Cheers to all of us thieves!
|Johnnie Walker and Bud Weiser on Superbowl Sunday|
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Gees, for a guy of 259 years, you ain’t so bad.
2. How much cash do you have on you? At the moment not a penny. I blog in the nude.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Bore. I’ve got to help you write your fucking poetry?
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? The cell is in my bedroom. This computer is not. I’m not ready for all that exercise yet. Sorry.
6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? I have one. Surprising it sounds just like a fucking phone.
|So Long Davey at L.A.’s House of Blues|
7. What shirt are you wearing? My So Long Davey Tee that my son James gave me when he came home in January. It’s his band and they rock.
8. Do you label yourself? Yes. Very hip old white guy.
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing? When you blog in the nude, shoes are not an option.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? Had I only proofed this fucker. My bad.
12. What does your watch look like? I haven’t worn a watch in 20 years.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was watching Star Trek Enterprise. That’s the one with T’Pol. See, sometimes this shit all comes together.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? People know not to text me. Email me or phone me. My last text was from Verizon thanking me for upgrading my cell plan. They do not pay attention to what I want.
15. Where is your nearest 7-11? About 10 miles away in the next town. Great fucking question, btw.
16. What’s a word that you say a lot? Fucking. As in, “I’m glad this fucking meme is over.” We are mixing it up and changing our blog features. Tomorrow we will explain. Thanks for reading today’s nonsense. Peace and love…