WTIT: The Blog

Welcome again to Stealing which we bring you weekly on The WTIT Blog. We have gotten really good at just stealing a meme from someone else’s post. (You can play this meme with Judd and click on the official Sunday Stealing meme.) Today we ripped this meme of a blogger Shanachie from the blog Quill, Parchment, & Ink: Writings and Ramblings. He explains that he was tagged to do it and then basically tagged the world to do the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. The meme questions are in bold.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Look, she was married and I didn’t know. Now there’s that pesky court order. So I’ll go with Smirnoff. Or Diet Coke. It will depend on what time that you read this.

How late did you stay up last night and why? What? Are you the fucking Dream Police that Cheap Trick warned us about?

If you could move somewhere else, would you? I’d rather be in a house than an apartment. Two people need more room than one.It would be modest and unpretentious, like this house.

Have you ever been kissed under fireworks? Yes. Wanna see the video?

Do you believe ex’s can be friends? Yes. You can never have too many friends. Although in my experience, you tend to lose those friends once you or they are in a serious relationship.

When was the last time you cried really hard? Just on those weeks that Thursday Thunks doesn’t publish.

What items could you not go without during the day? I have found that on a work day I cannot go without my work shit. Oh, and my iPod. There must be great tuneage wherever one wanders.

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My ladies father was in a nursing home for a couple of weeks. Is that close enough?

How do you feel about your life right now? Things are coming together in ways I would not have imagined just a year ago.

If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find? Naked pictures of your mom. I’m begging you, tell her to stop.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? No, I haven’t studied hard enough. Could you give me say, a month?

Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m.: who do you want it to be? Jill Hennessy. She says she’s leaving her husband for me any day now.

Do you think too much or too little? Drunk or sober?

Do you believe in fairy tales? No. I only believe in Kathy and me. That’s reality.

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? What kind of fucktard would do that? Yuk.

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
19 years. My roomate and BFF Harvey Wallbanger called her “Young Cheryl”. I was also dating a woman ten years younger who we called, “Old Cheryl”.

Have you ever been on a blind date? Yes, I have been tortured in that fashion. Why do people do this? It always ends badly.

Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more? I’m 259. All my friends have been around for a long time.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes. I was a freshman in high school. She told me I should come to her house for extra credit. It turned out that the crush was mutual. When she poured the wine I realized we were going to get naked.

What song do you want played at your funeral? In My Life by The Beatles.

Would you tell your parents if you were gay? Of course. But they treat me OK even though I’m straight.

What would your last meal be before getting executed? Porterhouse steak, rare.

Do you walk around the house naked? It depends on who I am with.

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?

I check to see if Google has taken away its fucking warning. I mean, really, objectionable content? The fucktard that contacted Google was a *friend* until I supported Obama in the 2008 election. I guess that she showed me. Now that warning is my badge of honor. I check to make sure that it is still there.
 
Who is the person you can count on the most? I am very lucky. I can count on my folks, siblings, children and my lady equally.

What is your favorite Holiday? Why would you capitalize “holiday”? Oh well. I’ll go with St. Hedonistic Day. Those drunken orgies are very inspiring.

Would you ever get plastic surgery? No. Why mess with perfection?

Have you ever caught a fish? No. But I do know a family named Fisher, if that helps at all.

What is the first thing you notice about people? In women, their eyes. In men, not a thing.

What is the farthest you’ve been from home? Mommy only lets me go to the corner. I’m hoping someday to cross that street!

How did you meet your spouse or significant other (or most recent one)? Well apparently it was 35 years ago in a bar I played DJ Gary Hunter (kind of like this

 Bud Weiser bit.) I nominated this woman 9 times as Foxy Lady, a contest we had going some three years while I was The Hunter at the Dialtone Disco Dome. She reached out to a DJ on a radio station that I had worked on in 1990. Damn it if one of the fuckers was still there. Bret Provo explained that I was on facebook under my real name. He gave my name to her. She has been my lady since March. She moved almost six months ago. Other than dealing with the twins, she is adjusting well.

Where was the last place you drove (other than home/school/work)? Blow me.