Welcome to Rock ‘n Roll Fridays on WTIT: The Blog. This meme appealed to us because of a twist in its concept. Each week DJ KathyA (its host) picks a rock band, artist or era. She digs up thirteen quotes from the song lyrics and asks her questions based on the quotes. It is similar to Janera Jepson’s Wednesday meme. Let’s do it. The quotes and meme questions are in bold.
Rock ‘n Roll Fridays: Billy Joel
Do you have a certain day of the week for particular meal, such as pizza night or a family night, such as Game night? We don’t have themed nights here at the WTIT Studio. We have this tradition at 5 o’clock to start our Happy Hour. If we can’t wait till 5, then we do the “It is 5 o’clock somewhere” rationalization.
What is your favorite brand of tea (or iced tea)? Jeremiah Weed Sweet Vodka Tea is rad. You open, pour on the rocks and voila! Great tea that is 70 proof.
Have you ever joined a dating service or used personal ads to find a date? Of course. At some point it just made sense. I never had a relationship of any length of time from Match.com. had a great threesome one night. I didn’t not realize that I had asked two women to my place for cocktails. At first they were both really pissed. What attitude, really. It only took two rounds of Cuervo shots to change the mood.
What is the last project you worked hard on, only to get knocked down with friends /family insults about it? Opening that brothel in a small conservative New England village led to a huge family hassle. I mean, we all knew it was illegal. We just figured we’d get some income out of it before we were busted. Getting closed down within our first hour sucked. Or didn’t, if you catch my drift. I did have fun choosing the employees, however.
What’s your best trick? I am great at Hide the Salami.
When was the last time you felt old or were told by someone else that you were too old to do something? My 259th birthday was last week. I’m just a year away from the big 2-6-0! I cannot believe it.
What would you say to your favorite celebrity if you met them in person? Why haven’t you left your husband to be with me, yet?
What is the nicest thing about sleeping with someone else, or sleeping alone? Hot sex is the best thing about sleeping with someone. Sleeping alone allows you to spread out. But it does not beat seeing the person that you love lying in your bed.
So many years have filled my heart I never thought I’d say those words”
What do children do that amuses you most? Their wide eyed enthusiasm and curiosity makes me smile.
In the kitchen sink, And the tap drips , Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip”
What was the last appliance or household item you fixed? Me? Bwahahahaha.
What was the last thing you said to someone that you wish you could take back? I don’t have someone that I wish I could take back. So sorry.
What is your favorite insect? You are shitting me? Coming next week: What’s your favorite fatal disease?
What era in history would you like to visit for one day? The disco era. Another night spinning discs at my club would be awesome. Now I do get back my 25 year old body right?
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