>There’s No Crying in English Class

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating P rofiles : OK, It Goes Like This

1. ok it goes like this im a kind, caring, considerate, passionate person who loves the finer things in life like sharing with that special person the kind of music i like listening to is country,rock,80’s&;90’s sometimes rap,r’n’b but i’m not really into classical,opera movies i watch are action,comedy,horror You are in dire need of an English class.

2. Co-workers are very important to me and so you must love spending time with them. Who’d say anything but “fuck off” to this clown?

3. am looking for someone permanent to spend the next half of my life. How many halves are there?

4. You must be matured to match my personality. Like fine wine, eh?

5. I can stay put doing the same activity for a long time too if I want to. Great. Get undressed.

6. I’m single, without kids, but I love animals, although I don’t have any pets. She loves plants, but doesn’t have any. She likes to travel, but never has. And so it goes.

7. I like who same as me, honest, kind…. and who like out door activity… Better if like reading, conversation , share knowledge of everything. So you think me?

Really, how is life on your home world?

8. Hi! im ,from philippines right now im here inkorea working. Next time I’m in Korea, you’ll be the first.

9. i don´t have a tv and no real interest in tv or films, may sound strange in these modern times, however, wasting time with a take out dinner and a dvd is not my kind of evening. I love TV and movies. The only waste of time is your profile.

10. I do enjoy the occasional wild night. Fine. Bend over and grab your ankles. Thanks for stopping by The Blog. Kathy’s got The Art Bands on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

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10 comments on “>There’s No Crying in English Class”

>1. Okay, it goes like this, are you LITERATE?2. I like most of the people I work with and some of them are even good friends, but … the priorities seem a bit backwards here.3. 1/2 + 1/2=x Solve for 1/2. Or some sort of mathematical formula.I just can't respond to any more because I'm laughing too hard … oh, and I'm going to check out my eHarmony profile and make sure I'm still cool 🙂