So You Had a Bad Day

Welcome again to S t e al i ng which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this off a blogger named Tense Teacher of the blog Tense for a Reason. (Yes we know that we’ve ripped her off not so long ago as well. It’s pretty amazing since she stopped posting in 2007. But that’s where we live as a thief). Also, it’s long so we’ll do it in parts. She does not say where she got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Sunday Stealing: The Never Ending Meme, Ends

Jessica Lange wins a Golden Globe for AHS.

36. Have you watched
American Horror Story? Every episode. It’s Kathy’s
favorite show. The strangest part was in the finale they hinted that
next year there will be a different cast. A lot of the show is trying
to figure out who is alive and who is dead. At the end the live ones
were killed.

37. Baseball hat or toque? What the fuck is a
toque? Hello Wikipedia! Oh really? I’ll go with my Yankees cap
here.

38. Do you shampoo or soap up first in the shower?
Before or after sex?

39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with
the toothpaste? Slippery When wet.

40. Pen or pencil? Pen. I
never make a mistake.

41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Yes. I always win so it became no challenge.

42. Have you
thrown up on a plane? No. Yech.

43. Have you thrown up in a
car? No, I know you can pull over.

44. Have you thrown up at
work? What’s with the fucking vomit questions?

45. Do you
scream on roller coasters? No, I don’t go on them. I hate them. But,
I took my kids on them all the time. My daughter Heather once wrote
that when she grew up and found out, that I was a really cool
dad.

46. How many shoes do you have? Two at a time.

47.
Who was your first roommate? His name was Renard. When The Beatles
broke up our freshman year, he and his bud Frank decided that they
were to be the next Beatles. I asked “How can you do that?” He
replied that they had heard all the so song so they’d pick up where
The Beatles left off. What a moron.

48. What alcoholic
beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
Smirnoff and OJ. A Screwdriver if you will.

49. What was your
first job? I friend who appeared on WTIT at 15, Tiny Tim, got us jobs
at a country club snack bar. We had to be told not to throw the food
at our customers.

50. What was your first car? The first
Budmobile was a Chevy Impala. It exploded when a girl and I went to a
drive in and left a cigarette burning in the back seat. My sis Diane
had to be told (she was 12) not to call my folks at parties unless it
was an emergency. She called them to say (around midnight) that
“Bud’s car is on fire. The Fire Department is here. Marie (a next
door neighbor) is cooking hot chocolate in the kitchen. Is this an
emergency?” I hadn’t seen Marie in decades (her brother is Gypsy
Joe, one of WTIT’s original five DJs) until she came to my 260^th
birthday bash that Kathy threw.

51. When did you go to your
first funeral? Won’t that be when I die? So, not yet.

52. How
old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 17 if you
count college. 21 if you don’t.

53. Who was your first grade
teacher? Miss Antoinez.

54. Where did you go on your first
airplane ride? 1970 to go to a peace demonstration in D.C.

55.
When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Never did it.

Gary & Bud at The Bash

56. Who was your first best friend and are you
still friends with them? Galloping Gary who co-founded WTIT with
Bouncing Bill and I. We hadn’t spoke in years until facebook brought
us back together. He came to the aforementioned 260^th
bash.

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of
your parents’ house? Isn’t this question 52?

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Daniel Powter.

59.Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a
groomsmen? I was in so many that I’m not sure. I think it was at Many
Miles which was on the first anniversary of my first wedding.

60.What is the first thing you do in the morning? Wrestle a tiger.

61.What was the first concert you attended? Chubby Checker when I was 10.