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Welcome to Monday Mayhem! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Monday Mayhem: More Random Questions

1. Are you concerned at all with the possibility that radiation leaks could head your way? No. But then, I do actually have a brain.

2. What is the one thing that you will always go cheap on? Reading glasses. It’s not so much being cheap for cheap’s sake, it’s that I break or lose them so quickly. Now I buy them at a dollar store.

3. What would you buy that price would have no limit? I have not found that thing yet.

4. Name a TV show that could be about the stupidest thing ever. I think mostly all reality shows fall into this category. We think that one show WE like is the exception. But it is not. They really are all fucktardian.

5. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten? Don’t you mean “who”? (I know I always do that. I go for consistency if nothing else.)

6. If it were really hot out and you were at the beach, would you go in the water even if it was dirty or full of jellyfish? No. I’d get my white ass out of the sun.

7. Can you teach old dogs new tricks or is it just not worth the effort? Harriet, my virtual dog can’t learn tricks. You’re the one who sleeps with them. You tell us!

8. What makes comfort foods taste so good? You cannot be serious. Isn’t that why we call them that?

9. How do you like your steak cooked? Rare.

10. Have you ever stepped on something and had it stuck in your foot? That would have been hard to avoid.

11. We’re looking for viral video theme ideas. What’s your best idea for a viral video day? My absence. I’m sure it will go great. And probably better without me. I like doing original stuff. It’s the reason I dropped out of Weekend Funnies. Which is probably why Shikara doesn’t stop by here anymore. It’s impossible to please everybody. So, as far as this fucking blog goes, I just try to please myself.

12. What is your twitter handle? Can we follow you? It’s WTIT. I think I’ve posted twice. So, there’s not much to follow. I much prefer facebook. That’s a wrap on Mayhem. See you next time!!