WTIT: The Blog

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. Let’s begin!

Saturday 9: Sleeping to Dream

1. Do you ever go to sleep to simply dream? No. But dreams can certainly be interesting and frightening.

2. When you’re having trouble staying awake, what are some things you do to make sure you don’t drift off to sleep? Drink a bottle NyQuil, like everybody else does.

3. What’s most likely to cause you a prolonged period of not enough sleep? Threesomes.

4. When you’re going through a prolonged period of not enough sleep, what parts of your daily routine are likely to change, and how? When I am not sleeping I tend to lie awake.

5. In what ways does your personality change when you go through a prolonged period of not enough sleep? Man, this is the worst Sat-9 ever.

6. Who in your life seems regularly to have not enough sleep? Just shoot me dead.

7. When you’re sleeping, do your closer friends tend to be male or female? Why do you think that is? If I am having a sex dream, it is with women. If a work dream, it is with men.

8. If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be? I’d love to be just a singer in a rock ‘n roll band.

9. In a dream, is your past something that you can go back to? Almost entirely. Perhaps we work out issues. I know. I’m the first to conceive of that. We’re back with Stealing.