1) When was the last time you got out the arts-and-crafts box (paints, paper, chalk, whatever) and created something? I would have stopped finger painting in the first grade until recently my neighbor’s wife suggested I try again on a different canvas.
2) You’re riding an elevator when the power goes out. Five minutes later, the pregnant woman next to you goes into labor. What do you do? Gee. I think I’d have to deliver the kid. I’ve watched four delivered. How hard could it be? It has got to be easier than actually being the woman who is doing the delivery.
Johnnie Walker and Bud Weiser
3) Write a haiku (first line 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, third line 5 syllables) about the last meal you ate.
Johnnie Walker decided to cook
Pork of the roasted variety and sides
We ate and we ate.
4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.
It’s the finger painting my neighbor’s wife showed me to prove an interesting canvas is a must. She did admit that my idea of painting on her was so much fun in the shower afterwards.
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