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Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme off this meme off a blogger named CV Rick at the blog named Ninja Writer. It’s 50 questions so we will do it in two parts. He stated that he grabbed it from Wry Catcher. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Let’s go!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

My lady Kathy actually stole this meme!

1. What do you add to your coffee? Baileys and Grand Marnier.

2. What are you reading now? This fucking question.

3. Do you own a gun? Bang bang, shoot shoot. No and if you own one I’d rather not know, moron. More people are injured by guns in their homes than ultimately defending themselves. By lots.

4. Are you registered to vote? Of course. It is a privilege and an honor to live in a country where you can make a difference. I wish though that they would put wars up for a vote. War is over, if you want it.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No. But she’s nervous enough for the both of us.

6. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Sylvia Rentalot. We got naked at 14, but didn’t have a clue what we were doing.

7. Favorite Christmas Song? No contest. Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John & Yoko.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Diet Coke.

9. Can you do push ups? No, but I’m in favor push up bras.

10.What do you think of hot dogs? I like watch woman eat them. 

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery? I do not wear any jewelry, not even a watch.

12. Favorite hobby? The French twins.

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Trust me, I am not the type of person who gets idolized. Shocking, I know.

14. Do you have ADD? No, but maybe I’ll get it for Christmas.

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? Not a thing. I am damn near perfect. Okay, that’s ridiculous. I am pretty self aware. When I fuck up I instinctively know it. 

16. What’s your Middle name? Blow me. What’s with the capital “M”?

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. I love the song that’s playing. It’s Bill Withers’ Ain’t No Sunshine. My lady is hustling to get read for 1,938,663 errands. Sex. (It’s a guy thing.)

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. A Christmas tree (a first since 1996), ornaments and some Slim Jims. What’s a tree without a Slim Jim?

19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink. Smirnoff, water and Diet Coke.

20. Current worry right now? That my neighbor’s husband will start another fight at our neighborhood holiday party. He gets drunks almost every year and stumbles up to me and tells me to stop doing his wife. Not exactly in the holiday spirit now, is he?

21. What side do you dress to? If this question made any sense whatsoever, it eluded me.

22. Favorite place to be? It’s not about place. It is about who you are with.

23. How did you bring in the New Year? Ah. The Ghost of Christmas Future. You’d think the fuckers who steal the meme would actually edit the questions. Oh yea. My bad…

24. Where would you like to go? Crazy. I am almost there.

25. Name three people who will see today. Another gem. Off the top of my head, only the blind won’t. I cannot wait for part 2. Perhaps I will actual proof read that one. Peace out! Oh, we will return with Harriet’s Mayhem.