1) When was the last time you got out the arts-and-crafts box (paints, paper, chalk, whatever) and created something? I would have stopped finger painting in the first grade until recently my neighbor’s wife suggested I try again on a different canvas.
2) You’re riding an elevator when the power goes out. Five minutes later, the pregnant woman next to you goes into labor. What do you do? Gee. I think I’d have to deliver the kid. I’ve watched four delivered. How hard could it be? It has got to be easier than actually being the woman who is doing the delivery.
Johnnie Walker and Bud Weiser
3) Write a haiku (first line 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, third line 5 syllables) about the last meal you ate.
Johnnie Walker decided to cook
Pork of the roasted variety and sides
We ate and we ate.
4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
It’s the finger painting my neighbor’s wife showed me to prove an interesting canvas is a must. She did admit that my idea of painting on her was so much fun in the shower afterwards.
After a radio, nightclub and television career of over 25 years,we
still write and perform comedy with essentially the same group of guys
that we started with over 50 years ago. We began as WTIT: Tape Radio and
have kept the moniker ever since. We did comedy using this "WTIT Tape
Radio" station as the backdrop. it is also a journal of a group of
friends done in a radio morning show format playing the music of the
era. We have every recording. We interviewed our girlfriends before “The
Prom” or whatever. We shared growing up, getting married and having
kids on WTIT. Later it was stories of divorces, new wives or girlfriends
If you’re here for a laugh, we hope you enjoy your visit. If you’re here
because of a cosmic accident where all of the web except this blog has
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