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Rockin’ with Bud Now 10 AM -3 PM

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 30, 2011

Posted in: Curious as a Cat. 4 Comments

1) You’re out to eat a nice birthday dinner with your family when the waiting staff marches out from the back room with a cake. With everyone around singing happy birthday, you decide this is the moment to make that life-changing announcement you’ve been considering. What is it? I’m back into radio playing the hits for you & me. But I’ve got “future generation” money in the bank.

2) What’s the last movie you rented? Was it any good? Rented? Jeez. I owned a chain of video stores in the 80s. But who still rents? Maybe if you count pay per view.

3) What holiday annoys you the most? Easter. I am sick of making up a story why I don’t want to celebrate any factious icon’s story. That said, I do enjoy Xmas. As I respect whatever you believe. But “arisen”? If he were John Doughnut, wouldn’t we all laugh?

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one.

“I’m looking important!”

“You’re a fat ass.”

“I fucked your wife.”

“Then you better get yourself to the doctor.”

“Where is the white man’s news cameroids?”

The WTIT Blog shall return.

We are never gonna
give you spiritual awareness.

But please join us next time anyway.

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Just Another Manic Monday, Harriet Style

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 30, 2011

Posted in: Monday Mayhem. 5 Comments

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Monday Mayhem: The Crummy Weather Meme

Harriet’s Mission Statement: Rumor has it that this is the coolest place to be on a Monday. Today we are focusing on crummy weather. Answer each question as you feel and don’t forget…Have fun!

1. What city, in your opinion, has the crummiest weather? Loud thunder. It doesn’t scare me, but it freaks out Michelle and MaBelle (Have I mentioned the French twins who are my neighbors?) and we actually sometimes have to stop fooling around and watch The fucking Weather Channel.

2. What kind of weather is the crummiest weather that your current home experiences? Just icy sidewalks. After eight back surgeries, I hate falling down. Or up, for that matter.

3. When the weather alerts and alarms go off, what do you do? Squat, put my head between my knees and kiss my ass goodbye.

4. What is the crummiest weather event that you have personally ever experienced? I drove through an April blizzard in the late 70s where I was driving 12 miles between the businesses I owned. I had to pull off the road and stay at a hotel that night.

5. Where would you rather be stuck for a month- somewhere where there is 20 inches of snow and below freezing temps or somewhere where it is painfully hot and humid? Both these options suck moose. Give me the snow job I guess.

6. What kind of weather keeps you indoors? Almost any. Although Kathy gets me out to do all sorts of crazy things. I always have a good time. It helps that I’m crazy about her.

7. Tell us the name of one famous person and the kind of weather you would wish upon them. John Boehner and his fucking job creators. At least Warren Buffet had the balls to say not taxing him and all the billionaires more is just not right. Give Boehner the worst imaginable weather.

8. If you were the official ruler of all weather, what kind of weather would you make happen? San Diego weather everywhere but ski slopes.

9. What kinds of weather do you dread? I saw the damage from a tornado in Springfield (MA). It was horrifying.

10. What’s your weather like today? Sunny, dry and 75. As it should be.

That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog for a Monday.

We will return again.

Unless we don’t.

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Sail the Wind

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 29, 2011

Posted in: sunday stealing. 4 Comments

Welcome again to S t e al i ng which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this a blogger named Riona from the blog I Run Seattle. She states she got it from “the even-cooler-than-I-thought” Trish. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Sunday Stealing: The August 20 Meme

My two older grandkids: Lindsay (5) Lauren (8)

1. What’s for breakfast? Today it was Diet Coke as I finished a leg of my vacation from NJ from CT. I spent time with my daughter Heather, husband Alec and granddaughters Lindsay and Lauren.

2. Do you read a newspaper daily? Yes. The Hartford Courant. It is the oldest newspaper still in circulation in the US.

3. What do you do when you can’t sleep? Sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.

4. Say a word that sums up your mood. Apprehension. I’m dealing with more medical shit.

5. Do you remember your dreams? Yes. (and mostly no.) I had a dream on my vay kay that let me manipulate the dream. Very cool.

