There Was Something About the Way She Wore Ears

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Monday Mayhem: 7 Stupid Questions About Peanut Butter

Harriet’s Mission Statement: Today we are going to play 7 stupid questions about peanut butter. For each question, simple leave an answer.

1. Why do people like to eat jelly with peanut butter? It’s great on your partner’s naked body. Although some start without me.

2. How do you make your PB & J? I generally start by spreading on the woman’s naughty bits.

3. Crunchy or Smooth? Smooth as silk.

4. Who makes the best peanut butter? Annette Funicello.

5. Besides in a sandwich, what’s the best way to eat peanut butter? I think I’ve covered this. Although finding images of a woman doing this shit was rather bizarre. I mean in a “I make up dumb shit and people actually do it” kind of way.

6. Jam or jelly? Jam spreads easier.

7. Share something with us about peanut butter. I’m shocked as shit that I’m doing a meme about it. But Harriet’s too cool to not try it. (And sorry this pic is kinda gross. But it beat the more graphic ones.)

That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog for a Monday.

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