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>Not Ready for a Relationship

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 31, 2011

Posted in: Monday Mayhem. 4 Comments

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Today’s meme is Viral Video Day!

Simply post a viral video to share with the rest of us and give it a great subtitle.
(No, this is not the music on a Monday meme.)

Monday Mayhem: Viral Video Day

http://video.gprime.net/media/flv/flv.swf?gN=lesbianspeeddating&gX=640&gY=480&gL=0

That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog

for a Monday.

We always take a day off on Tuesdays.

Unless we don’t.

Same time. Same blog.

Nobody Mess With Me Today!

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 31, 2011

Posted in: sunday stealing. 14 Comments

Welcome again to S t e al i ng which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Ace of Hadeon from the blog My Heroes Have Always Been Scientist s. Since it is 100 questions we will do it it in three parts. He stated he jacked this from Padme 18. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Sunday Stealing: The Ace Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY? Yes. One strange night I heard the rattle of my bedroom window. This beautiful yet strange female was now in my room. She said, “Odi mach, baddi koo.” She then hopped in my bed and did unspeakable things. She asked if I wanted a threesome. So, we left in the spaceship and went to her home world. Man, they know how to party.

35. WEAKNESSES? The French twins.

37. FIRST JOB? Yes, I had one.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? The first year of WTIT we did that. We were 15. The weird thing is that we did it to girls we knew, but used a DJ who they didn’t know. Years latter we had a DJ, B.B. Bacardi join WTIT. His wife was one of those young girls. Spooky, no?

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOUL MATE? No. But I don’t believe in the Tooth Fairy either. Go figure.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU DID STEALING? I was on the phone with President Obama. I told him that the President of Egypt was doomed. He’s been a dictator for thirty years. I’m not feeling that “he must do reforms” horse shit.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, I’ve been sliced and diced at least 8 times.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Sunday Stealing. People recognize me from the WTIT Blog. They state that their lives were shallow and meaningless before this meme. At this point I usually am asked if I get get them Judd Corizan’s autograph.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. This meme is fucking riveting.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A party. I’m hitting the big 2-6-0!


Bud, Dad, Alec & Lindsay, James & Lauren, Maria, Ben, Heather, Diane and Courtenay. Picture by Kathy.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DO YOU WANT THEIR NAMES TO BE? (OR IF YOU HAVE KIDS, TELL US ABOUT THEM.) I have four kids, two grandchildren and one due in June.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. I am one of three generations with my name. If the expected grandchild is a boy, he will be a IV.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE SEX(ES) YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO?

Tiny breasts.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? The parties. They rocked.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Blow me.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes. Unless you want to read anything. Then, no. No one can read my writing including me.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Italian roast beef.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Of course. Damn proud of them, too.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? No.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Congratulations! This is the 10,000th meme to included this fucking question.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? Agree? It’s a tough cruel world. I think that any time you can get comfort and intimacy, I am for it.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Only to a sighted person.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I don’t do anger. I do a great “irked” however.

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS? Bite me.

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE? I want to end war and hunger. And win. I mean this question is from a beauty pageant, right?

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My battery operated tape recorder. Somethings never change.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? What the fuck? Who could possible care?

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID? Since I was already a parent when he burst onto the scene, no.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Only to excess.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? You know this meme really didn’t need 100 questions. I am so NOT looking forward to part 3.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A LOVER? There is no answer to this. You just know if they fill the hole in your life or not.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Believe it or don’t, “Bud” is a nickname.

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER? X-ray vision. I’d love a peak every now and then. As always, Monday Mayhem with Harriet is next.

That’s it for today on the
WTIT: The Blog.
Enjoy your Sunday…
We will return with Mayhem.
Just a fair warning.
Peace, my friends.
Join us. Same time. Same blog.

>It’s Only Win-Win If I Win Twice

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 30, 2011

Posted in: Saturday 9. 12 Comments

>Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. Let’s begin!

Saturday 9: My Woman From Tokyo

1. What celebrity do you think is the MOST foolish? The ones that date Paris or Lindsay. Paris and Lindsay can’t help being morons. Those who are with them choose to be.

2. What are 5 things you don’t care about? The Miami Heat starting five.

3. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? Not a one. You know how I am about rock and The Beatles. If someone puts them down, I say not a word. I never argue with drunks or stupid people. On the anniversary of John Lennon’s assassination someone said to me, “John is only big now because he was shot dead.” I smiled. How do you argue with that?

4. What personality do you like to listen to on the radio? I had a million over the years, but over the last twenty it’s been Mike & the Mad Dog. Since their breakup I still listen to Mike.

5. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do? Make it into a movie.

6. What culture are you fascinated by? The Fires of the Mountain People. Their traditional Naked Priestesses’ Dance Festival is truly inspiring.