6. Name something from your dream last night. Then the third girl in our foresome said, “Bud, not a lot of guys could do that, bravo!”

7. Name a food that describes you. Beatles on the rocks.

8. Today you are wearing: A Beatles tee and sweats. Hurricane Irene’s on its way. Gonna kill us all. Might as well go out in style.

9. What’s in your pockets? Squat. I have sweats on.

10. Did you sing in the shower today? Just the first side of Sgt. Pepper.

11. What’s the last song you heard? Sail the Wind by Loggins & Messina.

12. Looking forward to the holidays? It’s still August. Leave me alone.

13. Where do you want to be this instant? No sciatic nerve pain.

14. What’s for lunch? Perhaps some shit in the fridge.

15. What’s something you would like to do soon? Have a get together with all my kids and grandkids at the same time.

16. Reading anything now? What is it? Threesome Monthly.

17. What’s for dinner? Fried Eagle wings with a touch of hand padded filets of calf with appropriate seasoning of paprika, garlic pepper, onion salt, gongerling, turtle eggs and a pinch of nutmeg.

18. A favorite part of the day is: Taking a Naked Orgy break.

19. Are you happy? Yes, I’m on break.

20. Guess how many people will do Sunday Stealing this weekend? 36. It’s gone from 20 to 90. But it averages 40. It’s a vacation month so I’ll go low here.

That’s it for today on
WTIT: The Blog.
Enjoy your Sunday…
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Just a fair warning.
Peace, my friends.
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That’s Where I Wanna Be

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 28, 2011

Posted in: Saturday 9. 12 Comments

Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. Let’s begin!

Saturday 9: I Fought the Law

1. Have you ever been on the wrong side of the law? Yes. I was a pirate in the Great Lakes. Here’s to loot life, love and loot! Oh course I know that’s the Captain Morgan slogan. But since I sell it can’t I be a pirate? OK, I’ll sit in the corner.

2. What was the last thing you described as either “surprisingly good” or
“surprisingly bad?” AJ Burnett, the Yankee’s pitcher could not be worse than if he was being paid by the opposite team. Not a surprise now, but from what the fans expected he is so surprising bad I wanna hurl.

3. When was the last time you unintentionally surprised someone else? The time my neighbor’s wife wrote in a text, “He’ll be gone by 12.” I thought she meant lunch time. I showed up in nothing but a rain coat. Her husband was clearly unhappy, but was surprised.

4. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone else? I told the French twins that I wasn’t in the mood on October 3, 2003.

5. What do you hope is different in your life by August 2012? Living in a house sounds nice.

6. What is something that you’ve never done that you secretly are dying to do? If I wanna do something, I do it. Secrets are for the young and the married.

7. What was the last really funny movie you watched?. Alice in Wonderland: The Adult Musical. I don’t know which was better the blowjobs or the horrible singing. Ah, who am I kidding?

8. Who is the last person you greeted at your door? Some bozo from kirby vacumes offering me a free rug cleaning. I explained not only were they the second group this week but I’ve been told these “scouts” not only don’t get paid but also have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Nice.

9. If you could live in any ancient city during the height of the quality of its society and culture, which one would you choose? Atlantis. Way down belong the ocean. We’re back with Stealing.

We’re glad that you stopped by.
Enjoy your weekend.
WTIT: The Blog will return tomorrow with
Judd Corizan and his Band
Singing from the Britney Spears Christmas Album
Join us for Sunday Stealing!

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The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 25, 2011

Posted in: WTF - W. 2 Comments

W.T.F. Wednesday: A Black Cat Crosses the Path of a Feather-clad Betty White

1) (Since Bud keeps saying I need a sexier opening question …) You decide to change doctors, and your new doctor turns out to be one of the sexiest people you’ve ever met. Does his/her extreme attractiveness make you feel awkward when you talk about very personal, intimate health details? I appreciate your effort. Although why anyone would care what I thought is damn strange. But really, only the first half of this sucker is sexy. Instead of asking whether you’d be uncomfortable with health questions, you should have asked “If they made a very unethically pass at you with a slow tender kiss, would you report them or do the nasty?”

