1. What is your favorite Green food? Asparagus ice cream.
2. What is your most hated green food? Fried grasshopper.
3. What is green that grosses you out? The NY Jets.
4. What is green that you love? Money, that’s what I want.
5. What is green that you never want to see again? Green Acres. Farm living ain’t the life for me, either.
6. Have you ever seen a green person? Yes. It’s not easy being green.
7. Have you ever been green? Yes. I was Spock one Halloween 25 years ago or so.
9. What is the best green thing in the world? The hot green chicks in Star Trek.
10. What green thing should we avoid? Green questions. Hey, you asked.