WTIT: The Blog

Welcome to Wednesday Wickedness on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week Janera Jepson (its host) picks a celebrity. She digs up ten quotes from the person and asks her questions based on the quotes. Who would think someone would do something original? We didn’t see that coming. Anyway, she is a friend of Crazy Sam, so we are on board. Let’s do it.

Wednesday Wickedness: Jennifer Aniston

1. “A relationship isn’t going to make me survive. It’s the cherry on top.”

Threesomes.

2. “I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It’s a pain in the ass.”

I don’t pay a lot of attention to it as my lady would attest. I guess I’d say I am true to my own sense of lack of style.

3. “I’ve gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don’t really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.”

I do not have a type. I really don’t type well, either. But in the spirit of a meme, I’ll just say my lady. And it is true…

4. “Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.”

At 259, I have not a lot more to learn about me. I mean other than my split personality disorder.

5. “The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”

Jill Hennessy and I were SO close. Then she runs off and marries another man. Just because he wanted kids. I had said I wanted kids. Of course I meant the ones I already have. How she saw through me is anybody’s guess.

6. “There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”

Don’t eat yellow snow. I won’t even order a lemon snow cone. I mean, who knows??

7. “Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do.”

Yes. It was a huge mistake. I think that if you are watching your bride-to-be walk down the aisle with her father and your only thought is “RUN!” it is not a good sign.

8. “The ultimate is finding a place where you have no inhibitions, nothing to hide, where you can learn with one another.”

Just the snow thing.

9. “Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day!”

No. I have absolutely no sense of humor.

10. “The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak – I literally lost my breath!”

No. It’s really a female thing. I always thought it was just an excuse for her to get on her knees. Did I think that or type it? Oh, well. See you for Thunks!