1) What do you usually want to know about someone when meeting them for the first time? Why is this information intriguing to you? You’ve got to know whether or not they are fucktardian. It also helps if they don’t listen to country music. My fiancée will throw things when a country tune comes on the radio. I’m slightly better. I just yell and scream, running into the night.
2) What season causes you the most health problems? At the beginning of every season I get allergies of one sort or other. Most things that concern my health are constant. I’ve had 9 major surgeries, all on my spine. I’m hoping I’m done. I’ve got a lot of great things coming up in 2012. A new house and a bride are looming. I couldn’t be happier. On a related note: When are they going to cure the common hangover?
3) Do you still own any articles of clothing from your school years? Do you ever wear it/them? Bwahahahaaha. I’m 260, so no. I so wish I had my Budweiser sports coat. We had to wear jackets and ties at my school. I got sent to the headmaster over the fucking jacket. But, I loved it. Although, since it would never fit, it really doesn’t matter.
4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
My take: War of the Roses. Anyone who has gone through divorce knows how true the story in that movie was. Except for the ending. SPOILER ALERT: People general don’t die together during a divorce. It just feels like it.
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