Every Saturday WTIT: The Blog brings you a meme called Saturday 9. It’s not to say that this is a bright idea, but it is what we do. A woman named Crazy Sam started this meme because a prior popular Saturday meme specialist Lola had retired. So, Sam contacted all Lola’s participants and invited us to participate in her meme. The biggest difference is that Sam enjoys our participation. All of Sam’s questions and writing are in bold.
1. Have you ever been to a fortune teller? If yes, what happened? Yes. She said I would die before my 323rd birthday. I’m only 259, so it’s been a good run. So far.
2. How do you cope in an uncomfortable social situation? I drop my pants. It either gets very comfortable or I get arrested. C’est la guerre.
3. A genie appears (of course). She asks, “If you had 3 wishes but each took 3 years off your life, what would you wish for and why?” I don’t know, but the first would be to drop the three fucking lost years off the “wish”.
4. Would you rather lose your soul mate or never meet them at all? Are they part of a threesome? Just askin’…
5. What is the hardest thing that you have ever had to do? Stay married.
6. Have you ever had a miracle happen to you or your loved ones? Yes. Then the ghost of Christmas Past said, “Give unto others as you’d liken the lamb of the chop. Be sure to dance to the chicken and never wet your pants again.” How do you argue with that?
7. Tell us about a quote that you can relate to. Why can you relate with it?“No problem is too big, complicated or complex that it can’t be run away from.” It was my DJ sign off from the first WTIT tape until my last solo show. Charles Schultz wrote it.
8. What personality trait has gotten you into the most trouble? Trying to pick up two women at the same time has had its challenges. Oh, and if you choose to try this: Don’t pick up married women whose husbands are Marines.
9. For those in The States, how was your Turkey Day? If not from the US, do you celebrate a day like Thanksgiving? Fan-fucking-tastic. Except for the father in the hospital part. Oh, he’s fine! Join us with Judd, tomorrow. Peace!
Enjoy your weekend.
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>I found that the problems you run away from usually sneak back and bite you in the ass when you are not looking.
>Stay married? Which time?Did you celebrate Jill's b-day on Thursday?
>Diana-So true!
>Harriet-Yes. We had turkey…
>Must've been Dads in the Hospital week. Glad all is well.
>I used to have your Charlie Brown quote on my office bulletin board! Truer words were never spoken.
>I like that Charlie Brown quote.Glad the dad is okay!
>I like the 3 wishes comment. : ) We forgot about Jill on Thursday…mark that on the calendar! xx
>Gal-I used it for years!
>Allison-thanks!
>Kath-She'll be divorced by ten…