WTIT: The Blog

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: Getting Back to Myself

1. Please don’t judge me by my posted pic…better ones to come soon!!! There would have to be.

2. Life isn’t puppies, kittens, and rainbows all the time. Really? Thanks for the fucking insight.

3. My goal is to get back to me over this next year. If this makes sense to anybody, keep it to yourself.

4. I can find the good in anyone and feel like I am open and trusting. Oh great. Call all perverts!

5. I give great massages. How about blowjobs?

6. Please drop me a line if you are interested in me or my cultural background. Please do send me all the shit about your fucking cultural background, it’s got to be more interesting.

7. When it comes right down to it, I enjoy putting a smile on someone’s face. So you’re good at blowjobs, too?

8. I love the outdoors and being active. Loving sports and the outdoors is a plus. Meet the Queen of Redundancy.

9. If you are looking to someone to grow older with, look no more. If it’s all the same to you, I’ll keep looking.

10. I appreciate and find the beauty in all seasons, though autumn is my favorite. I wanna hurl. Kathy’s got Aerosmith on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.