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Cheers to all of us thieves!
Fruitgoogle: The premier gay search engine. (Sorry, I know that was wicked. I couldn’t help it. My deepest apologies if I offended you.)
Ambytime: Some call it “daylight savings time”. But when the stripper named Amby thought of it, it was called Ambytime. When President Wilson discovered that his mistress was a stripper, he renamed it.
Asscactus: It is what the cactus sits on while it rests.
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? My Chevy Malibu. It’s much cheaper if you put the parts together yourself.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? My chess set. I was an amazingly smart child.
54. How many TV’s are in your house? Two.
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Get a blowjob.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? Like breaking into a Judy Garland song of particular fame.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Yes because I dream about sex a lot.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? Yes. She told me that I wouldn’t live through the week. She then proceeded to offer to buy my credit cards for one hundred dollars. She explained that I didn’t need them anymore.
59. What is your idea of paradise? The first thing to come to mind is owning a house again.
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? It? Yes I go to the fucking Church of Cousin Itt.
61. Do you believe in Hell? Even less than I believe in Cousin Itt.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t? I’ve owned a Tape Radio station since the ’60s.
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? The night that I told the French twins that the evening was going to be all about them
64. Have you gone to WTIT’s facebook page and hit “like” yet? If not, why not? (No pressure.) Can you believe that I could steal a meme that had this question? OK, it was a shameless plug. I am good at shameless.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t? Blaze’s Birthday.
66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does? President’s Day.
67. What’s the best joke you ever heard? An old man begs his wife for a blowjob. He reminds her that in his whole life he had never had one. She states that if she did that, he would never respect her again. He states that it would never be so. So she complies. After it, the phone rings. The old man answers it. He yells to his wife, “The phone’s for you, cocksucker.”
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Sammy’s House of Sluts in Vegas.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed? I just dye the gray into it.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I am definitely a “what you see is what you get” kinda guy.
71. What is under your bed right now? The usual stuff, like dead bodies.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? Blow me.
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? No. I drive too much for work to get speeding tickets all the time.
74. What is the world’s best song to dance to? Reasons by Earth, Wind and Fire, with Kathy.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? In the WTIT studio to Reasons by Earth, Wind and Fire, with Kathy.
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Hmmm too bad when I copied the questions the shameless plug wasn't there. Great minds think alike with fruitgoogle. LOL Happy Sunday
OK, I admit it. I laughed at the joke. And will no doubt repeat it. Perhaps even taking credit for it.I love thinking of you and Kathy dancing around to Earth Wind and Fire. (You like her, Bud. Don't deny it. You DO!)
My favorite of your answers is imagining you breaking out in song–the Judy Garland variety.
You must not get outside very often….Cousin Itt rocked!!!!Have a great rest of your weekend!