Welcome to Monday Mayhem!
The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different.
All the meme questions are in bold.
Monday Mayhem: Silly Ponderism Questions, Part 2
I have no idea why we chose to do this meme this way. Here’s Harriet’s instructions:
Today we are going to play part 2 of the Silly Ponderisms meme.
PONDERISMS- Last week we filled in the blanks. This week we’re answering the questions:
10· In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal? And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? You say you don’t like it, but girl I know you’re a liar `cause when we kiss, fire.
12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’? Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i oh! And on that farm he had some cows, Ee i ee i oh! With a moo-moo here, And a moo-moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, Everywhere a moo-ooo. Old MacDonald had a farm, Ee i ee i oh!
13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. Oh yeah.
15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? I’ve got big balls. I’ve got big balls. They’re such big balls And they’re dirty big balls. And he’s got big balls. And she’s got big balls. But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Many, many, many nights go by. I sit alone at home and cry over you. What can I do? Don’t want nobody, nobody Cause, baby, it’s you. Baby, it’s you.
17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB!
18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Stop in the name of love before you break my heart! Stop in the name of love before you break my heart, think it over, think it over.
19· Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? I’ll send an SOS to the world
I’ll send an SOS to the world. I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle. Message in a bottle.
20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address? She wrote upon it: “Return to sender, address unknown. No such number, no such zone.” We had a quarrel, a lover’s spat, I write I’m sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog
for a Monday.
We were on time for the first time.
We always take a day off on Tuesdays.
Unless we don’t.
Same time. Same blog.