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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this a from a blogger named Cheryl of the blog Mad Baggage. She states that she ripped it off as well, but doesn’t say where. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Sunday Stealing: The Lucky 33 Meme

1. Can you cook? Nothing you’d care to eat.

2. What was your dream growing up? To write the funniest meme responses in the history of meme responses.

3. What talent do you wish you had? I’d love to teach the world to sing.

4. Favorite place? Here. Because if you are not where you are then you are nowhere. (Col. Potter to B.J. on M*A*S*H)

5. Favorite vegetable: Cucumbers.

6. What was the last book you read. The dictionary because it has every other book in it.

7. What zodiac sign are you? Gongerling. It is one of those new fuckers.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Man if you don’t get this fucking question enough. No. And no.

9. Worst Habit? None. Pass me the Smirnoff, please.

10. Do you personally know anybody on Blog? Yep. Guess which ones.

11. What is your favorite sport? Today it’s baseball. Go Yanks!

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Fuck off.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an lift with someone of the opposite sex? What a fucktardian question. There’s only perhaps a million conditions left out to make it impossible to answer anything but it depends..

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Question 13.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I’ve had eight major surgeries.

16. Do you have any pets? I love my virtual dog Happy.

17. Do you know how to do the macarena? This meme was written in 1995.

18. Is the sun shining where you are now? This one is worse than 13.

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? How about stupid?

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I’d like my 25 year-old body back. If you see it, let me know.

21. Would you be my good angel or bad angel? Bite me.

22. What color eyes do you have? It’s a blue job thing.

23. Ever been married? Ha. Too many times.

24. Bottle or Draft? Neither. Pour me another Smirnoff.

25. If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it? Before or after I figured out the fucking exchange rate?

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? A 12 year old from 1995 wrote this fucker. Now I get it.

27. What’s your favorite bar to hang at? The Dialtone Disco Dome.

28. Do you believe in ghosts? I believed in Patrick Swazey.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Sex. Duh.

30. Do you swear a lot? Shit, no.

31. Biggest pet peeve? Bad waitresses. Yesterday Kathy and I found the worst waitress. To ask for the menus back she barked, “Excuse meeee”

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Perfect.

33. In two words, how would you describe yourself? Fucking perfect.