Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play meme with Judd and the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off a blogger known as Myne Whitman from the blog of Myne Whitman Writes. She states the she got tagged thanks to Sting, the Nigerian Scorpio, for “tagging me in this free therapy”. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. So let’s go!
Complete the Sentences:
When I’m alone I feel…sometimes surprisingly complete. Other times not so much. Do you think it could be a mood thing? I’m just spit balling here.
When I’m surrounded by people I feel…it’s party time. Hey Snake! Throw somebody in the pool! Time for a naked conga line!
One thing I hate is…computer problems. When I tried to back up my music library on an external hard drive, I lost most of it. Fortunately, I’m rather ingenious I rescued it all for about $10
When I’m feeling sad I…try to get the girl all the bad guys want.
When I daydream it’s usually about…sex. It’s a law, If a guy doesn’t say that he could get thrown out of the club.
I’m afraid of…growing old alone. But then I think, what’s next? There always seems to be someone.
I’m happiest when…I am with naked women.
If I could change one thing about myself it would be…a tad more flexible. You won’t believe this but when you are about to turn 260 years-old you tend to stick with what works.
The family member I am closest to is…not going to be revealed here. But let me say, that as I was reminded recently I have a great family and friend support. That makes it hard to pick one.
If I was really honest with my father I would tell him…at 85 it’s time to stop hitting on 20-somethings. Gees. You’d think he’d figure it out. I mean, he’s got a fucking mirror.
If I only had one more day to live I would…order Smirnoff and hookers. I know. I did get that plan from Charlie Sheen.
If I was really honest with my mother I would tell her…to take a chill pill.
One thing about me that nobody knows is…that I’m afraid whether I’ll ever get put back together.
I hope that someday in the future…I will fall in love again. It’s not a bad place to be.
When I think about my family I feel…I need therapy. Not for my family, but for this 100th entry about them.
Something I’m really embarrassed about is…as much as I love music that I cannot sing it.
One thing I feel really proud of is…that I’m a good dad.
One thing I like about blogsville is…that it is apparent that I had the time to waste.
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