WTIT: The Blog

>Hi. Welcome back to our Dating Profiles. It’s been a long time. When The Dating Profile Meme failed to reach the participants that we hoped, we killed this feature as well.  We have thought often that it might have been a mistake. This feature has always worked here. It just didn’t work as a meme. So we decided with Thursdays now open, we’d bring this back. (It had been a popular feature.) So, welcome back. Tell your neighbors! Lock up the children!

Bud

Either you have used sites like Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Now Thursdays, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. Please understand that we are not responding seriously or mean spiritedly. It is just the way we process the world. Or not. The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. The profile statements are in bold.

If anyone here has a better way to do this than to start every sentance with “I”, let me know. You comes to mind. There must be a reason that we brought this fucking feature back, but at present, it eludes me. Oh, right. Thunks is gone. I thought Kimber and Berleen said a nice goodbye. In case you wondered, we were given the opportunity to continue it without them. This didn’t work for at least three reasons. First, The “charm” of the original would be totally gone. I’m not good at silly. I couldn’t duplicate them. I mean, at first I tried. But, my wit lies elsewhere. We did consider our own Thursday thing. But we decided we do enough, blogging wise. So, we will wait for something new to hit us.

i am a fun loving gal!!! That explains the knee pads.

A good looking guy who can make me happy. He knows what he wants. Fine. Get undressed. Yes, I mean first date. Don’t give me that “6 Date Rule”!

My favourite pastimes r cinema, theatre, reading, crosswords, suduko and do love to dance!! “r”? Really? If you can’t waste your time spelling out a fucking word, I doubt you consider anybody else’s interests in your world.

Internet dating sites are all new to me.I’m very honest and genuene person with a good sence of humor. Sorely in need of a half assed proof reader, however.

A sexually adventurous guy is big on my list! Now this approach just might work.  I imagine you get a LOT of responsive men to that line. I know, I’m prophetic, it’s a gift.

My private nature does not prevent me from meeting new people and exchanging ideas do things. My private nature does prevent me from having sex or a meaningful relationship, however.

i would like to meet an intelligent, educated(Bachelors Degree at least), honest, sincere, family oriented and attractive man. I hate education snobs. I mean really. You’re not hiring a nuclear physicist. You’re looking for some schmuck to buy you a steak.

I can also be rude, obnoxious, harsh and difficult to get to know. I go to church, I dont care if you dont believe in anything, I dont have a point to prove, and you wont feel the need to prove one either. You lost me at rude. You’re paying a dating site to write this dribble? To get, what? Arrested?

Wheb the eyes meet and there is chemistry we will both know That we wasted our time. I know. I said it was a fucking gift. Kathy’s got KISS on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace. We will miss you, Ber & Kimber.