7. What frustrates you? The way bloggers come and go. What happened to Sweet Cops Wife? By the end of Thursday Thunks no one knew who Kimber and Berleen even were.

8. Do you remember the first time you were on the internet? What did you do first? I remember reading it all and getting to the end of the internet.

9. What was the biggest fight you have ever had with someone? Pick a divorce. Any of them. I really have no problem with marriage, but divorce is very expensive and emotionally exhausting. We end on that cheery note. We’re back with Stealing.

We’re glad that you stopped by.
Enjoy your weekend.

WTIT: The Blog will return tomorrow with
Judd Corizan and his Trained Airedale Hoop Jumping Dogs.
Join us for Sunday Stealing

Same time. Same blog.

>No, I’m Really Awake

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 28, 2011

Posted in: Rock 'n Roll Fridays. 3 Comments

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Welcome to Roc k ‘n Roll Fr idays on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week DJ KathyA (its host) picks a rock band, artist or era. She digs up thirteen quotes from the song lyrics and asks her questions based on the quotes. Let’s do it.

Rock ‘n Roll Fridays: Blondie

1. HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE : “ You’ve got me hangin on the telephone…”
Have you ever fallen asleep while talking on the phone? No. Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Your turn.

2. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER : “One way or another, I’m gonna find ya. I’m gonna get ya , I’ll get ya…”
Where is the oddest place you agreed to meet someone? A Starbucks. I shoulda known better. Had she had the least bit of class we would have been at Dunkin’.

3. PRETTY BABY : “Pretty baby, you look so heavenly. A neo nebula from under the sun…”

Post your baby picture here.

Yes I know who I looked like. I get that a lot.

4. RIP HER TO SHREDS : “Check out those shoes. She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody’s blues. She looks like the Sunday comics, she thinks she’s Brenda Starr…”
Who did you last rip apart or gossip about? Okay. I was the one who wrote on the bathroom wall, “Sarah Palin is a stupid fucking asshole.”

5. ATOMIC : “Oh, oh heart make it magnificent. Tonight , tonight….”
Do you believe in nuclear energy? If not, what type of power do you prefer? The Power of Love. By Huey Lewis.

6. PICTURE THIS : “All I want is a photo in my wallet. A small remembrance of something more solid. All I want is a picture of you.”
Are you into photography? What do you usually photograph? No, so no. Kathy takes the photos.

7. DENIS : “Denis Denis I’m so in love with you. You’re my king. I’m in heaven every time I look at you…”
What is your favorite name that is used by both boys and girls (Example: Jean/Gene)? Fred. What? I’ll try again. Joanne. What? I’ll try again. Gongerling. Whew. I knew you’d like that one.

8. UNION CITY BLUE : “Oh ho, oh ho, what are we gonna do? Union, union, union city blue. Tunnel to the other side. It becomes daylight.”Are you in a union? Do you believe in them? No. And no. I mean now. They were very important back in the day, however.

9. HEART OF GLASS : “Love is so confusing there’s no peace of mind. If I fear I’m losing you, it’s just no good. You teasing like you do…”
When was the last time you teased someone? Today.

10. DREAMING : “Dream, dream. Even fir a little while. Dream, dream. Filling up an idle hour. Fade away….radiate…”
What do you daydream about? Sex.

11. CALL ME : “Cover me with kisses baby, cover me with love. Roll me in designer sheets, I’ll never get enough…”
Should prostitution be legal? Why or why not? They’ve got to stop prosecuting victimless crimes. Same with drugs and gambling. I’d much rather the police concentrated on murders, assaults and terrorism.

12. RAPTURE : “Fab Five Freddy told me everybody’s fly…”
Who is your favorite rap artist, or if you don’t like rap music, what about it do you dislike? No. And I prefer songs to have, say, melodies.

13. EAT TO THE BEAT : “Hey you gotta tummy ache, and I remember sitting in the bathroom drinking up a seltzer. Eat to the beat…”
When was the last time you had a tummy ache and what caused it? It was the day Jill Hennessy got married. But, I have no idea what caused it. We will return with Crazy Sam’s Saturday 9.

Thank you for dropping
by WTIT: The Blog today.

Next time we might be excellent.
Check that, we also might not.

Time will tell.

But doesn’t it always?
We’re back with Crazy Sam’s Saturday 9.
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>The Doctor is In

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 27, 2011

Posted in: Dating Profiles. 6 Comments

>Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, WTIT: The Blog scours those on-line dating sites to respond either ladies’ profiles or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official site Thursday Dating Profiles!) Let the stupidity begin!

Thursday Dating P rofiles : The Fear of God

1. You must like to do the same things I do and is willing to try new things.

Tempting, but fuck off.

