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Welcome to Monday Mayhem! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. Harriet is our host. Or hostess. Your call.

Harriet writes: Yes indeed, we had so much fun with this last year (both times ) that we are running it again! This week’s meme was borrowed from Lola – here goes!

Monday Mayhem: The Return of Lola’s Holiday Meme

1. What is your favorite holiday show/animated show? Debbie Does Santa. Talk about getting into a holiday mood!

2. What holiday character do you think you’re most like? During part of the film I’d say Santa.

3. What holiday character does your spouse think your spouse think you’re most like?  First I’d have to get a spouse. As much as I enjoy memes, that is a bit of a stretch.

4. Favorite Christmas/holiday song? Happy Christmas (War is Over) by John Lennon.

5. Most hated Christmas/holiday song? The Bee Gees’ disco version of Oh Holy Night.

6. If you have an all holiday music radio station when do you start listening to it? Christmas Day for one hour. Tops.

7. If you have an all holiday music radio station do you love it or hate it? I have no idea if I’ve got one of these fuckers. Nor do I care.

8. Have you ever wrapped yourself as a Christmas present? Every year for the French twins who live upstairs. They always act surprised!

9. Who is Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer’s father? Odds are that it’s Tiger Woods.

10. Do you drive your neighborhood or one near you at night to look at other people’s holiday decorations? I wouldn’t at gunpoint.

11. When you see a heavily decorated house do you think, ‘oh that’s lovely’? Or do you think, ‘oh criminy, that looks like Christmas threw up all over their lawn’? I think there are a lot of people who have way too much time on their hands.

12. Are you counting the days to Christmas with excited anticipation or dread? Christmas is Saturday. I really don’t need to count anything.

13. When was the last time you had your photo taken with Santa? Did you sit on his lap? Is this super important to you? Because I’d have to call my mom.

14. Do you make a Christmas list for your spouse or significant other or do you rely on them to pick your gift(s) without a clue from you? How tacky can you get? “Hey Spouse, you are too fucking dumb to figure out a present for me. Here’s my list. Careful, it’s a bit heavy.”

15. When do you put up your tree? ? November 22nd at 2:03 PM. Doesn’t everybody? I used last year’s calendar since this was last year’s meme.

16. Real or fake? What? In breasts I’d say real.

17. When do you take your tree down? January 1st at 6:03 PM.

18. Do you shop the day after Christmas sales? What do you shop for? This meme sucks the big one. There is not one question that is even remotely interesting.

19. Is your work/office having a holiday party this year? Will you attend? No, they stopped parties years ago. So, naturally I will attend.

20. Do you have your New Year’s Eve Plans set yet? I hope to never do a fucking Christmas meme again. The tedium was only exceeded by the stupidity of the questions. Have you ever noticed that even though we steal these memes that no one ever asks for them back?