2) Today (August 24) is International Strange Music Day. What is a type of music or a specific song some people would consider strange but you really love? While I’m not a parrot head, I really like Jimmy Buffett. He is someone it seems you love or hate. I think he writes the cleverest lyrics and could stand up to anyones lyrics. I do acknowledge his music relies on a certain amount of “bags of tricks” so I do understand why some people can’t stand him.

With Jill, before her marriage.

3) If someone mailed you a care package, what items would you hope were included? No items, just Jill Hennessy if it’s all the same to you. She did say that once that bozo of a husband got her two kids that she’d be back. She just keeps texting “Really soon. Promise.” Yea, right…

4) Are you ever concerned when a black cat walks in front of your car? With my driving it should be the cat that is concerned.

Kjerstin Gruys & her 15 minutes of fame.

5) UCLA student Kjerstin Gruys has vowed to go an entire year without looking into a mirror, including six months leading up to her wedding. Do you think you could go even a month without looking in a mirror? No. And UCLA student Kjerstin Gruys is a fucking idiot.

We had been looking for a project together.

6) Fashion-forward people seem to be flocking to feathers lately to accent their outfits. Feathers are being used in jewelry, being braided into hair, and designed right into dresses. Will feathers be weaved into your wardrobe? Not unless I was playing Tonto in a community theater play. And I’d have to have a great co-star.

7) What are your thoughts on arranged marriages? I think all marriages are equally disastrous.

8) According to a Reuters/Ipsos study released last week, “Golden Girls” actress Betty White is the most popular and most trusted celebrity in America. What celebrity would you consider to be the most trustworthy? Brian Williams. While he is a bit over the top, lectures a bit and is against energy conserving light bulbs (That part REALLY bugs me. Why should we still use the original light bulb? Should we use typewriters, Polaroid film and Model T Fords?) I do get a feeling that he’s trustworthy and has no political agenda.

9) On the other hand, who do you feel is the least trustworthy celebrity? Mel Gibson or Charlie Sheen. Oh and OJ Simpson.

10) (Question courtesy of an old episode of the TV show “Scrubs”) If you or your significant other were pregnant and if there was a test to see if your future baby would turn out gay, would you have the test done out of curiosity? No. We all know what this would lead to.

That’s that for a Hump day.

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Holy Moly

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 23, 2011

Posted in: Curious as a Cat. 8 Comments

Our friend hosts this meme. It always has some of the best questions out there.

Curious as a Cat.: Number 285

1) Today, whose mouth needs to be covered with duct tape? Michelle Bachman.

2) You are a zookeeper, and one day a shady-looking man brings in what he calls an “exotic animal.” This animal is in a wooden box with small air holes on the top and the box is stamped DANGEROUS. He throws a picture on your desk and you look at the strangest creature you’ve ever seen. Describe it, and tell what you’re going to do. Before or after I shit in my pants?

with Lauren

3) Share three good things about your life right now. Kathy’s back in my life, I’ve got a great job and I’m on vacation this week, so I’m spending a couple of days with my daughter and my older grandchildren.

with Lindsay

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. No story. Any pic with Jesus in it is a bit beyond my ability to quantify it.

The WTIT Blog shall return.

We are never gonna
give you spiritual awareness.

But please join us next time anyway.

Same time. Same blog.

Did We Need to Go There

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on August 23, 2011

Posted in: Monday Mayhem. 5 Comments

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Monday Mayhem: Just Another Random Monday

Harriet’s Mission Statement: Simply answer the random questions.

1. What is your favorite day of the week? Hump Day. When it falls on a Saturday.

2. What kind of restrictions should there be on wearing Speedo swimsuits? You can’t be bigger than a 32 inch waist.

3. You know how there are the so called “fashion police”? What kind of police would you like to be part of and why? Tea Bagger Police. I’d just round them up and lock them away.

4. Have you seen any good movies this summer? Which one(s)? None. But Kathy and I plan to see the Planet of the Apes prequel this week.

5. What is your best comeback for a totally self-absorbed narcissistic individual? I tend to just exit the room. I usually say “I hear my mom calling. Gotta run…”

6. What restaurant meal should we stay far away from? The Golden Shower restaurant. Trully a brilliant name.