> On Thursday WTIT: The Blog does a meme called Thursday Thunks that has been written by Berleen and Kimber. We all thought it had ended and it is great that it’s back!

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of April Showers and the number 93888..

1. If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? On the moon. Everyone sits alphabetically, according to height.

2. Taken from InsanityCafe Forums: If ghosts exist and are around us now, what happens if all life on Earth is destroyed? Would ghosts remain or also be destroyed? If ghosts are energy and energy on the planet is destroyed, wouldn’t it destroy ghosts? The ghosts would remain. There’d be a fucking lot more of them, however.

3. How do you know you live in the real world? There is no real world. The Matrix was real.

4. What the best/worst April Fools Day joke that has ever been played on you? Same question for one that you have played on someone else. One of my wife’s said she filed for divorce. I called an attorney. She said it was a joke. I said I hoped that she’d enjoy the single life. I also told her her jokes sucked. I wonder whatever happened to that one?

5. If you could pick the last year of your life, which would you pick and why? Stardate 83544.47. Why? It has a ring to it.

6. April showers bring May flowers. Have you ever been stuck in a rainstorm? No. What do April blizzards bring?

7. Grapes. Green or red/purple? Seeded or seedless? Can we go back to the ghost shit?

8. Someone knocks at your door asking where your neighbor lives, calling your neighbor by name, do you point them in the right direction? Yes. But if they rang the doorbell I would never tell them.

9. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Twins, of the French variety.

10. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 2:03 PM. There was a neighborhood orgy I was asked to attend.