Sunday Stealing: The Semi Charmed Meme, Part Two

30. If you visit my hometown, I’d suggest: you eat at Max’s Oyster Bar.

31. If I could meet a couple of my blog buddies, I’d include: Allison, Gal and Diana. & Harriet! Oops!

32. Why won’t people: stop fighting. Give peace a fucking chance.

33. If you spend the night at my house: you’d be hung, too.

34. I’d stop everything for: dinner with Paul McCartney. One of my favorite radio personalities happened to sit next to him at a Yankees game. Mike Francesa (the radio person) said he meets a ton of celebs, but even he was awestruck. I was incredibly jealous. Did you know his wife Nancy got him to quit smoking pot? Yep. Another divorce on its way.

35. The world could do without: war and Republicans. They seem to go hand in hand.
   
36. The last time I got drunk I: woke up today hungover. Didn’t I cover this already?

Yesterday with granddaughter Zoey

37. My favorite blonde is: my lady, Kathy.
 
38. Paper clips are more useful than:say, hand grenades.

39. If I do anything well, it’s a well kept secret.

40. And by the way: most of the memes I steal are from dead people. Well, not the people, but the blog. Like this one. She last posted in 2009. No goodbyes, just gone. I find so many blogs abandoned. When I get tired of it all, I at least will say, “That’s all folks.” Oh. That’s all folks. Till next time, anyway…

2. Never in my life have I not collected my $200. Fuck that “do not pass ‘GO’” shit!

3. When I was five my parents decided I was on my own. Fortunately a time traveler felt sorry for me and took me under his wing. I knew him only by his native name of “Nok Nok”. So then someone always says, “Who’s there?”

This is the only pic we have from 1967.

4. High school was when WTIT was born. Galloping Gary, Bouncing Billy and I started Tape Radio and within a year we had nearly a dozen WTIT DJs. I was 15 on my first recording.

5. I will never forget to remember what’s-her-name.

6. Once I met Bonnie Raitt. I kissed her. My wife (of that time) got pissed because it lasted so long. I told her she’d get over it. You know I never asked if she did. But since that was 30 years ago, and we’ve no spoke in ten, fuck it.

7. There’s this girl I know named Jill who went up the hill. At the top she met a girl named Jack. Jill fell down as she fumbled for his belt buckle. Ooops. I got lost in a moment. My bad.

8. Once, at a bar, I ordered Ketel One. Now everyone knows that I am the poster boy for Connecticut’s own Smirnoff. However, we also sell the world’s tastiest imported vodka. Oh, and neither one paid a dime for these free ads.

9. By noon, I’m awake. Most days, anyway.

10. Last night I watched the Yanks come back from a 9-0 deficit to crush the Red Sox 15-9.

11. If only I had a brain. Or a heart. Or courage. Toto, we are not in Kansas anymore.

12. Next time I go to church it would be a wedding or a funeral. That is a lock.

13. When I turn my head right I see a poster taken of WTIT’s 20th Anniversary Party. It’s 25 years old.

14. When I turn my head left I see the yearly WTIT DJ Pics. We’ve got one up for 2012 from this month’s session, but I’m guessing we’ll redo it at my wedding. (My third if you are keeping track.)

15. What worries me most is that I trusted that Prince from Nigeria who promised to share his fortune with me after a little seed money. Who coulda seen that coming?

16. You know I’m lying when I talk about the French twins. I have said their names are Bridget and Monique. Their names are really Michelle and Mabelle. Mabelle was named after an American phone company of the last century.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is weekly WTIT recording sessions, Huey Lewis and being in my 30s.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be the one who says, “and…I…die…”. One of our first comedy movie spoofs was Romeo & Juliet. So, anytime a character has died in the last 40 plus years, he states, “and…I…die…”

19. By this time next year I will own a blog one year older.

20. A better name for me would be Mike Hunt. Not that this is at all funny forty years later, but it is the 38th anniversary of WTIT’s first Mike Hunt joke.

 

Before
reading the questions:Pick
5 TV Shows you like. They can be past or present. Hint: pick
shows that you are REALLY into. Hey! no peaking at the questions!
List them:
1. M*A*S*H

2. Crossing Jordan 
3. House

 
4. ER 

5. Two and
1/2 Men1. Who is your favorite character in 2? Jill Hennessy as Jordan Cavanagh.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1? Frank Burns.

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4? The saddest one. Set in Hawaii, Mark Greene dies.

 4. What is your favorite season of 5? The first. The kids was still a kid.

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3? Wilson and House.
6. Who is your anti-relationship in 2? Any of the female docs that they added and killed off.

 
7. How long have you watched 1? From it’s premiere through its finale.

 
8. How did you become interested in 3? I like medical shows, and House was like watching a train wreak.

 
9. Who is your favorite actor in 4? Anthony Edwards.

 
10.
Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5? M*A*S*H

 
11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3? M*A*S*H. I’ve seen them all.

 
12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? George Clooney.

 
13. How would you kill off any character in 5? A better way than they killed of Sheen.

 
14.
Would a 3/4 crossover work? Since both are medical shows, yes.

 
15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple. Nurse Kelly and Radar.16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5? Two and 1/2 Men. House only needs House. This may have been the worst Stealing ever. Sorry, folks…