1) What do you currently have a hankering for? Usually I’d say “Sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.” But really, my BFF Harvey Wallbanger is staying with me because my 260th birthday party is Saturday. (Harvey has lived in Atlanta since around 1995.) My GF is staying at her place. Chances of sex today (with another person) is zero. Drugs are always in my plans because of back pain. I have surgery finally scheduled for 11-15. Words fail me as to how much I’m looking forward to being fixed and returning to work.
3) What questions would you ask your great-great-grandparents if you could chat with them today? I guess like anyone, I’d love to know about their lives and what they know of our ancestors. Then I’d ask them to please put at least $100 in a savings account with my name and the year I will be around to take it out. Say like, 2011.
My take: It’s a toy truck. My next thought it is that fucker next to it small.
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give you spiritual awareness.