She Told Me Not to Do It

Welcome to Wednes d a y Wickedness on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week Janera Jepson (its host) picks a celebrity. She digs up ten quotes from the person and asks her questions based on the quotes. Who would think someone would do something original? We didn’t see that coming. Anyway, she is a friend of Crazy Sam, so we are on board. Let’s do it.

Wednesday Wickedness: Jennifer Aniston

1. “A relationship isn’t going to make me survive. It’s the cherry on top.”

What part of your life do you consider “the cherry on the top”?

Threesomes.

2. “I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It’s a pain in the ass.”

How much does fashion impact your life?

I don’t pay a lot of attention to it as my lady would attest. I guess I’d say I am true to my own sense of lack of style.

3. “I’ve gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don’t really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.”

What’s your type?

I do not have a type. I really don’t type well, either. But in the spirit of a meme, I’ll just say my lady. And it is true…

4. “Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place.”

Do you still learn new things about yourself?

At 259, I have not a lot more to learn about me. I mean other than my split personality disorder.

5. “The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”

Have you ever had your heart broken? If yes, how did you get over it?

Jill Hennessy and I were SO close. Then she runs off and marries another man. Just because he wanted kids. I had said I wanted kids. Of course I meant the ones I already have. How she saw through me is anybody’s guess.

6. “There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”

What is the most recent “life lesson” that you have figured out?

Don’t eat yellow snow. I won’t even order a lemon snow cone. I mean, who knows??

7. “Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your heart is telling you to do.”

Have you ever went against what your heart told you to do?

Yes. It was a huge mistake. I think that if you are watching your bride-to-be walk down the aisle with her father and your only thought is “RUN!” it is not a good sign.

8. “The ultimate is finding a place where you have no inhibitions, nothing to hide, where you can learn with one another.”

Do you have any inhibitions when you are in love with someone?

Just the snow thing.

9. “Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day!”

What is something that happened recently in your life that you found extremely funny?

No. I have absolutely no sense of humor.

10. “The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak – I literally lost my breath!”

Have you ever kissed someone and your knees went weak?

No. It’s really a female thing. I always thought it was just an excuse for her to get on her knees. Did I think that or type it? Oh, well. See you for Thunks!

That’s that for a Hump day.
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