parts. She does not state where she got it from. But this is someone who could not come up a separate screen name and a blog name. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!  

Sunday Stealing: The Imaginary Meme, Part One
 

1. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? We have a new winner in the “All Time Stupidest Question One” in a meme.


2. Who do you have a celebrity crush on now? I’m loyal to Jill Hennessy.

3. Would you date someone you met online? I have, yes.

4. Do you wear underwear always? No. I shower without them.

5. Do you hate yourself at times? Only for the fucktardian memes that I steal.

7. Do you like dirty movies? Yes. My favorite is “Hell Cat Mud Wrestlers”. But I imagine everyone will say this.

8. Could you believe Josha Ledet was voted off Idol? Yes. Somebody had to go.

9. When was the last time that you bought a car? 18 months ago.

10. Have you ever been camping? Fortunately only once. Now I only do Marriotts.

11. How many times a day do you go on facebook? 3.7 X per day. On the average. But I did have to check my “login” to determine the average, multiple it by the days of the year and then divide it by “Who the Fuck Cares?”

12. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? Dark Shadows. I thought Kathy’s acting was the best. I’m thinking Oscar!

13. Have you ever worried that you’d cut off a limb? Not till you asked me.

14. Where did you get your last email from? Some Nigerian Princess. It only cost me two hundred bucks to help her bank $3,000,000,000. I’ll get a clean 3 mill. I am so excited that I pissed in my pants. Wow. I gotta change my response to question one.

15. Favorite website? Hellcat Mud Wrestlers dot com.

16. Are you down with ghetto?  No, I’m up with it.

17. Will the world end in fire or ice? Ice. On Tuesday March 17, 3256.

18. Do you believe in the afterlife? No. But it’s a comfortable thought that I could be wrong.

19. Would you be upset if facebook stopped working? Life would go on and I’d get friends the old fashion way, earn them.

20. How did you start your blog? It was at gunpoint in 2006.

That’s it for today on
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We will return.
Just a fair warning.
Peace & love, friends.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.


The Day Disco Music Died

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 20, 2012
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From Rolling Stone:  Disco legend Donna Summer died this morning in Florida at the age of 63, family sources have told the Associated Press. The singer had been battling cancer for some time.

“Early this morning, we lost Donna Summer Sudano, a woman of many gifts, the greatest being her faith,” reads a statement from the singer’s family. “While we grieve her passing, we are at peace celebrating her extraordinary life and her continued legacy. Words truly can’t express how much we appreciate your prayers and love for our family at this sensitive time.”

Summer was a five-time Grammy winner best known for smash hits including “I Feel Love,” “Love to Love You Baby” and “She Works Hard for the Money.” Her collaborations with producer Giorgio Moroder in the the Seventies broke ground for dance music and have been hugely influential on electronic music in the decades since.

Born and raised in Boston, Summer grew up singing in church before joining a short-lived psychedelic rock band. After winning a role in a touring production of Hair, she moved to Germany, where she would meet Moroder. Their collaboration on the suggestive “Love to Love You Baby,” which Summer sang with Marilyn Monroe’s breathy singing style in mind, became a huge dancefloor hit after Casablanca Records’ Neil Bogart requested a long version of the song – 17 minutes.

Summer went on to major success during the disco era, scoring Number One pop singles with “Hot Stuff,” “Bad Girls” and an unlikely version of Jimmy Webb’s “MacArthur Park.” In 2004 Summer was elected to the Dance Music Hall of Fame, and in 2009 she performed at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert in honor of President Obama.

Asked upon the release of her 2008 album Crayons whether she felt vindicated by her longevity, Summer replied, “I don’t think they made fun of my music as much as they made fun of some of the music that maybe came as a result of that whole genre. But I do think in the course of time it is nice to reestablish something and to say, ‘Okay, this stood the test of time. . . ‘ I have nothing to prove to anyone. I just get out there and do my best, and those who love it, great. And those who don’t, they’ll move on to something else.”

Additional reporting by Steve Baltin

I Couldn’t Get Through My Life Without It

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 19, 2012
Posted in: Saturday 9. 3 Comments

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme calledSaturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. Let’s begin!

Saturday 9: Somebody That I Used to Know

1. How do you feel when you realize that an impasse will cause a relationship (any type) to end? Terrific. Gee, we are off and crawling!

2. You’re planning a trip that would be an eight-hour car ride, a four-hour train ride, or a two-hour plane ride. With money and time being no object, which would you most likely choose and why? The car ride because I’m a sadomasochist.

3. What is your ideal past time on a lazy summers day? Besides the eight hour fucking car ride? I’m stumped.

4. Name a CD you own that no one else on your friends list does. Everything Changes by Julian Lennon. It’s am import CD that came out last year.

5. What’s a wish of yours? The damn election to be over so that (a) Mitt the Shit goes away. (b) The Republicans stop posturing and get something accomplished. (c) The Democrats stop posturing and get something accomplished.

6. What is something your going to do a lot of this week? Floss. I lead an extremely wild life.

 
7. Is there someone you wish would just fall off the face of this earth? The rich Republican talking heads who want to preach that everyone’s got a chance to be rich so that we raid public programs, women’s programs and educational programs so that they don’t have to pay their fair share of taxes.

8. What did you do last night? We went to a neighbors party. Our first friends in the new digs.
9. Where is the next place you’d like to go vacation? Oh Oh Mexico, I’ve never really been but I’d sure like to go. Or Liverpool. I’m rather flexible.
Enjoy your weekend. 
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There’d Be No Religious Folk

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 17, 2012
Posted in: Curious as a Cat. Leave a comment

Curious as a Cat.: Number 3231) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Why or why not?No. Why else would we all say “shit happens”?


2) How do you define the word “friend?” A friend is someone who watches out for you, listens and feels like family. No sex can be involved.

3) Name two things you think you are very bad at. Listening to opera. Listening to (c)rap.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.


My take: “Mom. I didn’t eat all the cookies. Honest!”

 

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