Versatility, My Ass

Welcome to Mo nday Mayh em! The place where nothing matters and we can all have fun on a Monday. Every week is something different. All the meme questions are in bold.

Monday Mayhem: The Versatile Blogger

Today’s meme is based upon the Versatile Blogger award which was recently passed on to us. (And by “us” she means “her”, Harriet.)

The requirement of the award is to list 7 things that you haven’t mentioned before.

Have fun! Isn’t that my choice?

Seven things that I’ve not mentioned before:

1. I was thrown out of my sex addict’s group because I slept with the group leader’s wife.

2. I was abducted by aliens when I was 27. They made me listen to Barry White for 24 hours to see if a human could endure it.

3. I remember where I was when I read that Barry White died.

4. Every time I plan a vacation from my blog, I end up returning immediately. I worry that I might lose my reader.

5. I am taking a vacation from writing Thursday Thunks. It was not only because that I was burnt out, but also because it’s charm came from Ber and Kimber.

6. I was told by the lady at the convenience store that the only reason anybody likes John Lennon is because he was murdered. It took a lot of concentration to stay quiet. One of my laws of life is to never argue with a crazy person.

7. I once wrote that I had slept with the French twin’s mom. I made that part up. I really had slept with their cousin Renee. I can reveal this now because Michelle played “Truth or Dare” with Renee and she told her.

The last 3 questions of today’s Monday Mayhem are donated questions for Thursday Thunks which seems to be possibly having issues acquiring questions….simply answer each prompt with a usable question. Thursday Thunks appreciates random and silly questions as much as the real kind.

8. Comparing , such as apples and oranges. How many weeks in a row can I deal with a Mayhem question about fucking oranges? This is like when Thunks had somebody throwing something off a building for six weeks. Okay, whatever. QUESTION: Do you like Thanksgiving Day or Christmas Day more? Why?

9. Politicians. While I know that the outgoing Speaker of the House was nuts, I believe the incoming one only cares about the wealthy. He is a humorless man that has been bought and paid for. QUESTION: What part of the election being finally over do you like the best?

10. The oddest food you’ve ever heard of or tasted. Ostrich. It was really good. It was red meat and tasted like beef, not chicken. QUESTION: If Berleen threw an ostrich off the roof and Kimber threw a live snake off the same building, who wins this year’s Super Bowl?

That’s a wrap on WTIT: The Blog

for a Monday.

We were on time for the first time.

We always take a day off on Tuesdays.

Unless we don’t.

Same time. Same blog.

5 comments on “Versatility, My Ass”

>please Bud – don't take any more vacations – outsourcing is not your thing and besides – we really do miss you!(ps.i left you an award….)

>I hadn't even realized the orange thing till you said something. Too funny. Yeah- I hit the big time- I had a question heckled. Woohoo! Too bad the bus driver wasn't around to add a "bite me"!Hopefully, we can use some of these questions to help out Thunks. I don't know what it is but, people really seem to miss thunks.thanks for playing!