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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this  meme off a blogger named  Ace of Hadeon from the blog My Heroes Have Always Been Scientists. Since it is 100 questions we will do it it in three parts. He stated he jacked this from Padme 18. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Sunday Stealing: The Ace Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY? Yes. One strange night I heard the rattle of my bedroom window. This beautiful yet strange female was now in my room. She said, “Odi mach, baddi koo.” She then hopped in my bed and did unspeakable things. She asked if I wanted a threesome. So, we left in the spaceship and went to her home world. Man, they know how to party.

35. WEAKNESSES? The French twins.

37. FIRST JOB? Yes, I had one.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? The first year of WTIT we did that. We were 15. The weird thing is that we did it to girls we knew, but used a DJ who they didn’t know. Years latter we had a DJ, B.B. Bacardi join WTIT. His wife was one of those young girls. Spooky, no?

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE? No. But I don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy either. Go figure.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU DID STEALING? I was on the phone with President Obama. I told him that the President of Egypt was doomed. He’s been a dictator for thirty years. I’m not feeling that “he must do reforms” horse shit.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, I’ve been sliced and diced at least 8 times.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Sunday Stealing. People recognize me from the WTIT Blog. They state that their lives were shallow and meaningless before this meme. At this point I usually am asked if I get get them Judd Corizan’s autograph.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. This meme is fucking riveting.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A party. I’m hitting the big 2-6-0!

Bud, Dad, Alec & Lindsay, James & Lauren, Maria, Ben, Heather, Diane and Courtenay. Picture by Kathy.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE? (OR IF YOU HAVE KIDS, TELL US ABOUT THEM.) I have four kids, two grandchildren and one due in June.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. I am one of three generations with my name. If the expected grandchild is a boy, he will be a IV.

Tiny breasts.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? The parties. They rocked.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Blow me.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. Unless you want to read anything. Then, no. No one can read my writing including me.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Italian roast beef.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Of course. Damn proud of them, too.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? No.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Congratulations! This is the 10,000th meme to included this fucking question.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? Agree? It’s a tough cruel world. I think that any time you can get comfort and intimacy, I am for it.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Only to a sighted person.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I don’t do anger. I do a great “irked” however.

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS? Bite me.

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE? I want to end war and hunger. And win. I mean this question is from a beauty pageant, right?

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My battery operated tape recorder. Somethings never change.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? What the fuck? Who could possible care?

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID? Since I was already a parent when he burst onto the scene, no.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Only to excess.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? You know this meme really didn’t need 100 questions. I am so NOT looking forward to part 3.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A LOVER? There is no answer to this. You just know if they fill the hole in your life or not.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Believe it or don’t, “Bud” is a nickname.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER? X-ray vision. I’d love a peak every now and then. As always, Monday Mayhem with Harriet is next.