WTIT: The Blog

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating Profiles: The Fear of God

1. You must like to do the same things I do and is willing to try new things.

Tempting, but fuck off.

2. I like to see people being happy and strongly believe there is more pleasure in giving than in receiving. That does explain the knee pads.

3. I need a big mind, a bright heart, a good companion. Sometimes they just real need a puppy.

4. I can accept what is and especially the fear of God, so watch it. This is quite the week for Dating Profiles. How can I say this nicely? Right. Blow me.

5. Well ive decided to change my profile to things I believe in. All those lies didn’t work, eh?

6. I have my own body parts, what you see is what you get. Kinda like Frankenstein? I know, lucky guess.

7. I am not perfect and have my less good qualities as everyone else. You really need a good therapist more than a date.

8. Affectionate, Adventurous, Ambitious, Caring, Cautious, Chaotic, Considerate, Different, Disorganised, Generous, Kind, Loving, Loyal, Reliable, Romantic, Sensitive, Sensual, Sentimental, Sexy, Sharp, Smart. I’d respond to this, but I’m worn out from reading that shit.

9. I’m so different and rainbow colorful as awesome gemstone – you will be still amazed for long years…I’m curious in mysteries of the Universe, exploring the world and myself as miracle. The fact you think that you translated this English is more than impressive. The fact that it makes no sense whatsoever is the cherry on top.

In a day that not one profile made sense, yours made the least. Congratulations. Kathy’s got Blondie on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.