2. I like to see people being happy and strongly believe there is more pleasure in giving than in receiving. That does explain the knee pads.

3. I need a big mind, a bright heart, a good companion. Sometimes they just real need a puppy.

4. I can accept what is and especially the fear of God, so watch it. This is quite the week for Dating Profiles. How can I say this nicely? Right. Blow me.

5. Well ive decided to change my profile to things I believe in. All those lies didn’t work, eh?

6. I have my own body parts, what you see is what you get. Kinda like Frankenstein? I know, lucky guess.

7. I am not perfect and have my less good qualities as everyone else. You really need a good therapist more than a date.

8. Affectionate, Adventurous, Ambitious, Caring, Cautious, Chaotic, Considerate, Different, Disorganised, Generous, Kind, Loving, Loyal, Reliable, Romantic, Sensitive, Sensual, Sentimental, Sexy, Sharp, Smart. I’d respond to this, but I’m worn out from reading that shit.

9. I’m so different and rainbow colorful as awesome gemstone – you will be still amazed for long years…I’m curious in mysteries of the Universe, exploring the world and myself as miracle. The fact you think that you translated this English is more than impressive. The fact that it makes no sense whatsoever is the cherry on top.

10. I’m ready for long-distance relationship at first time for meeting in real life.

In a day that not one profile made sense, yours made the least. Congratulations. Kathy’s got Blondie on Rock ‘n Roll Fridays tomorrow. Peace.

We hope we’ve made a valuable

contribution to The Blogosphere here.
We realize that is a lofty expectation.
WTIT: The Blog is back tomorrow. Either way.
It’s Rock ‘n Roll Fridays with Blondie!
Same time. Same blog.

>Why?

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 26, 2011

Posted in: Wednesday Wickedness. 4 Comments

>Welcome to Wednes d a y Wickedness on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week they pick a celebrity, then dig up ten quotes from the person and asks the meme questions based on the quotes. Who would think someone would do something original? We didn’t see that coming. Let’s do it.

Wednesday Wickedness: Steven Tyler

1. And the things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first.

When was the last time that you wanted to do something, but it was done before you got there? I thought that the French twins, my neighbors, were virgins when I met them. But it was done before I got there.

2. As good as I am, I’m nothing without my band.
Do you feel there is anyone you could not do without? My family and my lady. Oh, and the French twins. And Jill Hennessy. And UConn basketball…

3. Back then it was nothing like today. So you’d go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.
When you were young and innocent, what place did you make out? Never at a bowling alley. I remember making out at both movie theaters and drive-in movies.

4. Drugs will get you out of your own way, but we lived it, and that’s dangerous. It can actually turn around on itself and steal your soul, and that’s what happened.
Were you ever tempted by something that could “steal your soul”? Daily, but I’m easily tempted. But I do not act on temptations. Not always.

5. Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us.
How do you deal with sorrow? I fall to the floor kick my feet and punch the floor with my hands. Or I give out the cry first made famous by Nancy Kerrigan, “Whhhyyy?”

6. Fake it until you make it.
Did you ever have dreams of making it ion showbiz in some capacity? I wanted to be a DJ since I was 10. I spent 20 years in radio, on the air, later in sales and I exited as a Sales Manager.

7. Humility is really important because it keeps you fresh and new.
What keeps you fresh and new? Hot and wild sex, but I’m sure EVERYONE will say this.

8. I don’t mind being a grandfather.
If you are a grandparent, do you at first “mind it”? If you aren’t, how do you think that you would feel about it? No. Don’t get me wrong, I can be as vain as the next guy. I’m am not insecure about my age. It is what it is. And I look hot as hell for 259.

9. I grew up in New Hampshire. My closest neighbor was a mile away. The deer and the raccoons were my friends. So I would spend time walking through the woods, looking for the most beautiful tropical thing that can survive the winter in the woods in New Hampshire.
Do you enjoy winter where you live? No. And those are the fair weathered ones. This one sucks moose.

10. I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul.
What rocks your soul? My lady and The Beatles.

That’s that for a Hump day.
We will return with Dating Profiles.

The beat goes on.

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>Get the Smelling Salts Out for Kathy

Posted by Bud Weiser, WTIT on January 24, 2011

Posted in: Monday Mayhem. 10 Comments

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Monday Mayhem: The Overrated

1. Name a restaurant that is over-rated? I took my lady to Michael Jordan’s Steak House at Mohegan Sun on Christmas night. The food was great, but at $45 a steak, I felt a bit taken. It was my choice to stay once we recovered from reading the menu and prices. Kathy, however required smelling salts. It took a team of doctors to get her back into her seat.

2. What food is over-rated? Alpo Classic Chunky. I mean, I try to take great care of my virtual dog, Happy. But, he won’t eat a bite.